A tale of woe from his early days in radio. It may surprise you, but The Dark Lord is far from perfect. Well, we never thought he was, did we?

The Dark Lord visits Butlins for a holiday programme, but is the kind of place he'd usually holiday?

It's the third omnibus, don't those weeks fly? If you missed the week, here's the best way to catch up, since everyone seems to be 'catching up' these days. Hear how Alex really started in radio, why he needs protection from his own mouth, the day Linda Lusardi had her revenge to why sniffing out gherkins can give you important street wise information. It's all in the latest omnibus.

Alex muses of the skills passed down from our ancestors, useful in the modern world.

Habits have changed in the world from the days when cliché workdudes would whistle cliché tones down to street level. Here's the day Linda Lusardi silenced the lot on a building site.

The Dark Lord has on more than one occasion nearly met the wrong end a hardened knuckle. Luckily he has friends to help him out.

If you want to know how to start in broadcasting, well here's how Alex moved up through the gears. You just need to be good with making tea, special tea that is.

In our second omnibus edition Alex reveals his first car tale driving across Europe, who ate all the sandwiches at a nude photo shoot, why you shouldn't scoff all the on board snacks when flying abroad for the first time and how he almost got signed up by Uncle Sam.

We're not entirely sure he'd have been cut out for it, but here's the closest of shaves for the Dark Lord as he takes a wrong turn touring the States!

Alex takes his first foreign jaunt in Majorca in 1967. The horrors of sharing a room after Alex scoffs all the food on the airliner on the way out. Make sure you're not eating when you listen to this one!