You see, now you get the secrets of life that Alex just couldn't share on national terrestrial radio. Here's a glimpse behind the scenes at the type of photoshoot you and I will probably never experience!

We all love our first car, or so thinks the Dark Lord and now he wishes he'd have kept it!

The first of the omnibus editions by popular request. In this first one, why the top shelf was made of gold for some magazine owners, how living in a house of ill repute is a cold encounter, why laws should only be made at night, plus learn of Alex's encounter with an automatic rabbi.

Alex tries out open day at the Synagogue, so he can understand his friends' faith more, but we're not entirely sure he learned much from this venture. 

What would happen if politics only took place at night and those that worked during the wee small hours made all the laws? Well Alex has a theory about this and why it would work perfectly. This Friday the new omnibus edition comes out, the entire week in one sitting.

If you want to eject tenants of a certain stature, there are seemingly tricks of the trade practised by landlords. Here's a tale about what happens when you share your digs with the oldest profession.

We believe The Dark Lord knows too much about stuff like this, but here's an advertising lesson you probably weren't expecting.

Alex recounts a story of a listener train trip to London. Four coach loads of pensioners bound for England's buzzing capital at Christmas. The Dark Lord leaves with a souvenir he wasn't quite planning for.

Greasy spoon or Michelin star. The Dark Lord shares privately with you his idea of the perfect breakfast.

One that could never be recounted when Alex frequented the night time airwaves of The Corporation; a story of what happens when a grown man uses a Polaroid camera for the wrong reasons.