Following on from revealing Boloxnia, we thought it about time you learned about another secret place not yet discovered by the military; Nocturnia, a place of enchantment.

It doesn't matter who you are, or even how large you are, you just don't mess with the Salvation Army. As you're about to find out.

You wouldn't have thought it possible would you? Your own mother, kicking you where it hurts you most.

Just sit tight, don't say too much and certainly don't touch anything. Well, alright you can. But don't tell anyone, alright?

Pining for the age of slam shut doors, the Dark Lord reminisces of the golden age of BR rolling stock.

Why should they have all the fun? Here's a way to tell which celebrities have their feet firmly stapled to planet normal.

Remember that song by Johnny Cash? Well, this isn't quite that story, but here's a tale of keeping things together, even at the most challenging moments.

A story of red mist descending as Alex recounts one of radio's more colourful characters.

Not one to play in front of Grandma today. Alex shares some important drinking knowledge, not to be consumed while you're eating tea.

You may not know this about the Dark Lord, but he is in fact a qualified and very proficient microlight pilot. It all started in rather strange fashion though as you're just about to find out.