Boredom in the office can lead to innocuous office games with dire consequences!

This one at the start of the week is aimed fairly and squarely at those who work in shops. Look around you, who's best to make friends with?

We knew it had to be something deep and youthfully fostered, this educationally nurtured resent for the beautiful game.

Some might say it's almost an educational piece today, loosely, very loosely of course.

Park this episode somewhere where you don't accidentally share it with anyone. Alex may just have hit upon a great invention.

Constantly greeted as a rabbi, today Alex tries to work out why this should be?

There, he's said it. It's true. Alex Lester has no willpower. Time to talk diets.

We could have called this week's theme; 'Alex, the Early Years,' as the closing story in this week's radio theme sees Alex try to show empathy for more mature listeners to his radio show. Sometimes though, you just can't please everyone.

Now concentrate hard on this one, some lessons for any listeners about to embark on an announcing career.

Strictly speaking Alex shouldn't even be voicing today's podcast; he should have been fired years ago for a costly mistake, as you're about to find out.