We talked about languages yesterday. Today it's all about the accent. The Dark Lord recounts meeting a 'man mountain' in America and chastising him for mocking his English accent.

Oh the Brits abroad, useless with languages, though our Alex has a story about needing to parle la lingo Rodders en Francais.

The trials of being a doctor on holiday.

It may well qualify as the longest show title yet on this podcast. Think about it though. What would the world be like if we all had achieved our dreams of becoming an astronaut?

Not for the faint hearted today, a tale of one of Alex's 'friends' who moved into London as an impressionable young man not yet educated in the ways of the city by night.

Today Alex recalls the formation of Boloxnia, with the silent X. Surrounded by enemies with a population strangely disappearing as Boloxnia's export of sausages increases, Alex shares more of the secrets of this strange country.

We know what you're saying; "Too early, too early!" But here at TBTOTDS we can practically hear the ring-a-ling of Crosby's Silver Bells. Well, if you stretch your ears enough that is. Spare a thought for the student posties.

No, not Alex's obtuse representation of a friend's close relative, but a brief diary piece about last wills and testaments of the well organised.

Today Alex recounts his time spent stateside. The excitement of visiting the vibrant cities and the perils of being, well, too British.

Alex thinks he just may have found the toughest gaff in England. Don't play this one in front of your favourite granny. Or at least cover her ears at the end.