Better Off Undead

Today, the guys wing it – they don’t even have a topic picked out! Johnny’s gym incident where he got conned out of $40, but kept his pride Sean Googles ‘shitler,’ and ends up in some frightening, strawberry shortcake land An honest look inside the heads of the authors you love. Or love to hate. […]

If there are holidays, then there’s Dave ranting. Or not… the guys realize that Dave’s self improvement, they have nothing to talk about. Dave has a new server when he goes out to eat, and he doesn’t pop a forehead vein The guys contemplate browsing the worst Yelp reviews and sending Dave out on ‘field […]

Weeeeeee Not even Worst. Show. Ever. is immune to the Star Wars mania sweeping the nation. Or the wave that hasn’t stopped sweeping the nation – porn. The guys brainstorm companies who would actually sponsor Worst. Show. Ever. Johnny’s experience getting ready to move Dave’s borderline hoarding, and possible moves Johnny has no flat screen […]

Today’s guest is Ray Chase, the new Justin Timberlake of WSE, and frequent voice of Sterling and Stone’s various audiobooks, including the character Boricio. NOTE: If you have a weak stomach, you might not want to skip this one. Dave talks about his experience recording The Walking Dave podcast, and Johnny’s newfound guilt Dave breaks […]

We have RAY CHASE! Okay. That didn’t work out, but we’ll have him next time. So on today’s Worst. Show. Ever., we just went with it. Dave freaks out about his name being on the internet. But it’s already there. If you need expert advice, you know that Dave is the guru. He’s got some […]

Dave has problems. We know this. And as usual, Johnny and Sean laugh at them. Nicely. Dave flakes out on a concert due to anxiety and his friend guilt trips him. They talk about some of Dave’s other eccentricities, and actually offer some positive advice. The guy at the mattress store tells Dave he’s too […]

Part 2: A throwback to the old Better Off Undead’s ‘The Newlydeads,’ the guys ask pointed questions, but each question has a catch. We’ll tell you the first catch, but you’ll have to listen to how Johnny, Sean, Dave, and Garrett twist the hell out of these questions… If you and Johnny were to go […]

Part 1: A throwback to the old Better Off Undead’s ‘The Newlydeads,’ the guys ask pointed questions, but each question has a catch. We’ll tell you the first catch, but you’ll have to listen to how Johnny, Sean, Dave, and Garrett twist the hell out of these questions… If Sean had a threesome with two […]

Dave has lost his voice, but that doesn’t stop him from making an appearance in today’s show, albeit in a very creepy way… Seriously. WTF Dave? Are you trying to give us robotic nightmares? No, that’s NOT Stephen Hawking. Mooseknuckle (It really doesn’t get any better from here, but…) NEW RUMOR: Swapping in the ‘new […]

Uuuummm…. Well. It’s a show. Dave shows off his new stick, the guys google things they probably shouldn’t, and some random theories about what makes people want to kick Dave’s ass. Sean rants about gym manners Dave shows off his new walking stick Weird things Sean’s mom buys for him, including the Wizard Stick Yoshi […]