Bible Beaters – Canada Comedy

EP153 This week we discuss the erection results and after Kyle wipes away his crocodile tears we get back into the story of Israelite succession. Solomon is king and the first thing he does is kill his dad's enemies. His half brother Adonijah, who had just tried to steal the kingship, asks his bro for a favor. He wants to marry Abishag, but king Solomon sees the ruse for what it is and has him killed immediately. Solomon takes the opportunity to defrock Abiathar from the priesthood and has Joab murdered at the altar. Finally, king Solomon takes care of a debt owed to his father by having Shimei killed for breaking his house arrest. Please send us emails.

EP152Happy last Halloween ever (maybe). In this podcast we talk about the lockdown, and the response to it. We discuss the nature of governance and when/how to to resist government overreach. We speculate on the immediate future and the prospect of civil unrest or living under totalitarian regimes. The bible is alluded to but not read. Sadness > anger.

EP151 - (1 Kings 2 1-13) In is episode of the podcast we get to the bottom of how big of a piece of shit king David really is. But first, we respectfully discuss UFC, and Kyle's piece of shit studio. David learns of Adonijah's plot to take the throne and thwarts it. He goes on to blame his best guy and right hand man Joab for all the evil David committed, as well as taking the time to settle old scores. Solomon is the new guy.

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EP144 (2 Samuel 18-19) The Lord of Hosts is back from Viking land. He does a show from his kitchen uninterrupted. He talks about the Swedish covid strategy, highlights of the trip, and how much candy he brought home. Caleb recaps the death of Absalom, which was left unfinished by the Interrupter and the Bro of Bros. Absalom’s death makes king David real sad. He’s so sad that his army sees him sad and they all become sad too. Joab tells the king to grow up or else the army will turn on him. This makes David mad and he replaces Joab with an inferior man. David continues gallivanting around the countryside collecting the rebels to his banner. He meets old friends and enemies on his travels. Instead of emails Caleb explores the subject of ancient wisdom.