Bible Stories for Blasphemers

Bible Stories for Blasphemers

By Dan Rogland and Mariah WrenComedyReligion & SpiritualityArtsBooks
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Bible Stories for Blasphemers episodes

  • It's All Brothers and Dreams

    This week, we start the first part of the story of Joseph, the teen dreamer and big old tattletale. Then, we talk about Christian and post-Christian music!

    Today's episode features the song "Chicken" by Semler. Stream their music or find tour dates at www.semlermusic.com.

    Find us on Twitter @BS4Blasphemers, or email us your Bible questions and corrections at [email protected]!

    You can also find Dan on Twitter @DanRogland or on Patreon at patreon.com/danrogland.

    Special thanks for @HenryRogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane." 

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    1 hr 13 min
  • The Bible is Anime

    This week, we tell the stories of Dinah and Tamar, two women whose male relatives were absolutely the worst. Then, we talk about why there are so many Johns. 

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    59 min
  • SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

    This week, we talk about Jacob having a literal wrestling match with God while bribing his brother into not killing him. Then, we answer the question: does the Bible actually say you shouldn't get gay married? 

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    1 hr 1 min
  • Jacob Bioengineers Sheep

    This week we talk about Jacob's feud with Laban and his weird folk magic for how to make speckled sheep; then, we briefly talk about hell (as it relates to Phoebe Bridgers). 

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    1 hr
  • I Bought You With My Mandrakes

    This week we tell the story of how Jacob met Rachel and ended up with four wives, twelve sons, and a daughter. Then we talk about "Euphoria" and how internet access is actually really important for teens. 

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    1 hr
  • Apocalypse Pudding

    This week we begin the story of the Bible's first twins, Jacob and Esau, and discuss Biblical apocalypse theories, including Y2K and the book series (and Nic Cage film) Left Behind.

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    1 hr
  • Pagan History Special: Yuletide

    Happy holidays! We're celebrating with a special episode diving into pre-Christian mythology, winter solstice traditions, and the pagan origins of Christmas (which is, in fact, not related to Christ at all). 

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    1 hr 21 min
  • Who's the Youth Pastor Now?

    In this switch-up episode, Mariah tells Dan the third and final part of the story of Abraham. The energy in the studio is unhinged.

    You can buy Dan's poetry book at tinyurl.com/weshallhavelife.

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    1 hr 9 min

About Bible Stories for Blasphemers

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A weekly story-telling comedy podcast looking at the Bible as a wild collection of myths and legends, as told by a queer ex-vangelical to a secular cult survivor.