Bibleish

The sun is high, the humidity dense, and the crops are full and ready... which means it's time to celebrate Lughnasadh! In this minisode, Angela tells Lily about the August festival of first fruits and how everyone (per usual) just wanted to hop on board the Pagan train without actually owning it. Psh. Oh, and fair warning - one of us is having a damn meltdown in the intro. lol

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Elisha gets a smutty makeover in a segment that can only be described as "Bibleish After Dark." As our adventures with Elisha continue again some more we meet a motley crew of characters, from a number of well-meaning lepers to a woman of great moral principle who maybe just HAPPENED to eat her son. NBD! 

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Elisha is back again some more! And this time we're learning about his pretty cool magic tricks, and how he "tricked" an entire army into embarrassing themselves in a rousing game of Stand Before The King. We just can't help but wonder if this shiny, average-seeming guy will ever have a dark night of the soul? GET ON BOARD WITH THE WOES OF LEADERSHIP, ELISHA!

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This week, we honor Angela's mother who loved all creatures great and small. This "mini" episode covers the life and legacy of Saint Francis, and pays tribute to the other saints who share a connection with his legacy.

"O God, enlarge within us the sense of fellowship with all living things, our little brothers the animals, to whom Thou hast given this earth as their home in common with us. We remember with shame that in the past we have exercised the high dominion of man with ruthless cruelty, so that the voice of this earth which should have gone up to Thee in song has been a groan of travail. May we realize that they live not for us alone but for themselves and for Thee, and that they love the sweetness of life even as we, and serve Thee in their place better than we in ours." 
-St.Basil

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St. Augustine of Hippo is one of our arch nemeses. Why, you ask? Because he's to blame for a lot of our cultural shame around sex, sexuality, and homosexuality in specific. This week we re-launch one of our favorite ever Pride Month episodes, because the most annoying part is... he COULD have been a bisexual hero! Happy Pride Month, y'all!

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Underdog heroes? Possession? Drag queens? Yes. It's all here. This week we're re-launching one of our earliest, drunkest, epic-est episodes:  the tale of David, Saul, bromance, fighting, and harps! We're also featuring the episode's sponsor: The Witch of Endor Returns starring "Zooey Deschanel" (and we cannot stress those quotation marks enough.)

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We've been avoiding this story. But in light of recent Supreme Court related events, Lily faced the beast that is the final book of Judges. Today we tell the story of an unnamed woman's cruel fate in a town far from home, and the finger-pointing tribes of Israel that really, REALLY made us say "Yes All Men." 

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains direct discussion of S*xual Assault. Please take care when choosing to listen. 

If you'd like to download the produced version of our song for Anat, join us on Patreon! Fun fact: one of the background vocals is just Angela scream-crying into a microphone because wow everything is terrible right now! 

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Elisha's back and this time it's personal... er, actually, it could be a little *more* personal. Elisha has developed a habit of sending his servant to do his bidding, even when that means delivering a miracle to a leper. What could possibly go wrong?

But wait, there's more! When you buy this story you get two parables FREE, because this is a 3-in-1 episode from the book of Kings. Enjoy!

Editor's Note: After recording, Angela realized that when she pulled the name GAROL from the Well, it was an accidental Broad City reference. So credit where credit is due! Even when it's just your subconscious struggling to serve up something better than "Jeffethy" (there is no superior name than that, sorry GAROL)

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The story of Passover returns... and so do we! Y'all, we have both been through the ringer for the past four months. We've missed you. And we couldn't pass up the chance to celebrate our FOUR YEAR ANNIVERSARY with you this weekend on this Abrahamic Mega Holiday. In this episode we get caught up with you, share our thoughts about this momentous weekend of Spring celebrations, and present to you the store of Passover (a relaunch from our very 1st anniversary.)

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Jesus is getting a reputation, and Mary misses the simpler times when he was just running around the yard turning birds to clay. This Christmas Day we bring you part TWO of our 2021 Christravaganza Christmas Spectacular: how Jesus turned water into wine. We know this year feels different for so many of us, and Mary would certainly be able to relate. So grab your hot chocolate and cozy up with us, why dontcha! Merry Yule to us all. <3

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