Bibleish

Ah yes, Samson: Pantene hair model, kinky lover, and... God torpedo? In this episode Lily and Angela defy the laws of space and time (yet again!) by telling the story of Samson mystery science theater-style. You'll meet the legendary Samson, his flowing locks, his second wife Delilah, and get some Bibleish karaoke out of it, too.

*ALERT* We will be on a brief summer break until August 4th. Now's the time to catch up on old episodes you missed, revisit faves, or join our Patreon to get some insider juiciness in preparation for a new season this fall.

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Happy PRIDE MONTH everybody! For this week's episode, we're looking at St. Augustine of Hippo -- our new arch nemesis. Why, you ask? Because he can pretty much be blamed for all of our cultural shame around sex, sexuality, and homosexuality in specific. And the kicker is... he COULD have been a bisexual hero! Tune in to find out about Augustine's heartbreak, and his naggy, naggy mom.

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By the end of his life, Solomon the Wise was, well... maybe TOO wise. Seems like knowing too much can be a bad thing, because the Book of Ecclesiastes is basically one big existential crisis! Listen in to find out what he has to say about the meaning of life, but also listen in for a really great rap about vapes, and some FUN misogyny.

We hope you ENJOY the show! It's meaningless!

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Lily and Angela turn the Book of Proverbs into the drinking game "Kings"... with some Bible-ish twists! How many Proverbs can they get through? Will they remember to say BINGBONG before every turn? Is Lily actually a bunch of spiders in a trenchcoat? Find out!

Here are our Bibleish Kings rules:

1. Touch your nose
2. Rhyme the last word of the last proverb read
3. Letter game: Find a Bibleish word using the first letter of the last word read
4. Questions: Respond with a question ad infinitum until someone fails
5. Modernize your proverb
6. Make a new rule

We hope you ENJOY and play along with us!

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Ever wondered what exactly the Dead Sea Scrolls are? You're in luck! Because in this episode Angela is deliriously running on zero sleep and we're ready to tell YOU what these old pieces of scrap have to say for themselves. But actually though, some of the contents may surprise you.

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You guys! Bibleish is 1 year old! In the words of our fave Queer Eye queen... CAN YOU BELIEVE? To celebrate, we're taking on one of the most epic stories in the Bible: the story of Passover. It's got a baby in a river. It's got plagues. It's got magic sticks. Seriously, this story is incredible. We hope you love it as much as we loved telling it. And thank you all for your ongoing support for this entire past year! 

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Finally, Lily’s cat makes an appearance in the show in the form of her namesake, Queen Jezebel the Baal-worshipper! This week we are plopped right back into the midst of musical thrones as Judah and Israel still struggle to find the perfect King for them. We also meet Elijah, God’s new friend who goes through some asinine trials to please him while God continues trying to understand humans and their petty needs. Enjoy!

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If you thought polytheism was over, think again. This week we return to the stories of famous Bible Kings and spy a ton of VESTIGES (word of the day) of old polytheistic practices, which Bible God is really not into. 

We’re talkin’ golden calves, scorpions on your face, and why Lily is still making donkeygoats happen. This is the episode. What? YES! Even now. (You’ll get that joke after you listen, just trust.)

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Hey, psst... what are you wearing? ;) Get ready for sexy love poem time in this totally out-of-character Bible story! We're playing "hot or not" as the narrator tries to woo his lover with compliments like "your hair looks like goats" and, "I'm gonna feed you, like, SO many raisins."

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Want a guided tour of the heavens, earth, and some scary places you hope you'd never be? Hop on board the Enoch spaceship. In this mini(ish) episode, Angela tells Lily the rest of the story of Enoch, which was found in the Dead Sea Scrolls. We run into some familiar characters in purgatory and more!

Recommended Listening: Enjoy our "Dead Sea Sex Pact" episode for part one of Enoch's tale.

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