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  • Jonathan Eats Honey

    Saul is magically always one head taller than everyone, and God is LOVING it, but Saul just wants to stay on tour with the band and keep working on his music. Unfortunately, his dream is thwarted when God decides he is the *perfect* height to be King. Meanwhile, Jonathan eats honey. No but seriously, it's a big deal.

    This episode brought to you by Sticky Staff Mulled Wine, which you can get the recipe for on our Patreon page! www.patreon.com/bibleishpodcast

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    57 min
  • (God) Just Can't Wait To Be King

    God calls Sam, the prophet, but Sam is a call screener. When he finally picks up, God delivers a pretty harsh multi-generation curse to pass on to Eli. In other news, the Arc gets stolen by some uncircumcised philistines, and God is still pretty intense about not touching his box. But he gets even MORE intense about not being chosen by the humans to be their King. Find out what happens when you steal the Arc, and who will take over Pride Rock.

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    50 min
  • Baby Jesus and the Three Wise Guys

    Christmas lies are getting’ EXPOSED. Ok, sort of. For our final Bibleish episode of 2018 we bring you the story of baby Jeebus, his mom, his dad (God), Elizabeth (WHO?!) and a few Christmas carols made by yours truly. Enjoy, friends. Let the spirit of Yule-mas be upon you. 

    REMINDER: Bibleish will be on a brief hiatus this January to formulate, calculate, calibrate,and relaxerate. We’ll see you in February for a new season with lots to announce!

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    46 min
  • Minisode: That's So Meta

    Bibleish on Bibleish on Bibleish: in this episode, we are winding down the year with a little Bibleish recap, our favorite ads, and a sneak peek of what's to come in 2019. Stockpile your Bibleish for winter because January we'll be in hibernation station!

    Want more? E-mail us at [email protected] with the subject line "HERE I AM!" and we'll make sure you're the first to hear all our news and announcements in 2019.

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    32 min
  • Minisode: The Dead Sea Sex Pact

    200 "watchers" make a sex pact. No, but really. In this minisode, Angela tells Lily a story that answers a major Bibleish question... and the answer was found in the Dead Sea Scrolls! Find out what happens when 37-foot tall men roam the earth, who the heck the Nephilim were, and why some people think the Bible references aliens 👽. Welcome to The Book of Enoch.

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    37 min
  • Jonah and the Megalodon

    Jonah wins a mandatory trip to Cleveland and hitches a ride with a biker named Megalodon. Wait… ok maybe that’s not right. But we drank enough whiskey to tell the ACTUAL story of Jonah and the Whale in this episode. Find out what happens when you run from God in the Bible, and how we would end this story if we were scribes.

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    34 min
  • There's A Demon In This Episode

    Did Solomon use demons to build his glorious temple to God? This week we give you the Testament of Solomon: a Bible fan-fic written in the early first millennium  which features VAMPIRES, werewolves, a whole ton of demons, and magic. You'll learn how to become invisible (tbh, it's a lot of work) and also what a magic carpet is actually for. Let the witching hour begin.

    A NOTE FROM THE HOSTS: This story contains a lot of demons... but the episode itself might have caught one, too. After reviewing the recording Lily discovered a weird audio issue and some creepy whispering which were NOT done during the session. We were unable to replicate the issue as a mic error, so we'll suspend disbelief and just say... maybe a little spirit accidentally became a guest on the show. Listen for yourself and let us know what you think.

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    1 hr 2 min
  • Solomon the Wizard King

    God thought he was done with men, but then he meets Solomon. Solomon wants to know what God's thinking, what he's into. He wants to build God a rightful throne... but will his wandering eye for women (and other Gods) lead him astray? Oh and by the way Solomon is a WIZARD. Just saying. 

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    58 min
  • Wait... What IS the Bible?

    We got a time machine. It was expensive, but we needed it… because in this episode we go back in time to find out HOW the Bible was made, WHY even, and also who dunnit. From collapsing city-states to a really hot fire, come on this adventure with us and find out what the Bible even really is. Please enjoy all our homemade (and not homemade) sound effects. 

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    51 min

About Bibleish

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All story, no religion, add vodka and stir. Bibleish is a comedic, tipsy podcast about the best-selling book of all time: the Bible. Lily grew up Catholic. Angela has never cracked open the Good Book.…