Biden appeared to have malfunctioned during a recent speech in which he stated his goal to build a railroad across the Indian Ocean. Filling in for Glenn, Pat and Jeffy try to decipher the absurd statement's true meaning. Biden also snapped at a reporter who asked him about the recent reveal of a possible bribery scheme he was allegedly involved in. Jeffy goes through his fat five headlines, discussing UPS finally providing air conditioning in the delivery trucks, running for president from jail, and removing the world's largest kidney stone from a Sri Lankan man. The guys go through what's happening in the PGA. The earth will be too hot to live on in billions of years, so experts suggest we move the earth away from the sun. Spotify has officially dropped Meghan Markle's podcast. The guys fact-check Sen. Bernie Sanders' latest "tax the wealth" statement. Pat goes through 15 song remakes that are better than the originals.

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