Today on Big Cow I'm joined by Josey, who's such a lovely person that she worries about offending me with her answers to my Big Cow questions. She also introduces me to Australia's "Big Things", which I should really have already known about considering that I do this podcast.

Talking points include: relative size; Downsizing starring Matt Damon, a film which neither of us have seen; all films must address Knickers; The Man, a film which I almost remember; Christian School; the continuing story of my Big Cow Book; Pascal's Wager; and Scrangetribe, the hot new word which we'll soon all be using.

It's time for more conversation about the Big Cow, and this time I'm joined by Sam Hall, who brings with him some bizarre opinions about eating people. Also some strong opinions about "The Island", the film.

Talking points include: a melancholic air; Egalitarian Meat Production; The Island talk; a Ewan McGregor Review; the Charlie Bowman question; Vimto; a shocking revelation about height; fridge talk; and Entrapment (starring Catherine Zeta-Jones).

13! Unlucky for some! The spooky number! I didn't realise this was the unlucky special when recording, but I did in editing, so I did the most thematically appropriate thing I could think of, and *didn't do my due diligence in the editing process by listening to the whole episode*!!! [A spooky wolf howls in the distance while thunder rolls]

How spooky and fiendish of me, and definitely nothing to do with me putting off the editing until too late. It probably won't actually make any difference to be honest. Just tell me if there are any big audio issues later on.

Talking points are a mystery, as I didn't do the listen pass to get them. We talk about Destiny's Child at some point, I know that much.

Max Francis is joining me once again to talk about the Big Cow, in the first instalment of Big Cow Echoes (name definitely not taken from the Echo fighters in Smash). We talk a lot about anime in this one, so brace yourself. We also cover topics like Winter Cows, and Superman's Wasteland Radio. It's a different format, so I'm mixing up the format here as well and not listing talking points. Take that, the government!

Back at it again at the Big Cow podcast, this time with the company of Maria Webb, who's from a country near to the country that Knickers is from. At one point in this episode, I mess up the terms "Big Cow" and "God", and don't notice.

Discussion points include: Big Jesus; time management; a cow who wants to be my best friend, but is also okay with dying; Survival through friendship; the secret, tall people who power roller-coasters; an update on Adam Sandler; Reddit joke assessments; Geoff; and a friend who will never die.

The cows with the brush are here: https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1094741797228679169

That's right everyone, it's the Dozer special. John McInnes joins me in this episode to help me talk about *two* big cows, the ways they compare (cowpare) to each other, and the unfairness which John feels is present. Also Garfield, we talk a lot about Garfield. The second half of the episode is mostly Garfield.

Talking points include: comparative cow sizes; disappointment; uh oh, it's an improv scene; the little book, it gets brought up twice; tiny god; hypothetical cow situations; Bellino, probably a cryptid; Garfield; demographics; Garfield; and we find out who the real friends were.

Big Cow is back! I know that it never really left from your perspective, but I had a few weeks without recording one, so it's back for me. Despite that break, I'm still as capable as ever of hosting the podcast (though not necessarily of ending it); and I'm joined by Maeve Scally, who made that task easy.

Talking points include: The Big Cow as a euphemism; Man, the secret third option; me, defaming a Nobel prize winner; donut blasphemy; the fishing perspective; and the continuing character assassination of myself.

Audio issues abounded in this recording. I think I managed to sort them out, but some may remain.

Apart from that, I'm joined by special guest Jess Major, who's shown incredible restraint and refrained from seeing the Big Cow for over a month. We're fortunate enough to be present for this magical reunion.

Discussion points include: Magnified bigness; Saturn's Ring of Cows; the noise of the universe, the Big Moo; Big Cats; Clifford the Big Red Dog, picking holes in it; Too Much Mouth; the new hit SciFi Premise; and Ted Moos.

Note: A reupload to get this one in the correct place in the feed. There's probably a much simpler, better way to do this, but I don't know it.

Get ready for this one everyone, it's about twice as long as a normal episode because we really got into it.

Carly Squires joins me, and brought questions of her own. We explore whole new subjects about the big cow which have never even been touched upon before, and I continue my revelation about the ethics of my own personal eating of cows.

Discussion points include: musical cow numbers; Gaston; Lumiere's accent; the voice of the Cow; vague memories of the bible; How would Knickers wear jeans?; the fall of Mewtwo; oh no, I got started on the public domain; oh no, I forgot about the limitations of an audio medium; Pardoning the Turkey; yet another SciFi premise; and a bunch more. It feels like when the episode gets this long, my normal "discussion points" format doesn't really work.

How are those Moo years resolutions holding up so far? You sticking to them? You thinking about Big Cows? Well you’re sure going to be doing so after this episode. We’ve got Mark Long on to discus the Big Cow with us. He’s real tall, so brings with him a perspective of what being bigger than the average of your species is like; though he also brings some shocking revelations about relative size.

Discussion points include: emotional rollercoasters; messianic murderers; Big Cow Bingo; undeserved credit for being tall; the mystery of how cows sleep; Cow tipping - in VR!; the X-Cows; and a Big Cow for Big Sins, well maybe only moderate sins, but like, a lot of them.