[The first upload of this episode was bad and wrong. This one is good instead.]

Get ready for a very special (and mildly late) episode of Big Cow, as I'm joined by "Geoff Pearson", the owner of the Big Cow, to talk about the Big Cow.

Yes, that's right. It's "actually", "definitely" Geoff Pearson. It's "not" someone doing a voice. It's the "real" Geoff Pearson, and he lets me know all the goings on with Knickers the Cow, and his continued quest to kill Knickers the Cow.

Many thanks to Max Francis, who was a massive help in getting Mr. Pearson on the podcast.

Jess Wright joins me once again to talk about the Big Cow, but this time the conversation isn't limited to just the two of us! Inspired by the picture of Kelsey Grammer on my wall, we've channelled Fraiser, and are running a call in advice show. We talk about the Big Cow, and help people with their Big Problems.

Talking points are not here, it's an echo episode, you know the drill.

Xenia Randle joins me to talk about Knickers the Big Cow. She's sceptical at first, but is quickly won over to believing in the Big Cow. Well believing that he exists at least. There's a whole load of talk about the Rock in this, and the idea of him starring in Westerns with Knickers, which I think might have come up before? I don't know. I'm so tired.

Talking points include: and error on my end; a unit of measurement; a new Dozer picture, which fills in a gap; squids can fly, in retrospect I'm not actually that sure of this, but I don't want to check, wait no, I did check, I was right, the Japanese flying squid exists; Splatoon; Andre the Giant; and more.

Once again, Knickers the Big Cow is being discussed by me and a special guest. Today that guest is Helen Herman, who joins me in wondering about the mind of the Big Cow.

This episode was pretty last minute, and I'm tired now. So there're no talking points. Leave me alone.

It turns out that there are still some people I know who haven't seen the Big Cow, even if they're not 100% sure that that's the case. One of those people was Liz Kelly, the very special guest on this episode; so you can here her joy at getting to witness the Big Cow for the first time. Truly magical.

Talking points include: a mis-scaled disguise; tall people seeing the tops of fridges, again; "You're tall!"; a god amongst men, a god amongst cows; Cow vogue; a good cowboy voice; mistakes in pronunciation; the quickest decision to worship; the coincidental timing of Hugh Grants retirement and the royal wedding; and some standard white man credit claiming.

Well, well, well, look who's back. That's right, it's Max Francis, calling in from Canada. That makes this the first episode recorded over the internet, and as such there's a fair bit of crosstalk and stuff. We talk a lot of shops in this one, really going behind the scenes on the podcast.

This is a return episode, so you know what that means? That's right, no talking points!

Welcome back to Big Cow, sponsored by Pixels. This time I'm joined by Will Gawned, an actual real Australian. He brings to the table his concerns about the Big Cow, his belief that it should be regulated, and his knowledge of how the Australian government might do that. Also there's a real big diversion into Rambo. Sponsored by Pixels.

Talking points include: The Island, again, and the fact that Sausage Party is basically the same film; a good, good, Godzilla; Australia's Big Things; immortality for cowards; Big Cow is a gas, a universe, everything; I badly explain the trinity of Big Cows; wax fruit schemes; and an emotional tree rollercoaster. Sponsored by Pixels.

Anna Kemp is back to talk about the Big Cow, she was the first guest, and now she's also the eighteenth. We talk a lot about how perception of things works, and how it shapes our reality. We also talk about the comparative heights of previous guests, and talk directly to the audience. Also Draclear and stuff gets a mention. It's an Echosode, what do you want? Talking points? You're not getting them.

Big Cow, it's still there, and I'm still talking. This week I'm joined in my talking by Lee Abecasis, who has actually never seen the Big Cow before. Wow! We go pretty deep on the film "Johnny Got His Gun" which came out in 1971, but we call is "Johnny Get Your Gun", and claim it came out in the '40s.

Talking points include: Too Big!; a very big net; not actually a talking point, but I think at one point you can hear gulls in the background; Knockermen, a term from the Discworld books which I wrongly apply; Italian - the language of truth; Thinkin' 'bout my size; people who mate with birds; robes of woven grass; and Speed 2 Cruise Control.

Don't you think it's crazy how sometimes the Moon will move in a special way, and as a result a week will have two Wednesdays and no Thursdays? I sure do. The Moon was probably moved as such by the incredible gravity of Knickers the Big Cow!

Anyway, today I'm joined by Ivy Thomas, who finally asks the questions which have been on some people's lips. The questions the people want answers to. The first guest who hasn't been afraid of Big Big Cow.

Talking points include: me forgetting what the Titanic did; Cows, the modern dinosaurs; a young god; a tier list of tastiness; how frogs perceive things; recreational mooing; La Haine; alone with cows; and a testicle experience.