1st article: https://holapapi.substack.com/p/i-cant-stop-cringing-at-my-old-self

2nd article: https://www.seattletimes.com/life/develop-compassionate-amnesia-about-friends-drunken-confession-of-love/

Third Segment: just listen

We welcome our best depressed friend Adam. We talk about how Adam and Paul moms' are twinsies, anti evolution science teachers of our high school, and heterogenous transient chemical reactions. We then tackle two columns about homoerotic lockerrooms and relationships before capitalizing on Adam's famously negative disposition for our third segment. Are your eyebrows raised for this one yet?!

Article 1: https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/12/husband-friends-flirt-touch-gay-advice.html

Article 2: https://www.uexpress.com/life/dearabby/1998/8/14/teachers-lesson-plan-unravels-when-fiance

Third seggy: Reviewing our high school peers’ art

Want to help us settle this debate? Are Marvel movies good or for babies? Leave a five star review with your opinion. 

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/28/parenting/pretend-play.html

https://imnotwrong.com/page/5/

Feliz Navidad, big fact freaks and no cap chaps! In this festive episode, the boys discuss their high school bullies, they rate various proposal methods, and they finally get a chance to discuss people who do accents worse than they do.  The duo then tackles questions about gift giving and the reason for the season before exchanging gifts.

Novel Advice:

https://parade.com/966895/brittany_galla/author-sophie-kinsella-tackles-gift-giving-etiquette-in-the-age-of-amazon-wishlists/

Billy Graham Evangelistic Association:

https://billygraham.org/answer/how-can-some-people-celebrate-christmas-without-christ/

3rd segment: 2nd Annual Gift Exchange

Article 1: https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/07/buying-vibrator-stepdaughter-care-and-feeding.html

Article 2: https://www.cleveland.com/entertainment/2020/04/dear-annie-i-cant-stand-it-when-amusement-parks-cater-to-wealthier-families.html

Segment 3: World Fair Quiz

In this ep the boys talk about avatar the last airbender, that's so Raven, and test preparation strategies. They then take on two articles about people calling their shots. Finally, the duo call their own shots in a third seggy all about bold predictions.

Article 1: Can fotrunetellers see the future?

https://thebrunswicknews.com/opinion/advice_columns/can-fortunetellers-see-the-future/article_39446364-bc51-5f06-a2dc-6f1301b8c25a.html

Article 2: Preparing for a tournament

https://brunswickgameon.com/2013/10/23/ask-ewa-preparing-for-a-tournament/

Movie mentioned in this ep: Baaghi

Article 1: https://crimereads.com/true-crime-dating-advice/

Article 2: https://crimereads.com/true-crime-advice-is-it-morally-defensible-to-own-a-charles-manson-dishtowel/

Article 3: https://www.evanmarckatz.com/blog/communication/my-boyfriend-is-great-but-he-talks-baby-talk-whats-that-all-about

The boys discuss Paul’s inability to make it into their elementary school’s gifted program, their scheme to sponsor papa Perez’s soccer team, and the prospect of Bill Burr hosting the new Ripley’s believe or not reboot.  The gang then tackles questions about bitcoin and crypto MLMs before Paul quizzes Adrian on the selling prices of NFTs.

Dear Rabbi:

https://jewishstandard.timesofisrael.com/your-talmudic-advice-column-12/

Market Watch:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/my-father-coerced-me-into-giving-him-100k-for-a-lucrative-cryptocurrency-multi-level-marketing-scheme-i-trusted-him-to-act-in-my-best-interests-11633704020

NFT QUIZ: https://forms.gle/GSFymvbCDvpP6C4P7

This episode is about being blue collar. Something these three soy boys know *A LOT* about 

Netflix: please contact [email protected] to purchase rights to create "Cornell Connie"

Column 1: https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/advice/parents-want-dentist-to-excise-blue-collar-boyfriend/2020/11/12/83fb35f8-1af0-11eb-aeec-b93bcc29a01b_story.html

Column 2: https://www.dailyrepublic.com/all-dr-news/wires/features/state-national-lifestyle-columnists/im-worried-that-i-will-lose-my-texas-roots-at-ivy-league-school/

3rd seggy: Jeff Foxworthys Redneck Dictionary 

Article 1: https://thetakeout.com/restaurant-menu-silly-dumb-name-food-etiquette-advice-1840486454

Article 2: https://slate.com/human-interest/2017/04/oh-lorde.html

3rd Segment: what's that movie? do you know movies? its the foreign name, can you guess it? good luck. Game