Ready to get schooled? Paul and Adrian talk about learning how to read a calendar, Lexington high school teacher drama, and the origins of the syfy channel. The boys then take on advice columns on addressing your teacher correctly and decorating your classroom for the upcoming year. And then we finally answer the question “are Paul and Adrian smarter than 5th graders?” in our third segment. Make sure to subscribe to our Patreon to get exclusive bonus clips of Adrian reviewing the new Florist album and Paul dissecting the morality of Nathan Fielder’s new show.

Article 1: Care and Feeding

https://web.archive.org/web/20200101153844/https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/05/teacher-yelling-at-students-good-or-bad.html

Article 2: We are Teachers

https://www.weareteachers.com/not-an-instagram-teacher/

3rd Segment: Are Paul and Adrian smarter than a 5th grader?

Gates open: come on in. Paul and Adrian talk about things society needs to normalize, western beauty standards, and Paul’s gem hunting adventures. The boys then field two gatekeeping questions about children’s taste in media and what food humans are allowed to eat. Lastly, they kick back and chill with a lil quiz third segment without keeping score.

Article 1: Basic Dad

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/basic-dad-what-happens-when-my-kid-has-bad-taste-i-e-not-mine

Article 2: Bad Advice

https://www.worcestermag.com/story/opinion/2022/06/01/bad-advice-do-not-shamed-eating-dog-treats/9966185002/

3rd Segment: Guess the gatekeeper from the response comment

Double dip dudes back at it

Hail Satan y'all. This episode is all about death metal (but also heavy music in general). The boys talk community gardens, the art of war, and the atomization of society under capitalism. They then tackle advice columns concerning a boyfriend's taste in bedroom music and a metalhead marriage on the rocks due to an addition to the family. The episode wraps up with a third segment metal vocals quiz: are we human or are we animal?

Adrian's Metal Playlist

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0xScZC8luDnfpzxtkWpDPH?si=HTsyFfgGS6GVtJfurr1Ouw

Article 1: Dear Prudence

https://slate.com/human-interest/2008/09/advice-on-manners-and-morals-sept-25-2008.html

Article 2: Ask Metal GF

https://www.metalsucks.net/2016/09/12/ask-metal-gf-unite-friends-remain-forever-young/

Third Segment: Human or Animal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEc5Y0Z0ZpA