Let’s get tra-dit-ional, dit-ional (to the tune of that let’s get physical song, ya dig?). They boys discuss the Clemson vs. USC rivalry, the worst jokes Paul has ever heard, and Adrian’s inability to hide his laughter. We then comb through some articles on the traditions of Indian weddings, white people weddings, child naming, and bar trivia. Paul and Adrian then jointly present a third seggy focused on customs and traditions, respectively.

Caroline Hax: My Indian family won’t let my boyfriend come to my brother’s wedding

https://www.mercurynews.com/2015/03/24/carolyn-hax-my-indian-family-wont-let-my-boyfriend-come-to-my-brothers-wedding/

Judge John Hodgeman: A medley

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/15/magazine/wedding-traditions.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/24/magazine/judge-john-hodgman-on-naming-your-child.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/21/magazine/judge-john-hodgman-on-bar-trivia-etiquette.html

3rd segment: Keep it or leave it

1st article: https://www.elle.com/life-love/ask-e-jean/a14340/ask-e-jean-poisoned-wife/

2nd article: https://www.askamanager.org/2021/06/i-sent-an-angry-response-to-a-work-email-was-i-in-the-wrong.html

3rd seggy: missed takes from the 2010's 

This episode we talk about fast food

Q: Tell me you listen to the Big Facts No Cap podcast without *telling* me you listen to the Big Facts No Cap podcast. 

A: I feel a constant sense of malaise and ennui. And although the best parts of life might strike through and bring joy, It comes with the cruel understanding I will slowly return to my baseline emotional programming

Dear Karen: 

https://cheezburger.com/13329157/dear-karen-the-new-advice-column-dishing-out-entitlement-on-a-weekly-basis-january-4-2021

My husband put a taco bell booth in our home:

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/i2xp8f/my_24f_husband_25m_set_up_an_entire_taco_bell/

3rd seggy: 

https://majorleagueeating.com/records

This episode is truly a dream come true! Paul and Adrian discuss the formula for determining if someone is Guatemalan, Estonian presenting rappers, and weaponizing stand up bits against your partner. The duo then learn from a dream interpretation master in a psychoanalysis dream advice column before taking on a column about how women be having crazy dreams. Adrian then gives Paul a quiz where Paul’s answers are about as supported as the “actual” answers, tbh.

Melissa Daum: Carl Jung & Dream Analysis

https://www.melissadaum.com/carl-jung-dream-analysis

Relationship Connection: My wife gets angry with me after she has a bad dream

https://www.theawl.com/2013/07/ask-polly-im-almost-30-and-im-terrified-of-losing-my-looks/

3rd segment: Dream Analysis Quiz for Pauly boy

Who actually cares about the audio in a podcast? Is that what you’re here for? In this ep we talk about the multiple birthdays of our father, sending cards in the mail, and the great bhangra funk tune Jalebi baby. We then tackle columns about teaching your children how to make cockatiel and how to deal with growing older in your looks gracefully.

Gentleman Scholar: May I teach my children to mix cocktails

https://slate.com/human-interest/gentleman-scholar/5

Dear Polly: I'm Almost 30 And I'm Terrified Of Losing My Looks

https://www.theawl.com/2013/07/ask-polly-im-almost-30-and-im-terrified-of-losing-my-looks/

3rd segment: Apologies

Who decided this would be a fun topic for the show? In this week’s ep, Paul and Adrian discuss the concept of stalking, celebrity enemies, and Adrian’s new character: Jacques Colombo. The boys cover articles about a long term stalker and a stalking doctor. We finish off with the Wikipedia game again. Make sure not to miss this one or Madame Zeroni will curse your family for eternity.

Dear Abby: Suitor Continues to Pursue Woman Despite Being Ghosted

https://www.uexpress.com/life/dearabby/2020/11/6

Ask E. Jean: Doctor Deranged

https://www.elle.com/life-love/ask-e-jean/advice/a13944/doctor-stalking-his-patient/

3rd segment: Wikipedia game celebrity stalking edition

Did you know every hour of listening to a podcast releases 30 grams of CO2 into the atmosphere? Justify That 

Advice column 1: Dear Kiki: Is it wrong to fanboy for Kum & Go?

https://littlevillagemag.com/dear-kiki/

Advice column 2: Liza Featherstone Should I discourage my wife from air travel to reduce emissions?

https://www.thenation.com/article/archive/liza-featherstone-love-professor-pollution/

Segment 3: Adrian shows his true anti Mother Gaia colors in a new segment called "Justify That" 

I hope you’re strapped in folx, this ep is gonna clap you into a laugh coma. The boys discuss critical racing theory, JFK’s election strategy, and the legendary football player Colton Fitzpatrick. They then tackle advice columns on the ethical nature of training for foot races and the ethical nature of forcefully taking political power. We round this ep with a third segment you won’t want to miss where Adrian quizzes Paul on the names of race horses and battle rappers.

The Ethicist: Is running shirtless culturally offensive?

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/20/magazine/we-sponsor-refugees-what-to-do-about-their-patriarchal-ways.html

Care and Feeding: Your vote matters… just not here

https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/10/school-elections-gone-wrong-parenting-advice.html

3rd segment: Race Horse of Battle Rapper Quiz

Sophomore year starts off rough for the boys with yet another audio mistake by Adrian. Sorry about that folks. Content is still fire tho. The boys discuss housing hoodwinks, plans for long cons, and the many colors that Mediterranean folx come in. The boys then tackle two advice columns by Ask Amy concerning our theme of deception. We then do a would I lie to you third segment which is a concept we are allowed to steal because Jimmy Fallon has set that precedent. Call Paul and Adrian Shakira’s hips because they do not lie.

Ask Amy: Woman wonders if her date might be gay

https://tribunecontentagency.com/article/ask-amy-woman-wonders-if-her-date-might-be-gay/

Bad Advice: On The Sexual Propriety Of Brown People Vs. White People

https://theestablishment.co/bad-advice-on-being-jealous-of-a-dying-dog-2c5487d17a25/index.html

3rd segment: Would I lie to you? NOT feat. Lee Mack or David Mitchell

Paul and Adrian celebrate their one year anniversary in this explosive 1 year extravaganza 

Article 1: https://teatimetomato.com/2020/01/08/advice-half-in-half-out-of-poly-closet/

Segment 2: Paul and Adrian round up their top 5 moments from the past year