0:43 Katherine is the worst co host in the entire world

2:33 Last episode of 2021

2:45 All we do is create content

3:20 Shut up

4:50 someone could be listening on Christmas Day

5:17 attempting to list our listeners

5:30 Paul?

10:07 The audio of Jamie Lee Curtis’s Activia commercial

10:58 Tell me RIGHT NOW

11:42 Per per

12:05 Fighting about logic

12:30 Mad-dyson

13:26 She was going to ask how it died

15:35 Fairly Odd Parents

17:00 her entire birth chart was on the brim of the hat

18:15 Was you bad at walking?

21:50 They hung out on Christmas Eve and then she had to go back to Russia

26:33 Maddie shares tweets

:04 Stop yelling

:20 instant giggling

:30 cursive

1:45 Maddie slurping

3:00 Space Mountain couch things

7:41 This is mathematically our year episode

8:45 Maddie is not just special

11:20 Maddie reacts live on the pod

13:00 We collectively only listen to 3 songs

14:48 Katherine talking to herself

16:35 Maddie is chugging water for her half marathon

19:00 Gift guide section actually begins now

19:22 Immortal flowers

20:53 GLASS FLOWERS

23:20 46/47 of the items are types of glass flowers

25:50 “Since secret Santa is usually a multi day event”

26:27 Gas Nozzle

29:24 It’s a verified sailor

29:50 “I love a good bus driver gift”

30:31 Really, really nice aluminum foil

33:16 Gift for your twin sister who was tragically switched at birth with a different baby so you grew up with someone who doesn’t look anything like you

34:21 Cool Ranch Candles

36:30 She was like “what the hell” but in a good way

37:27 The gift guide for the sister you were raised with

40:05 we’ve included a way to find his address

41:38 A pandora charm that’s ground beef

42:54 A charcuterie board immortalized of jewelry

46:32 Puppies are forever not just for Christmas

51:00 If anyone doesn’t text we are taking down the gift guide

0:05 “I just want to be the guy when you guys are famous you’re so familiar to me that I’m like “yeah” it’s no big deal” -Jason

1:00 Sometimes bad movies are good

1:32 “When I’ve had a hard week I’m not going to be watching Soul or The Matrix”

3:15 “Sometimes I want to watch Vanessa Hudgens be three people at once”

3:50 Jason didn’t see the value in stupid Christmas movies

4:40 Friends is stupid

7:28 Tall Girl is bad

9:10 Ugly stain glass windows

10:40 Talking about chapels

12:31 Gallore

13:50 Ireland is small

14:40 Classic midnight episode except it’s only for Katherine

16:36 Purchasing relics

17:40 Hopefully Father Gary doesn’t listen to this cause I spoil his Christmas gift

22:35 Brexit did you hear about that?

28:10 Fave parts of Bichael

38:11 Our patreon does not exist

42:40 Ripping James apart for no reason

The YouTube video Maddie sent - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aUZct9967E&t=5s

it’s autumn, there’s not a LOt goiNG on at the moment, and maddie and katherine Love to dIsh out adVice on the hottEst tunes on the airways. maddie Brags about her millIon dollar CoucH and kAtherinE is really into songs with numbers as the titLe.

0:32 It’s about everyTHING but no-one

1:00 Struggle with asking questions and responding

1:38 We record these backwards now

2:19 This is not a good episode to start on

2:47 First active guest dog - Plato

4:29 FREE TURKEY

5:23 Is it alive or dead?

5:43 A frozen turkey from the blood frig?

8:00 Anne loves green bean casserole

9:30 Juices we like

10:36 It is Autumn

11:40 Song with numbers in the song

14:28 How many years is 10,000 hours

15:06 Color songs

17:04 Yellow, Blue Christmas

17:23 You know that feeling after confession?

18:35 I don’t know about you but I’m feeling 10,000 hours old

19:06 Maddie’s favorite genre of film

21:55 A short film starring Millie Bobby Brown

22:23 “Oh it’s excellent. It’s garbage tv.”

24:05 Is 19 your Middle Ages?

26:35 Remember in the olden days when you were stranded in a ship

29:06 I’ve never thought about anyone but myself

30:55 “I want people to know I own a million dollar couch”

32:05 If you don’t know what we’re doing just turn off the podcast and leave

32:40 Haven’t spoken because of her stomach troubles

Maddie and Katherine each read famous quotes and the other has to guess who said it.

0:56 How to use the brakes on your bike

1:34 What day is today?

2:03 Us doing math with days

3:12 If you know any podcasts that are the same as ours but not let us know

3:54 “I want to linger in spooky season” -Maddie

4:39 Talking about future things for us but past things in podcast world

7:35 Maddie shows off her vinyl. Sorry that there are no visuals

9:52 failed segment

10:28 Hacking the main frame

12:00 Jake from Statefarm

13:54 This is a real person actually

14:25 I’m relistening and I don’t even remember who said these quotes

16:01 Zoinks

17:52 Maddie has a Dokota Johnson/Ellen interview memorized

19:17 We owe you all nothing

19:35 Do our job for us please

20:10 “Be grateful for the crumbs of content we are spitting into your open palms” -Maddie

21:18 “We are here to talk about bikes so if you want to talk about something else, go somewhere else” -Katherine

Today is a ranking day. Katherine and Maddie talk in much detail about where the likes of Gatorade, sparkling water, rootbeer, lemonade, and more fits in a tier ranking. We also rank Glee characters and by we, I mean that Maddie ranks Glee characters cause Katherine knows very little. 

0:44 Hi Bichaelists

0:58 We are niche internet micro celebrities

1:20 Need to put Bichael on my CV

3:15 Why would you start with Bichael?

4:09 Do we still talk?

5:42 S A B C D F

6:55 Gatorade has saved our lives so many times

7:55 Gatorade revived us

9:08 Lemon Lime sodas

12:05 Ordering pizza = cooking dinner

14:25 Fresh pineapple in lemonade

17:00 Katherine’s Dad buys grape juice

21:02 Mellow Yellow

23:40 Maddie and Anne could potentially be co workers

27:57 Pulp/No Pulp, Bits/No Bits

28:25 Orange soda makes her feel like a sticky child

32:58 We talk about Glee for far too long

33:45 I am bored listening to this so I’m sorry if you are listening and also bored (this isn’t what’s going on in the episode but simply my editing mind)

38:24 I’ve kinda stopped editing. I’m just letting it run.

40:25 I leave to get water but honestly I just needed a break from talking about Glee cause it’s too much for me

41:27 I thought Maddie would talk crap while I was gone but she just keeps going

42:50 Do you notice that I just start agreeing with everything she says?

45:10 I can’t believe this is still going on

45:48 Sorry we abruptly ended. We kept recording though so there will be a new one next week. Maybe on time. Who knows. I have a busy week.

In a continuation from last week’s episode, Maddie and Katherine reveal what they are experts in and then proceed to explain those subjects.

0:43 Katherine coughing

1:26 Gila monsters

3:00 Katherine brings up Lion King for some reason

4:15 Each bug has one leg

5:47 “I know how things get born and alive”

6:57 They eat corn on the cob

8:23 They are extinct

9:38 Maddie is the world’s greatest expert in Yooperlites

12:15 “I wouldn’t call them alive. I wouldn’t call them dead…Would you call a light bulb alive?”

14:00 Is your mom a 20 questions ball?

18:52 Thermophiles

19:52 Maddie knows what a thermometer is

22:06 Maddie doesn’t understand and thus she’s stupid

25:44 Raccoon dogs

27:17 Don’t support breeding raccoon dogs

28:43 They’re awake all the time

31:50 The only time a raccoon dog would exist in the wild is if someone released it

37:28 All we get to our email is spam

Everyone always loves when we give our recommendations so we're back at it again with a variety of book recommendations. Can you find the thread between these books? Katherine tells of her sleep walking woes.

 1. Why would we have a bike themed podcast and not be obsessed with bikes? 2. We don’t owe you anything 3. Katherine sleep walking sagas 4. Maddie didn’t go see Matthew Morrison 5. 7 billion minus 15 6. Kristin Lavransdatter 7. Ella Minnow Pea by Mark Dunn 8. Crazy Rich Asians 9. Anxious People 10. Everyone chill 11. A Grief Observed 12. Read Narnia 13. A Gentleman in Moscow 14. The Choice 15. Find the thread 16. Dueling Ukuleles 17. Katherine and her siblings look like her parents 18. Trying to set up Katy and Thomas 19. Spoiler: There is no thread. We couldn't think of a topic so we gave actual book recommendations.