Autumn has begun so today Katherine and Maddie reminisce about some of their favourite childhood autumn/pumpkin memories. Maddie donated blood by choice this week.

1. New recording schedule 2. Bart and Jeremy 3. Bike Update 4. Proof Maddie doesn’t listen to our podcast 5. Go Irish people 6. Irish by blood, donor by choice 7. Donate blood because of the snacks 8. Donor by force 9. Go donate blood 10. Rice crispy treats = blue bars 11. Viral tiktoks 12. Sunflowers 13. Farmer’s Market 14. “I can’t buy them because I eat them all.” 15. Everything is pumpkin flavor 16. Sometimes Fall is called Autumn 17. Pumpkin seed earrings 18. Pumpkin garden at school 19. PSL 20. Pumpkin King or Queen 21. Classic American traditions 22. Green pumpkins 23. “It makes me emotional thinking about it.” 24. The character is Halloween, the movie is not 25. Hocus Pocus 26. Halloweentown 27. The B word = bum 28. Walking under the ladder 29. Black cats 30. The Halloween Harvest Song 31. Halloween Pageant 32. 4th grade athletes on scooters 33. Pumpkin pasta sauce 34. Candy corn 35. Pumpkin Spiced - cheese, Doritos, greek yogurt, butter, pancakes, chocolate, bagels, eggs, beef, milk, toothpaste, body butter, nail polish 36. Only edible before it dries

Did you know that when you boil sparkling water it becomes still water? Well, now you do. Maddie and Katherine actually talk about bikes for a good while in this 42nd episode before giving advice to their listeners. Maddie saw Anne (Katherine’s sister) but instead of saying hi they made awkward eye contact and moved on. 

1. The numbers 50 and 52 are close to one another 2. Maddie saw Annie but they both didn’t say anything 3. Eating by yourself is the best 4. Space Mountain explained 5. Plato joins the chat 6. New Bichaelist? 7. We love the name of our podcast 8. Bikes in trees 9. Athletes on scooters 10. Maddie’s car got hit by an electric bike 11. No hoverboard for Matthew 12. The bike saga continues from last week 13. Maddie wasn’t prepared to build a bike 14. Dick’s is a sporting goods store 15. Katherine makes Maddie call the bike store 16. We reenact the call 17.  Bike stationery 18. We know everything 19. Sui dynasty fashion 20. Small sleeved 21. Which came first the ice cube tray or the ice cube tray mold? 22. If Katherine was rich she’d by an ice machine cost 23. Why do you hate ice so much? 24. Plato isn’t enjoying our conversation 25. Return it or give up 26. Get better taste and then come back and talk to us 27. Maddie tried to return a Walmart bike lock to Target 28. Aoife wants to meet Danny 29. Katherine’s Hot Take: a dog is not a child 30. Toasters 31. Maddie hiccups 32. That’s stupid question Katy 33. “Might I suggest brie? But only if you’re royalty.” 34. Plato almost stopped breathing 35. Cut them into ovals 36. How to boil water 37. What happens if you boil sparkling water? 38. Does it boil the sparkling out of it? 39. The air pressure is probably fine 40. Go Irish

Over the summer Bichael bought some properties around the USA and now we will try to sell them to you. In real life Maddie bought a bike and now it needs a name. Katherine is watching the Space Mountain game as she records. Maddie is in Space Mountain and not at the game.

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1. Space Mountain game was too late 

2. Sometime when you drink juice time is different 

3. Maddie has a bike now 

4. They only had it at a specific Target 

5. Her bike is broken 

6. Space Mountain v Snow White’s Scary Adventure 

7. Naming Maddie’s Bike 

8. Touchdown 

9. Bichael is an option but seems too obvious 

10. Katherine has an attitude about the insta and needs to chill 

11. Water break! 

12. New umbrella alert 

13. “Space mountain should be kicking Snow White’s ass” 

14. Snow White is in Ohio 

15. Electrical socket wall 

16. Studio in NYC 

17. It’s a trash can 

18. It’s a studio 

19. “Do whatever you want, it’s a studio” 

20. Again with the knees touching 

21. HOA 

22. The backyard is a public park 

23. Your bed is on the ground of the ride 

24. It’s non negotiable 

25. You have to have three siblings to live here 

26. $1299 27. We bought land 

28. Norris

Katherine is a quite literally a single mom who works two jobs (minus the mom part.) Maddie doesn't think you should sing the descant of City of God if you don't know the melody. We all agree. Bichael is 40! We basically rip off Jimmy Fallon’s “Box of Lies” but you don’t know if we are lying and the other doesn’t know and everything is a lie. We also talk about some suggestions from James, Eva, and Paul (South Wales).

1. How’s it going? 2. Did you think we’d get this far? 3. Six Zoom episodes 4. Katherine is a single mom who works two jobs 5. Rinaldo 6. Congrats to Rinaldo for playing soccer!! 7. No googling on company time 8. She loves a beach vacation 9. “If you’re going to scam call me at least talk to me” 10. Only 7 people have ever done transatlantic podcasts 11. A woman well over seven feet 12. A talking car with low self esteem 13. I’m just a Hyundai 14. My middle seat in the back has been torn out 15. Garlic in a reusable bag 16. Soy sauce in a bichael mug 17. Stop yelling at us 18. The Prince of Denmark’s March 19. Of All the Bird That I Do Know 20. A candle in a candle 21. It’s your birthday present 22. Made trail mix because I’m a single mom who works two jobs 23. Everyone sucks cause no one answered the Insta question 24. We have 6 lurkers and 6 listeners 25. I improve with wine 26. Katherine is trying to lie but can’t 27. Katherine struggling 28. Memory of a goldfish 29. Thanks Jimmy 30, Katherine’s new goal 31. Big Guest for our year anniversary: Lance Armstrong 32. HSM song break 33. City of God descant 34. Paul’s hail Tiktok 35. Time to end the episode 36. Byeee

We have archival recording of the two of us from March 12, 2020 so we react to that. Maddie visited Trader Joe's this week and Katherine went on a hike.

1. How do you start a podcast? 2. We’re big into cycling 3. We hit it off because we were talking about bikes 4. Lance Armstrong 5. Katherine used to just turn on the TV 6. Maddie is exaggerating about how many times Katherine has made her watch Sound of Music 7. He’s All That 8. The movie was bad 9. We got a monumental DM 10. James got a vanilla latte 11. He liked it 12. Maddie is in shock 13. He had never even tried it 14. Roger and his orange milk 15. “I for one am a milk hater” -Maddie 16. We were in denial 17. Making jokes about S**** having COVID 18. Chill people 19. Maddie is like 5’4’’ let’s gaslight her 20. Tall Girl was HORRIBLE 21. Talking about our fake patron 22. Does anyone want us to release us struggling with the ice tray? 23. Anne is tall girl 24. Tall Girl would have been much better if she was 7 foot 25. Father Gary likes Tall Girl 26. Corona party 27. Spoiler: Maddie didn’t have COVID 28. Dual Confession 29. Hand Sanitizer everywhere 30. The Space Mountain Trader Joe’s was nice 31. Stairway to Heaven

Maddie just moved. Katherine just moved. It only seems appropriate to swap some new recipes! We read each other the ingredients for a recipe and try to guess what the other is “making.” We also spend half the episode reading our “fan” interactions so sorry if that’s boring to you. 

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1. Do you hear those seagulls? 2. The squirrels of Space Mountain 3. It’s our Fleetwood Mac episode 4. Tell Us Something We Don’t Know 5. Stevie Wonder is in fact blind 6. Katy leave 7. Karen 8. A floating couch 9. How many inches in a mile? 10. What it take to make me smile 11. Treat me like a child 12. Selena Gomez cameo 13. Pisces are not allowed here 14. He’s an elephant 15. Can run very quickly if he wants to 16. “I do like a man with clean teeth” 17. Beets v Beetroot 18. “I would like some egg” 19. Maggie understands what water is 20. Alcoholic seltzer 21. Mt Everest isn’t the tallest 22. Maddie didn’t watch the video 23. Wait, Maddie did watch 24. Hi Paul 25. Weird Spaghetti 26. From Cracker Barrel 27. Honey? 28. Hard cooked egg 29. The thing Katie Wethli loves 30. One pound of bologna 31. Milk glue 32. Horse Hooves 33. Onions in cornbread? 34. The trick to comedy is forcing it 35. Our newest listener: Katherine’s Mom 36. Irish schedules are better in general 37. We’ve run out of ideas so please please please email us

We begin this week by reacting to some Olympic headlines - except we act like Amelia Bedelia the whole time. After that segment fails we take an abrupt left turn and start talking about what we're bringing to a deserted island(s). They also banter and react to the responses from their Instagram question "Who inspires you?" 

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1. Maddie has a headphone now 2. Raise your hand 3. This is one of the podcasts 4. I’m in a great mood 5. Recapped our weeks 6. Elvis super fan 7. Bitten by a stingray 8. Maddie is in Space Mountain 9. Katherine was born in Space Mountain 10. Who inspires you? 11. Britney inspires Aoife 12. Danny, Dude, not Will, and us inspires Katy 13. Jake from State Farm: Fashion Icon 14. Maddie left her purse in the car and almost stole groceries 15. Meijer is barely a step above Walmart 16. 1,000 tortillas 17. Costco Membership Alert 18. We begin our failed Olympics segment 19. Two people played all of Australia 20. An entire continent, in the dark 21. 25.36 million people 22. Alyson Felix decorated for Christmas 23. This is dumb 24. Cow, Cash, and Meatball Restaurants 25. What is a meatball restaurant? 26. This is our Amelia Bedelia 27. “We’re trying so hard to make this work” 28. Ryan Murphy (creator of Glee) swims for team USA 29. Pivot to deserted island 30. There are three islands 31. One life saving, One stupid, One that will probably hinder you 32. Our center island has a kayak that we share 33. Ice Machine 34. A filing cabinet 35. The instructions on how to get off the island are in the locked filing cabinet 36. Lifejacket for if you hit your head on a rock 37. Can you order food to this island? 38. Us laughing for a while

But the question is, do we know how to use them correctly? After a 5 week holiday we are back with a new episode. This is a professional production now that we have microphones and zoom invitations for each other. We recap our summers and talk about nothing. 

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1. Testing our fancy new mics 2. “We’re like professionals now” 3. This is our hobby 4. Our first episode in five weeks 5. We make no money off of this 6. It’s an investment in our listeners 7. Accidentally left in [REDACTED]’s name 8. Shout out to our mascot 9. We’ve been in vacation mode 10. Opposite ecosystems 11. Fan meet and greet with Amy 12. The geysers are fake 13. Bison 14. West coast is best coast 15. Oregon trail 16. Talking about bison but we actually don’t know anything about bison so just ignore us 17. Maddie isn’t moving to Utah 18. Alvin and the chipmunks 19. Kids don’t have taste until they’re 15 20. Alfonso Grantham 21. Anne interrupts 22. Vanilla Latte 23. Obituary Pics 24. Danger 25. Italian Sunsets 26. DiGiorno 27. Celebrity at a wedding 28. Ivory Coast soccer team 29. Why Luke Skywalker is a drama queen 30. Katherine’s uncle Robert 31. Abandoned toilet 32. What are we doing? Being a professional podcast 33. Get your head in the game 34. HSMTMTS 35. This show is so bad [email protected]