Maddie and Katherine read recipe ingredients and the other has to guess what the recipe is for. Beef stroganoff is guessed far too many times.

1. James Taylor Episode 2. Should we switch seasons? 3. Most of the time we just talk about bikes 4. Field Trip recap 5. Are you okay? 6. Trying to guess recipes 7. Beef stroganoff 8. Sweet and sour mix 9. One dessert spoon of flour 10. Centigrade 11. Strawberry omelet 12. 1 1/2 tbps contact solution 13. Six bananas 14. Pop its 15. Kids are into ice cube trays 16. Pop it phone case lady 17. Silly bands 18. How much do pop its cost? 19. How much do peloton bikes cost? 20. It’s a bike 21. We don’t know about pelotons but we talk about them 22. Shout out Leah 23. Just shouting everyone out here at the end 24. Why did we post a picture of salsa? 25. Homemade salsa with a period 26. Do you call them field trips? 27. What would you call going to Italy with 24 other 20 year olds who can’t appreciate the Vatican? 28. Paris or San Francisco? 29. Maddie saw a whale shark 30. Where’s the biggest aquarium?

The title of this episode is fairly self explanatory. Katherine and Maddie discuss conspiracy theories that they low key believe in (okay maybe they don't believe in all fo them.)

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1. I don’t know about you but this is episode twenty two 2. Taylor Swift is discussed yet again 3. “Are we okay?” 4. We talk about scheduling our debate (even though we’ve now already scheduled it) 5. Medieval Italian 6. We talk about Steve multiple times 7. Dante 8. Maddie speaks Italian 9. Avril Lavigne was cloned 10. The vibes are different 11. Big Foot and Loch Ness 12. Walt Disney is Frozen 13. Goofy in the churros 14. Haunted Mansion Memories 15. Amelia survived 16. Tbt 17. Moon landing was faked 18. Celebrities 19. Flat Earth 20. Pandemic Nicknames 21. Pringle Can 22. Panini 23. Panorama 24. Pants on Fire 25. Pandora 26. Panini Press 27. Pythagorus 28. Satan 29. Pandemilovato 30. Paleontologist 31. When we get out of this Panera 32. Photosynthesis 33. Thanks, Robert 34. 17 likes out of a thousand views 35. We talk about our likes on Tiktok 36. Frogs 37. We are turds 38. Best Part of the Week

Yes, we realize this is a podcast which means you can't see or taste anything we see or taste. Yes, we still decided to do a caterpillar cake taste testing.

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1. Our podcast can finally drink! 2. Recap this caterpillar drama 3. Marks and Snitches 4. Lidl didn’t understand the assignment 5. Cupcake Colin 6. We eat the face 7. Should we be concerned? 8. We eat Calvin’s face 9. Curly is too dry 10. Caterpillar facts 11. Metamorphosis by Hilary Duff 12. 4000 muscles v 650 muscles 13. We rank grocery stores 14. Lidl gets the No.1 spot, are we surprised? 15. Kroger has the vibe of Lidl 16. You get hot dog 17. We rave about Costco 18. We rave about Trader Joe’s 19. The end.

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We would never recommend movies we have never seen.

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1. Billie Eilish Episode 2. Episode 20 and we are still trying to figure out what this is 3. Our 20’s of fans 4. Fan corner 5. The Bichael Community 6. Hating LaCroix is our whole personality 7. Obama dropped us 8. Sponsored by White Claw now 9. Why do you assume we’re American? 10. Sentient Mountain 11. Everest went to the ND football game 12. Lake or Water or Ocean 13. Knives Out 14. So funny, So sad 15. Freaky Friday 16. My Girl 17. Beverly Hills Chihuahua 18. Dognapped vs Dog sleeping 19. Falls in love but doesn’t stay in love 20. “We’re going back to Beverley Hills. Come on, Chihuahua” 21. Halloween 22. Bichael Beyers 23. Who is the lady in the Activia commercial 24. Superstore 25. Glee 26. Bye

Do you ever think about how close the Dublin zoo is to Phoenix Park? Do you ever think about how when you're in Phoenix Park a gorilla is just chilling in a zoo now too far away? Well, Maddie thinks about that. 

But for real I went back and wrote descriptions for these episodes months later and I can't, for the life of me, tell you what the main segment of this episode was. 

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1. Forgot to ask permission 2. Paul (South Wales) 3. Not sure if we want to be viral 4. Check in on our Twitter 5. Plans for when we go viral 6. We owe it all to you, James 7. Fan Email - Volleyball Training 8. This podcast has free will 9. We have a theme song by Justin Bieber 10. Peaches and Weed 11. Small creators support small creators 12. Fearless (Bichael’s Version) 13. We fan girl over Taylor Swift for a bit 14. We aren’t starting a patreon 15. Introducing our patreon levels 16. Vibing in the park 17. The Gorilla in Dublin Zoo 18. Maddie doesn’t love Madagascar 19. Giraffes 20. Your fav part of Lidl 21. Lidl please sponsor us 22. Lidl in the USA 23. Maddie and Anne host the podcast now 24. Thank you, haters 

1. We can buy lottery tickets now 2. This is the guinea pig 3. Easter Weekend recap 4. All of lego Potter for $13 5. What’s in your cup? 6. This is an Anti LaCroix Podcast 7. James and Jason Voice Memo 8. Time and space for clarity 9. Our sympathies but not our empathies 10. Our tiktok is going to blow us up 11. The Suez Canal 12. Let’s talk about canals 13. I wonder if a boat has ever gotten stuck in a canal 14. It means it’s got no locks 15. Isthmus 16. All about canals 17. Do you think the boats ever get stuck? 18. Fav thing you’ve seen in the canal 19. Katherine explains adult things again 20. Banks 21. Ron Swanson 22. I’ve seen Mary Poppins so many times I don’t remember 23. Toon Town 24. Bank in monopoly 25. We keep shouting out our tiktok 26. Maddie’s embarrassing story 27. Katherine’s embarrassing story 28. Katherine yelled at some parents 29. The saddest thing

1. Chug 2. She doesn’t want to be perceived 3. You guys would really care if we didn’t post this week 4. Different air quality 5. Shout out 6. No Jeff 7. Segway 8. Scented vs Unscented 9. Hypothetically speaking what if a bird broke into your house 10. Children should get an education 11. “Why are we forcing children to learn how to read?” 12. Vibe until they’re eleven 13. They’re stupid 14. Cactuses 15. Mojave desert and no legs 16. Jesus had Christmas lights 17. I don’t want to say you’re stupid 18. Do we need water? 19. Another Hypothetical 20. An Italian Magpie 21. Maddie likes grape now 22. No podcast or a nape 23. “Education” is “good” 24. I did get an education, I just don’t think I should have 25. Hate you more now 26. Assumptions

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Katherine and Maddie talk all things cheese by ranking their favourite types of cheese. They are really desparate for topics this week.

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1. Chicken egg or Chocolate egg? 2. Hot cheese takes 3. Hot takes about cheese 4. Fan corner 5. Bichaelangelo 6. Hey Conroys 7. Cheesy Potaters 8. Pretty Little Liars 9. Longcorn Steakhouse 10. LaCroix is LaBad 11. What’s Earth? 12. Introducing Cheese 13. Goat Cheese 14. Brie 15. We drone on about cheese 16. Nachos 17. Rant about Ireland’s lack of tortilla chips 18. Blue Cheese 19. Babybel 20. Parmesan Memories 21. Maddie boujee 22. Dreams 23. Drive on the left 24. Corn hole 25. Fecund River 26. Rude animals 27. Leprechauns 28. Teacher names 29. Ok bye 30. Us laughing for 2 minutes