Katherine and Maddie each enter the Shark Tank as they pitch business and product ideas to each other. Ideas include fake grocery stores, water beer, and car ovens.

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1. An episode where we just sleep 2. Today is Shark Tank 3. We went on a walk 4. The windy made it cold 5. The Vibe 6. Is there a George? 7. Hey James 8. All of our listeners are named Katie or Katherine except for the ones that are not 9. Welcome to the Shark Tank 10. A fake grocery store just for teenagers 11. Have you ever made a quesadilla? 12. No. 13. Food staples 14. Just staple it back together 15. Sell it at fake Tesco 16. It’s 100% accurate but only 95% of the time 17. 2000 questions 18. Did you like Bridgerton? 19.  “Will you like it? Maybe” 20. Hats for your shoes 21. Trampolines are long term investments 22. 80% break their arms, 20% break their legs 23. Water Beer 24. Beer Water 25. Just the Pod 26. Musical about the Dublin Bus 27. Portable Farmer’s Market with Luigi 28. Car Oven 29. Portable Pasta Maker 30. Different currencies 31. Chuck E. Cheese Coins promote culture 32. Have you ever been at a party with La Croix? 33.  A gun that shoots darts into La Croix 34. We’d rather people buy La Croix and then destroy it 35. This gun does not shoot La Croix 36. Thank you, Shark 37. Edible Slime 38. It’s 100% nutritional 39. Bikes for babies, birds, and fish 40. St. Patrick’s Day Song 41. We enjoy doing this 42. “Don’t talk to me unless we’re doing a podcast” 43. The Glee Cast 44. Taylor Swift 45. Our contract says we have to leave in the dumb jokes  BONUS SEGMENT feat Maddie’s roommates but not Maddie 46. I could win against a whale 47. A girl fell into a whale 48. 50 toes, 12 feet

Maddie teaches Katherine about historic fashion and then they discuss some of their favourite YouTube videos. They're outside today cause it's actually tolerable out there.

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1. We are arch enemies 2. Vlog within a podcast 3. It’s the Ariana Grande episode 4. Maddie is going to a town, to a school 5. “They called me on the phone, I don’t know how they did that.” 6. We have fun (we are fun) 7. Fast facts about historic fashion 8. Long shoes 9. Regency Era 10. It’s colder in England than Greece 11. Good birthing hips 12. Hello airplane 13. This is less funny 14. Rodents live in the wigs 15. Pride and Prejudice 16. Pirates of the Caribbean 17. Men should hunt and kill 18. You didn’t come here for information and facts 19. Rick 20. Resident Mount Everest Expert 21. Eggnog 22. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlBj9Mw3Cdg 23. Screaming in the neighborhood 24. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od7P-RhLjLQ 24. Jeremy Renner 25. Famous by  Masaon Ramsey 26. It’s a bop 27. Is he like 40? 28. Old Town Road 29. It’s just money Email: [email protected]

What animal would be a good receptionist? Our answer may surprise you. Katy is here! (Cause she was in the room and we didn't want to kick her out cause it's technically her living room.) 1. Katy is here to talk Taylor Swift 2. Driver’s License Remix 3. Maddie is ready for a baby 4. Wing Wing 5. Katy is just here 6. How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant? 7. Determined Chickens 8. 426.66667 chickens 9. Bichael Media Group 10. “This animal looks all professional.” 11. Crocodile 12. A frog 13. Lab 14. Zebras 15. Buy our media 16. It looks like an eggplant 17. Cookies 18. We’re selling lots of media 19. Everyone wants free crap 20. No beanies 21. Office mug 22. No birds 23. "Squirrel looking thing” 23. Jesus ate at a Carrabba’s 24. Free haircuts 25. The grossest fingernail story 26. “Why can’t he just use rice?” 27. Annie enters the chat 28. We run a resort now 29. Tiger Woods 30. Lady Gaga 31. Don’t steal dogs, hire them as your secretary 32. Seattle Mariners 33. The whole team has COVID 34. Alex Morgan 35. Ranking Taylor Swifts songs 36. Taylor Swift 37. Fearless 38. Speak Now 39. Red 40. 1989 41. Reputation 42. Lover 43. Folklore 44. Evermore 

Something Katherine and Maddie strongly believe in is our birth charts/zodiac signs/the sun/etc. On this episode they predict each other's futures.

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1. A dramatic arrival 2. We have merch 3. Enjoy my impersonation of Anne 4. Peak quarantine activity 5. Pink Hair 6. You have to eat something if you’re in the kitchen 7. Five miles 8. Spiderman meme 9. Our birth charts 10. Beef, California 11. I prefer negative environments 12. Do I look younger? 13. Mercury rules virgo 14. You have a different star sign for each planet 15. Katy enters 16. Uranus in Capricorn 17. Black Moon Lilith 18. Maddie’s birth chart 19. His business is toast 20. vomit on command 21. The lovers of the universe are still at odds with each other 22. Back off busy bodies 23. Sometimes you’re tired and sometimes you’re awake 24. Commentary on the first five minutes of tangled 25. Fight for our merch 26. Gummy Worms 27. 80 QR codes 28. We compliment each of the on the name of our podcast 29. Gummy Worms 30. Maganets 31. Tote bags 32. I’m drinking for Lent 33. An abrupt ending 

We have ideas for what you can do this Lent. They include no more licking bus poles, more pubs, more phone, more vaping, and more.

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1. We’re in this for long haul 2. We have podcast voices but not personalities 3. Lent begins next week (are we the only ones who think this bit is funny?) 4. No more licking the bus 5. More pubs 6. More phones and screen time 7. Post 40 times a day 8. Need to get on more apps 9. Vaping 10. Maddie’s a classy chain smoker 11. Reading the Bible and Twilight for prayer 12. Expensive Potatoes 13. Timothee 14. He’s a young Johnny Depp 15. Tiny Horse 16. What’s VSCO girl? 17. Katy Is a vsco girl 18. Scrunchies don’t work 19. Monolith Segment (Turkey) 20. It was an inside job 21. We used up all our New York Times articles so this story remains unfinished 22. What was your favorite part of the super bowl? 23. Tom Brady 24. We plan our evening: Just Dance 25. Cold Turkey 26. Notre Dame is not associated with us 27. We love our Moms 28. We pray for you 29. Who are you?? [email protected]

featuring a call from our former roommate, [REDACTED]. In March 2020 Katherine and Maddie hosted a different podcast where they worked. They recorded on March 11, 2020 and then never released it on that podcast cause, well, for no particular reason. Life was super normal and everything was super slow at that time and no one was sick. Now that Bichael exists this recording gets to live here.

1. Blast from the past 2. Deserted island salad 3. Trash in Gen Chem 4. We talk about quarantine but we had no idea what we were talking about 5. Chill pills 6. Evil hand sanitizer 7. Our desk, our rules 8. Grapefruit 9. School in China 10. Justin (our former roommate) speaks to his fans 11. The first to crack in quarantine 12. We read each other our liked tweets 13. Butter Bar 14. Surprise Coupon 15. Steve says hi 16. “Spring is here.” [email protected]