Bill Whittle Network

Having thoroughly eviscerated the Lord of the Rings franchise with mutton-faced girl bosses and buzzcut black elves, Amazon now turns its sights on another once-beloved part of our cultural heritage: Bond. James Bond.

Buried beneath the swirling controversy surrounding illegal immigration in the US is a raising of the bar needed to LEGALLY become a US Citizen. Steve Green has the details.

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth convened an extraordinary meeting of hundreds of the nations Flag officers and essentially challenged them to pass the same Presidential Physical Fitness test that so many of us ancient relics had to attempt in elementary school. Word on the base is that the enlisted personnel seem to like the meeting better than they did.

The feline, Uber-beta Governor of California is so lost for an identity that he thinks he can steal Trump’s.

A strapping young American lad strides out into the toxic woke wasteland and encounters a major obstacle. His solution? He GOES AROUND IT. If only the Attorney General had such a clear vision of what America is all about.

Wired magazine is convinced that it’s only a matter of time before Elon Musk “has the keys to all of the rifle lockers in outer space.” Anyone know the Klingon phrase for “come and take them!?”

Not much to say about this one: they’re garbage people in a garbage industry.

In its never-ending battle to destroy it’s own credibility, the Washington Post claims that the LITERAL OCEANS of people being fired for their vile and reprehensible behavior following Charlie Kirk’s assassination will bring economic heartache to both sides.

He blazed both bright and beautiful. Will his fall ignite a powder keg that has been waiting for a spark?

A reminder for what seems like a lifetime ago when this was the worst thing we saw all week.