Bill's Big Bag of Onions

HEAVENLY ONIONS… grown on big fluffy white clouds, watered by angels and plucked for the Big Bag by God him/her/itself

Bills Big Bag of Onions contain original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

YVONNE ONIONS … the original and the best.  With a quality unsurpassed on the allotment - the pride of the potting shed, the dog’s bicycle clip. Judge for yourself…

Bills Big Bag of Onions contain original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

PURELY ONIONS vol.9… just the big O, not a stitch more, not a blather less…you want them pure?  Then look no further.  Solid Gold in a Big Bag.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contain original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

HEAVENLY ONIONS… grown on big fluffy white clouds, watered by angels and plucked for the Big Bag by God him/her/itself

Bills Big Bag of Onions contain original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

ADRIAN ONIONS… from the original Onion DNA, these Onions set the original form and juice levels - indeed they were in that very first Big Bag which is now preserved forever in the Great Radio Hall of Fame and Fruitfulness.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contain original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

PURELY ONIONS vol. 8... some say that liquid helium is the purest substance on earth.  But  these onions in my Big Bag volume 8 are even purer.  And that’s a scientific fact.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

CANINE ONIONS... some say these onions are ‘man’s best friend’.  Some describe them as ‘one of the most popular

Bills Big Bag of Onions contain original 100-word stories written by listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

FLYING ONIONS... Filling the skies at dawn and dusk like giant onion-based midges, these beasts of the airwaves swoop and buzz in your mind, with their fundamental principles of aerial storytelling.  You want thrust, drag, and lift?  Well, you’ve got them here, that’s for certain!

Bills Big Bag of Onions contain original 100-word stories written by listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

PURELY ONIONS vol. 7... there’s nothing but pure onions in this Big Bag.  No excuses.  It’s onions all the way.  Trust me,  I’m a doctor – of Onions, of course!

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

ONION BEDS... perfectly fashioned onions which create a warm and comfortable place, where you can truly be yourself. You can lie here with all your self-pity, hungoverness and seamless crumbs and not have to explain a damn thing to anyone!

Bills Big Bag of Onions contain original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini