Bill's Big Bag of Onions

CRISPY ONIONS... Always the best.  Grown on crunchy farms, renowned for their crispy crumbliness.

Never soggy, never gruff.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

FLAMING ONIONS... fiery and furious, these glow brightly on the allotment, sparking intense ear-joy, as they light up the Big Bag.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

PURELY ONIONS vol.3... every space in the Big Bag is filled with onions…the taste and flavours are pure.  Simply Onions.  A real treat.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

AUSGANG ONIONS... genetically modified for tax avoidance purposes, these remarkable onions are served best in a Cayman Island fiscal sauce.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

PUCKISH ONIONS... delightfully joyful and brimming with bounce, these onions bring warm-hearted happiness to any occasion, and to any Big Bag.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

PURELY ONIONS vol.2... with no space in the Big Bag for anything else…these are Only Onions.  Merely Onions.  It’s the biggest feast of Onions ever served up in Bill’s Big Bag.  Probably.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

PURELY ONIONS... more onions then ever before…in fact Just Onions.  Simply Onions.  Only Onions.  Undoubtedly the biggest feast of Onions ever served

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, andvthen drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

LOQUACIOUS ONIONS... these onions are especially known for producing a happy and sagacious sense of wellbeing. Try them at any time of the day – or even at night if you dare…

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

RICK MANLEY ONIONS...  Rick is a curious and mysterious figure on the Onion allotment – who can really say they know him well? 

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

CHINESE NEW YEAR ONIONS... A lunar Onion charts 12 complete cycles of the Onion and lasts approximately 354 days, as opposed to the western solar Onion, which lasts 365 days in accordance with the earth’s passage around my Big Bag.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini