Bill's Big Bag of Onions

ANIMAL ONIONS...  indulge yourself with onions fresh from the allotment zoo.  With paws and tails, beaks and wings.  This menagerie of onions is playful,

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

RECONSIDERED ONIONS, Recycled...  these onions are re-examined once more, their layers peeled back once again to reveal their perky tales and blissful music.  Unblemished and nutritious brain food.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  

So, get ready to nibble and chewmupon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

BILL’S ONIONS...  Found in their first and original Bag, all of these 100 word stories have been grown for you by the very first Onionista, cultivating our radio allotment since 2016, Bill Lawrance.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

SARTORIAL ONIONS...  Well tailored onions, growing in neatly organised rows, theirp erfectly prepared layers match all around, both whilst growing in your garden, and of course in any bespoke kitchen or best-dining environment. Made-to-measure and never off-the-rack, these onions are fitted and shaped for every occasion.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

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with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

ROB’S ONIONS...  intriguing curiosities, these onions are equally grown under cover of darkness or beneath the pulsating fiery sunshine of the eternal truth.  Watered with loving gentle care and fed with decades of wisdom and experience, these onions are guaranteed to bolster your onion-girdle.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

ONION Fool’s Day...  

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100 word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  So get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

JOHN D Onions...  found as far afield as Istanbul, though originally grown in the Home Counties, north of London. Gritty and warming, irreverent and knowledgeable, these onions will generate unconstrained ear-love.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100 word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  So get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

RECYCLED ONIONS...  solid, silky, sensational and salvaged. 12 of the best Onions, guaranteed to soak you in maximum ear-joy.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100 word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  So get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

ESCAPE with the ONIONS...   This big bag is bursting to take you on a getaway. So let your mind abscond and your imagination flee, to a place where flights of fancy and diversion abound.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100 word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  So get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

FLEETING AND BRIEF, are the ONIONS...   their taste may be short lived and momentary, their impact is, however, permanent and enduring. These onions may smell of that moment when Kylie met Jason, but they remain endless earworms in your mind…

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100 word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  So get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini