Bill's Big Bag of Onions

WORLD @ CHRISTMAS ONIONS takes you around the world at Christmas. From here to there, every onion stops somewhere special, and at a very special time, Our whole world is in my Big Bag

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

ELVIS @ CHRISTMAS ONIONS are Blue at Christmas, but as each layer is revealed and removed the onion juice is part genius, part Kool Aid and part rubber soul

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthrall and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

SLEEPING BABY ONIONS... A baby Onion smells so good! There's some kind of a pleasant, sweet, slightly cheesy odour that accompanies a newborn Onion in the first few weeks of its life.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

SIBLING ONIONS are full of brotherly love and sisterly mercy, in a relative way, of course. From the onion family ‘Usual Familial Hostilities’ these gorgeous specimens are often found fighting at wedding receptions.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthrall and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

26-WEEK ONIONS are mature and established, in fact they are very grown up indeed. After 26 weeks of training and with their true righteousness ripened to perfection, these onions are ready to assault your senses – in a lovely way, of course.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthrall and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

PUMPED ONIONS work hard at the gym to ensure that perfect physique and pertly maintained profile. With at least 3 workouts per week during their full growing period, these onions are sure to have reached the highest BMI levels permitted under current government Onion Fitness regulations.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthrall and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

OPULENT ONIONS are more than sumptuous. Lavish and plentiful, they are found in the magnificent Garden of Delights, about halfway between your pleasure pipe and the M25.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

FRIDAY FRIENDS ONIONS are written exclusively for the show by The Friday Friends, who are from the Novel Writers Group, at The Writing Company in Wivenhoe. I'm delighted that my Big Onion Bag is stuffed full with crisp and appetizing onions from this cooperative of radical and adventurous writers.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

UNPEELED ONIONS are luscious, juicy and utterly succulent, ensuring that their goodness will always reach the parts that other onion alternatives broadcast elsewhere do not.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

AMPLE BOSOMED ONIONS are copious in their abundant charms, plentiful in jolly jiggles and bouncy bites. Cooked by emperors and eaten by kings, these onions are frying pan royalty…

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini