Bill's Big Bag of Onions

REPEATED ONIONS have been harvested to be retold, their layers familiar yet refreshingly renewed. Very tasty.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

CLASSIC VALENTINES ONIONS... complete and utterly wonderful Valentine’s Onions, brought to you again, shuffled and rearranged in My Big Bag.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100-word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

PAT ONIONS are derived from an ancient and mysterious blend, a fusion of sensation, pleasure, taste and excitement that is 100% pure PAT BLOSSE. Accept no substitutes.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

JENNY ONIONS are infused with the heart and soul, the taste and texture that is JENNY MILLER.  Unmistakably. Unequivocally. For sure.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

BABEL ONIONS speak for themselves.  From the authors and writers themselves… you hear their own tales.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

RECYCLED ONIONS are environmentally safe and sound, producing less emissions from diners, so guaranteed to reduce our carbon footprints.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

COLCHESTER ONIONS can be very distinctive from your usual onions, as this unique bag reveals.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

Bill's Big Onion Tip: GLADYS ONIONS have been grown and nurtured, then cooked to perfection by Gladys Hornett

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

Bill's Big Onion Tip: NEIL FINN ONIONS look, smell and taste of Neil Finn, the New Zealand-born singer-songwriter and musician who is a member of Crowded House and Fleetwood Mac.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

Bill's Big Onion Tip: SCALLION ONIONS have long edible green tops instead of the normal large heads that we think of for onions. Some have heads that never bulge and others have a more pronounced head, but still nothing like a normal onion. Blimey.