Bill's Big Bag of Onions

Think that size doesn’t really matter?  Then think again, as Craig Barker joins Bill & Adrian for a Box 39 investigation of everything that is Big and Small in life – The momentous and the significant.  The greatest and the most profound.  The noblest, the coolest, the most eminent.

In short, the grooviest things. And with gorgeous music too!

With Bill Lawrance, Adrian Coen & Craig Barker

SALTY DOG ONIONS are remarkable for their life enhancing qualities and have been used to butter souls, from ancient Mesopotamia, across medieval marshlands, and even through today’s difficult times.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

OBITUARY ONIONS reveal the remarkable layers of peoples lives. Because everybody has a story. And this Big Bag is absolutely brimming with the very best ones.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

IAN SAYERS ONIONS are magically wholesome, strong and robust, cheeky yet never stepping over your red lines. And full of all the brain-fizz necessary to enhance your enjoyment of absolutely everything.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

JELLY ONIONS have been cultivated in an onion outpost known as BBC Radio Essex, by onion horticulturist Rob Jelly. This robust and exciting variety yields progeny with all the desired characteristics, filling us all with onion-tastic heart joy.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

PHIL ONIONS are pert and bouncy and full of vitamins. Known for their everlasting impact upon the soul and heart, Phil Onions have been grown for their gift of immortality since the dawn of gardening.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

ANGELA ONIONS contain organic Angela compounds. These compounds are the reason why onions have such a wonderfully pleasant impact upon your wellbeing. Angela compounds help reduce the level of discontent in your body and may also help break down gloom and inertia, lowering your risk of tactical discombobulation.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

PRIOR ONIONS repeat with joy and magic, like all the best herbaceous biennial stories in the amaryllis family of tales.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

IAN ONIONS are mysterious, tasty, and 100% IAN HORNETT flavoured.  Remarkably delicious and curiously enchanting.  

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

TONI ONIONS are 100% TONI PEERS, famous for their mass of red curly foliage and sunny outlook.