Bill's Big Bag of Onions

There are over 50 professional Elvis impersonators in the UK. This is the story of just one, from North East Essex, told through 13 short stories written by 13 different writers.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

Viva Las Stanway!

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

Bill's Big Onion Tip: GLOBAL ONIONS are here, there, and everywhere in between the 4 corners of our world.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

Bill's Big Onion Tip: MӦBIUS STRIP ONIONS – always indefinable and forever indescribable.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories are all about WORK in this episode.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

"Just get ready fi work, work, work, work, work, work.  He said me haffi work, work, work, work, work, work.  He see me do mi dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt.  So me put in work, work, work, work, work, work.  Na, na, na, na, na, na.  When you ah gon' learn, learn, learn, learn, learn, learn?  Before the tables turn, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn."

"Thank you Rhianna."

"My pleasure, Brian."

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

Bill's Big Onion Tip: TEXAS SUPASWEET ONIONS – so mild, so delicate, so sweet – they ooze sexy into your salsa summer dip.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

Bill's Big Onion Tip: WALLA WALLA ONIONS – complex but ultimately sweet, with a rumbustious rawness that shouts "glory glory, big onion love."

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories about TRAINS, which will enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

"Take the last train to Clarksville,  And I'll meet you at the station,  You can be here by 4:30,  'Cause I've made your reservation"

"Thank you Brian"

"No, thank You, Monkees"

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100 word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

Bill's Big Onion Tip: NEW BRITISH FOLK ONIONS – Always organic, and best eaten wearing a long sleeved buttoned-down shirt.  Now stick your finger in your ear.  

Sit back, and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100 word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

Bill's Big Onion Tip: PICKLING ONIONS – strong and pungent. Pop them in your casserole or serve with strong cheese and a cracker or two. But never hide them in your ears.

Sit back, and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100 word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

Bill's Big Onion Tip: GREEN ONIONS – mild and lightly peppery, so stick them in your salad or in your sandwich, but never in your pocket.  Unless you like your green onions raw. And you have big pockets.