Bill's Big Bag of Onions

episode 706 – BLACK SHUCK ONIONS

BLACK SHUCK is the ONIONS...  roaming the countryside and coastline of North East Essex, descriptions of Black Shuck onions’ appearance and nature vary considerably; sometimes recorded as an omen of death, but, in other instances described as companionable.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100 word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  So get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

Having sent each other ONIONS for VALENTINE’S DAY, we have peeled through the layers, sniffed the onion juice and fondled the crinkly bits… and now we can declare to you that we know all about love, on this special day for lovely lovers, in love with being in love.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100 word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  So get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

episode 704 – ATLAS ONIONS

On the shoulders of ATLAS are the ONIONS...  Holding each celestial spere of Onion aloft with great strength and powerful, these stories hold up the sky with their own sheer force, a feat only ever equalled by that other great god and story writer, Hercules.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100 word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  So get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

UNHAPPY are the ONIONS...  Stubbornly unyielding to dullness and inferiority, these tales test the claim made that Colchester is the unhappiest place - or is the truth that its a city of contentment and joy? 

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100 word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  So get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

On the orders of Lord David Price, and for tax avoidance purposes, Bill takes his Big Bag to the BBC once more...

with Bill Lawrance, Rob Jelly and Arthur Crabtree.

SARTORIAL are the ONIONS that are worn in this episode, with their bespoke fashioning holding a nifty crease and a full hanging gusset that can only say ‘Big Style’ to fashionistas worldwide.

Bill's Big Bag of Onions contains original 100 word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  So get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

ZIGGY'S ONIONS fill up this first episode from our new Series 7 Big Bag. Sanctified by the Spirit of St David, it’s a jolly holy show.

Bills Big Bag of Onions contains original 100 word stories written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drizzled with a hot sauce of remarkably resplendent music.  So get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

THE MӦBIUS STRIP REWIND ONIONS loop time and space, with twists that stretch the surface of imagination and logic. These are onions with layers that will never leave you.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

THE NEIL YOUNG REWIND ONIONS are reminders of harvests gone by. Each onion connects through the writer’s imagination with a song from Neil Young, Take this journey of love and hate, of good and bad, and of everything in between.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

DARK @ CHRISTMAS ONIONS go far deep inside you. Dissolving so your mind is captured, then entranced. There is no escape from this bed of onions. Lie down, you are in my Big Bag now.

Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill's Big Bag of Onions... Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight.

with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini