BindTortureKast

Ahoy there, ya bastards! Thanks for listening to the 135th episode of BindTortureKast.  For this one, we are once again entering the Lab of Madness, with Jeremy Saulnier's "Green Room".  This is one we have been talking about forever, but sadly, we all missed it during its limited theatrical run.  Well, now that the fucker is on VOD and circular disc-based media thingys, we can finally give it our honest reviews.  Will it be on par with "Blue Ruin" and "Murder Party"?  If this director's trajectory is any indication, it will blow them the fuck away! 

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

“Stand Tall”-Pro-Pain

“Room 429”-Stapping Young Lad

"Animosity"-Ministry

Hello everyone, and welcome to episode 134 of BindTortureKast.  This episode is the very definition of "going in blind"... When word broke that Mickey Keating, director of "Darling", was getting ready to release "Carnage Park" to VOD, I jumped at the opportunity to do it for the show.  Will it pack the same punch as "Darling", one of our favorite films of 2016"  Well who the fuck are we to say, really?  But you ARE listening, so I guess we will try and articulate SOMETHING for you.

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

“KOTD Love Theme”-Steven Hufsteter

“Convulsion”-Skinny Puppy

“Under Control”-Funker Vogt

Hey everybody, and thank you so much for checking out this episode of BindTortureKast.  For the 130th episode, I am switching things up a bit.  To start, I told Steve and Luke that they're fired.  So that's new.  Then, because he's a real bastard, Luke began arguing that I cannot technically "fire" him from a job he does not get paid to go to.  So, I countered with the irrefutable fact that me not snapping his goddamned neck through Skype IS his payment, so I can indeed fire him.  Steve, on the other hand, took it like a champ and said he only did this show to humor me anyway and that he was surprised that it even got past 5 episodes.  So we are all good.  We have a dessert date on Saturday, actually.  Now that the dead weight has been eradicated, I felt it was time to bring in some new blood to try and save this hopelessly-dying show.  You will need to listen in to see who it is, but just know that I am happy to have them and haven't ever been so excited to ejaculate an episode of BTK all over the world's perfect little face.  Enjoy this one guys and gals, I sure as hell did!

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

"Symbol of Decay"-Red Harvest

"Decay From Within"-Black Claw

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Hey everyone.  So for the 133rd episode of BindTortureKast, we are delving into the "La Petite Mort" films, which only just recently got a US release, despite being done quite a while ago.  I found them interesting enough to talk about, but I am sure it will just be further evidence of how I am steering the show towards oblivion with my film picks.  Perhaps I should consider more high brow entertainment, but I barely have eyebrows as it is.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“La Ment”-The Cure

“Petite Feet”-Tim & Eric

“Perfectly Defect”-Mortiis

You feel that? That funky beat? Aww shit, y'all, BindTortureKast is getting into some disco shit for episode 132.  Some of you who have been around for a while may remember I reviewed "Discopath" on a show I used to be on, despite it being a perfect fit for BTK.  Well, that show is far in my rearview, and I'd say it's time to dust off one of my favorite horror films in recent years and see what Steve and Luke have to say about this gem.  True story, I am listening to Carcass as I type this.  Thats how disco I am.  Fuck it all.

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

(*For those of you who grew weary of last week's synth-wave overload, this week's musical selections are just for you...*)

 “Disco Inferno”-Perturbator

“Disco Zombi Italia”-Carpenter Brut

“Strut” (Disco Balls Mix)-KMFDM

Hi there, and thanks for torturing yourself with the 131st sad episode of this awful show, BindTortureKast.  So, last month, Luke told me about his moist experiences with a film called "Landmine Goes Click", and since we had a free week, I figured "Fuck It!", lets give the man-baby his jizz-bottle!  Hopefully this one turned out good, or whatever the BTK-version of "good" is.

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

*This show's music selections have nothing to do with the movie, I just really like the new Perturbator album, "The Uncanny Valley", so feel free to skip past the songs like most of you already do!*

“Diabolus Ex Machina”-Perturbator

“The Cult Of 2112”-Perturbator

“She Moves Like A Knife”-Perturbator

Hello one and all, and thanks for checking out the 129th Episode of BindTortureKast.  For this episode, we decided to dig into a little-talked-about film called "Halley". It's something I saw in 2015, and it left one hell of an impact on me.  Hopefully Steve and Luke liked it as much as I did.  Seriously though, fuck those guys and what they like.  Also, fuck their feelings. Enjoy the show.

 Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

“In & Above Men”-Moonspell

“Keep On Rotting In The Free World”-Carcass

“Comet Song”-Dethklok

"Deutsch Angst".  Ficken endlich!

Musik auf dieser Folge (in der Reihenfolge ihres

“Haden”-The Ocean

“Carrion”-Project Pitchfork

“German Angst”-Schlafes Bruder

there once was a podcast,

sad and blue, 

made entirely of stink,

where no one laughs,

and nothing's true,

and all Luke does is drink

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

"The Land Of Chocolate"-Alf Clausen

"Satan's Ice Cream Truck"-Strapping Young Lad

If the show's description didnt clue you in, I don't know what the hell will.  This isn't a Mystery Show in the strictest sense, but it kind of is because this episode literally happened during a week we were not even supposed to record, hence, even WE didn't know it was gonna happen when Episode 120 released.  Like it or lump it, its here for your various pleasures...