BindTortureKast

Greetings, fiends.  For our 126th episode, we are checking out and reviewing the newest from Adrian Garcia Bogliano, "Scherzo Diabolico".  Other than that, there is seriously no reason to listen to this fucking show.  Seriously, you should love yourself more.  Do better for yourself.  Make this the last episode of this worthless fucking show you listen to.

Music for your sad ears (in order of assault);

“Pititis, Te Invoco”-Brujeria

“Diabolical” (The Devil’s Child)-Naglfar

“Anno Domini Satanicus”-Father & Son SWE

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Another "Luke And Chris' Awful Mystery Show Of Doom", coming at ya.  This one was supposed to be a single review.  It didn't turn out that way, but neither Luke or myself are complaining.  Just listen in and you will see what I mean...

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

“Wrecked”-PIG

“The Long Pig”-Strapping Young Lad

“The Horse You Rode In On”-Pigface

Hello everyone, and welcome to Episode 123 of BindTortureKast.  For this episode, we are heading back to anthology-land with the brand new horror flick, "Holidays".  While holiday horror movies are nothing new, they tend to focus on "bigger" holidays.  This new one attempts to show some of the other holidays in a more horrific light, so hopefully that kick-ass trailer was indicative of the final product. So join us, won't you, as we devote yet another episode to anthology horror.  Hey, even if you hate the movie, you can still download and then say how we should do "real horror" films on the show, again.  See?  Everyone wins.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Elevator”-Ihsahn

“Black Destiny”-Sacramentum

“Deep Peace” (live)-Devin Townsend

Hey everyone, and welcome to the 23rd episode since BindTortureKast arose from its tomb like some kind of undead prophet, or rather, like Jason from his worm-filled casket at the beginning of Friday the 13t Part 6.  Anyway, all religious and slasher nonsense aside, we are checking out "Darling" for this episode, which is a new black and white film starring Lauren Ashley Carter, of "The Woman" and "Jug Face".  No real buzz built up here for me; I saw the trailer, and figured we'd do it.  So whatever, listen or not.  It makes no goddamn difference to me, but hopefully the film did and we have a good review!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Ha”-HTRK

“Assuming Memory”-Krallice

"Disassembled"-Ihsahn

Greetings from Hell, everyone, and thanks for checking out this episode of BTK.  It's been a long time coming, but the Turkish horror flick "Baskin" is finally available through VOD for our ocular assaulting. I would never speak for Steve or Luke, but I am a fan of all things infernal, so this one has a lot of buzz built up for me.  Here's to hoping for the following;

1.) The movie turned out as awesome as I hoped, and...

2.) You come to your senses, and make this the last episode of BTK you bother listening to.  I recommend replacing us with Dead Air Podcast and Horror Hound Radio.  They're better.

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

“Engulfed In Hellfire”-Profundi

“Hell Is Where I Stay"-Hypocrisy

“Baskin"-Ulas Pakkan

Hey everyone, and thanks for checking out the 117th episode of BTK.  Heading back to Unearthed-land, for Luke and my reviews of "Madness of Many".  This one definitely won't be for everyone, for a very specific reason, but we felt it was our duty to give you our honest reviews of this new release.  Just kidding.  It's not our duty, and we really owe you nothing.  I mean, seriously; you've gotten over 100 free episodes out of us.  What could WE possibly owe YOU?  Nothing! Do not fret though, as that is ALL you will be getting with this episode.  As ever.  We are empty calories, in podcast form.  A auditory treadmill, constantly exerting energy but never really going anywhere.  Fuck it.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“MoM 2”-Anders Norodal

“MoM 1”-Anders Norodal

“MoM 9”-Anders Norodal

Greetings and welcome to Episode 120 of BTK. We are heading to Norway for our reviews of "Hora" and "Inside The Whore", two films that certainly took their sweet-ass time getting North American distribution.  Were they worth the wait?  Like, the SEVEN year wait?  Probably not, but hopefully they were good anyway, right?  Thanks for listening everyone.  I mean we'd be doing this anyway, but knowing we have 6 people who actually look forward to these shows makes them, and by extension, us, SEEM less pathetic.  It is all illusion though.  The reality seeps in like a creeping terror in the night; we. are. nothing.

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

“Dead Men Don’t Rape”-Red Harvest

“Whore”-The Amenta

“Revenge”-London After Midnght

That's right, the "Awful Mystery Show Of DOOM" rears its ugly head to once again irritate and confound.  "Why have a side-show that really isn't all that different from the regular show?", "If its not a proper episode, why does it get numbered as such?". Friends and enemies, I could answer these questions but that would mean I would be putting far too much thought and energy into anything to do with this stupid goddamned show.  Speaking of which, this description has gone on for far too long and I have things to dust.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Hello, Central, Give Me No-Man's Land"-Anton LaVey

“Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary”-ATHF

Hello, hello! Welcome to the 118th episode off BindTortureKast.  For those of you who are new, we are DAMNED pleased to meet you.  For those of you returning, quit shitting in our mailboxes! Anyway, remember when "EAT" and "Starry Eyes" came out really close together, back in 2014?  That was a glorious time, was it not?  Sadly, things have been rather quiet on the body horror front since then, but that all changes with our reviews of "Excess Flesh" which JUST hit VOD.  Will we like it as much as the previously-mentioned films?  Well, considering we've been waiting for this one for a while, we fucking better!  Fingers crossed kids...

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“The Fool”-Fleshgod Apocalypse

“And The Vulture Beholds”-Fleshgod Apocalypse

“March Royale/In Aeternum”-Fleshgod Apocalypse

Hey kids.  Thanks for checking out our 116th episode of awfulness (also known as BindTortureKast).  I am going to spare you having to read the usual bullshit here and just say we are reviewing "Lung II", the sequel to the best film of 2015, "Flowers", directed by Phil Stevens.  You should listen to it.  Also, you should buy it (just as soon as it is available again).  And "Flowers", too.  You should also buy that.  Oh, and Phil's paintings. Get some of those, as well.  Spend your earth moneys at;

manomatulart.storenvy.com

(or fuck off)

 Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

“Lately”-Lera Lynn

“Tyranny Of Thought”-Krallice

(“Chapter 6”)-Flowers OST