BindTortureKast

Well hello there!   How the hell are ya'?  Good?  Well, GREAT!! If you are reading this, I can only assume that you are either listening to, or about to listen to, episode 115 of BindTortureKast.  That good mood you just admitted to being in?  OVER. Yeah, sorry about that.  Anyway, you know the drill; a "funny" intro that's usually just stuff I recorded off-air, and edited together in a way that makes no sense to anyone but me (also, its never actually "funny").  Let's see, what else... the three of us trying desperately to make ourselves sound smart and informed while we dare to judge someone else's art (in this case, "Southbound").  Finally, as the recording wears on, our voices become more strained as what little energy we possessed at the beginning of the episode begins to leave the room, like so many hopes and dreams crushed by our meaningless day-to-day existences.  Anyway, TRY to enjoy the episode.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Highway To Hell”-The Electric Hellfire Club

“Apyssopelagic”-The Ocean

“Bound By Fire”-Zimmers Hole

Hey kids, and thanks for checking out our 111th episode of B/T/K! This is the first, and likely last, review of its kind.  You see, dearest of listeners, we are not reviewing a horror film for this episode.  It couldn't ever be misconstrued as a horror film!  No, episode 111 is all about the Noel Marshall-directed, 1981 slab of utter insanity known as "Roar".  There are almost no words for the craziness that this movie contains, and as these movies usually tend to do, a cult has sprung up around it over the last few years.  Why?  Well listen in, and we will tell you why!  Once again, we are NOT reviewing a horror movie, so feel free to skip this one if that's not your thing.  For the initiated or flat out curious, I think you are going to enjoy this episode!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

 “Lion” Small Halo

"Lions Walk With Lions”-Gary Shyman

“Notes From Africa”-Devin Townsend

Greetings one and all, and we would like to thank you all for checking out Episode 109 of B/T/K.  For this one, we are taking a look at the newest film from Jason Koch, "Pig Pen". Koch impressed two of us with "7th Day", and this one looked pretty damn nifty, too.  Enjoy the show, and support the underground! Also, support Luke's porn habit. Also-also, the name of the author who wrote "People Still Live In Cashtown Corners" is Tony Burgess.  I get more and more tired as these shows wear on, and besides slurring my words like a drunk, I forget to mention important details like that.  Sue me.

Music on this episode;

Filthpig-Ministry

March of the Pigs (remix)-NIN

The Only Good One's A Dead One-PIG

Hello everyone, and thanks for putting the hate aside, and tuning into Episode 114 of BindTortureKast!  As far as underground and foreign horror goes, Pascal Laugier's "Martyrs" is an absolute favorite for many of us (except Luke...because he's weird and has to be contrary all the time).  While a remake has been rumored for years, the horror world was shocked last year to learn that the remake was not only happening, but had already been shot!  This, predictably, ignited a firestorm, as all of the little trolls came out from underneath their social media bridges and began condemning it before a trailer or even a still had been released.  Well, the remake is finally out!  Will Steve and I, who absolutely love the original, dig it?  Will Luke, who is a silly bastard, finally come around on this whole "Martyrs"-thing? Well, listen in and you will see! Well, not "see", but hear, anyway.

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

“Martyr”-Fear Factory

“Torture”-The Cure

“To Our Martyrs”-Samael

Greetings, you sick bastards, and welcome to Episode 112 of BindTortureKast.  For this one, we are reviewing what may very well be my most anticipated movie for the last year, "Howl", directed by the incredible Paul Hyett. Hyett impressed the ever-loving crap out of all of us when he gave us "The Seasoning House", in 2013, and when news broke that he was making a MOTHERFUCKING WEREWOLF MOVIE, I was pretty excited.  As an added bonus, we also decided to review "The Seasoning House" for this episode, since we never got to do it for B/T/K.  Also, we managed to get an interview with Paul Hyett, himself.  Yeah.  Oh, that?  No big.  It's just what we do! 

Special Thanks to Mr. Paul Hyatt for graciously allowing us to interview him.  

Twitter: @Paul_Hyett

Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/paul.hyett.3?fref=ts

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

“Howling Theme”-Stephen W. Parsons

“Seasons In The Abyss”-Slayer

“Werewolf”-Steve Moore (from the “Cub” soundtrack)

Welcome to Episode 113, everyone.  We hope you are all ready for the long-awaited release from Jimmy ScreamerClauz.  It's been over 100 episodes since we've been graced with another feature-length slab of animated horror from this sick genius, and we could not be more excited to dig into this one.  Enjoy the show, everyone!

Huge thanks to Jimmy ScreamerClauz for allowing us to bother him with more of our inane questions, for yet another interview.  Please support this madman in all of his endeavors. If you don't, The Evil One AND Caine will both go all ghetto on yo' ass, son!

Info and Store: http://screamerclauz.com

Twitter:@screamerclauz

Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/screamer.igotdeletedclawz

https://www.facebook.com/whenblackbirdsfly

https://www.facebook.com/WhereTheDeadGoToDie

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

 “Mutwa”-ScreamerClauz

“Satan’s Rainbow”-ScreamerClauz

"Skunky Cut"-ScreamerClauz

“Sexual Sacrifice”-ScreamerClauz

Thanks for choosing to download or stream the most wretched show on the internet, BindTortureKast.  We aren't the most wretched show because we are the most "FUCKIN' XTREME, DUUUUUDE!!!", but because we are literally one of the worst.  We are ok with that, and have come to terms with it.  What does that say about yourself, though?  Why do you, besides continually seeking out the most extreme and depraved horror films, choose to listen to this mess?  What are you lacking in your life that causes you to inflict this audio travesty upon yourself?  Is it that you enjoy this show, much in the way a predator enjoys watching a dying animal because it knows that it will soon have a meal?  Do you find us "insightful", or "SMRT"?  Or do you simply have no new music to listen to, or new episodes of your other favorite, better podcasts to listen to?  Well, whatever the case, we are happy you are here for our 110th episode, where we will be reviewing the infamous serial killer flick, "Angst".  Yep, we are going back to Germany.  Which Luke always loves.  Will this one bring him around, while satisfying my sweet spot?  Well, at the risk of taking that "sweet spot" comment to more perverted territory, I will stop this rambling mess now, and let you listen.

Also, the story that I referenced (that Lydia wrote) is entitled "Crocodile Rot", and you can hear the lady herself read it in its entirety if you check out Dead Cells podcast.  Its the first one (before Tokyo Ghoul).  Full text is available at http://typicallydia.com, and you can also download the free .pdf or e-book!  Such a generous gal!

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

"Fear"-Project Pitchfork

"Red Meat Attraction"-Leæther Strip

"Go To Hell (Fuck MTV Mix)"-KMFDM

Let me save you time right now, skip this episode.  You've already heard all of this shit.  Watch movies, instead.  Or go outside.  Kiss a willing man or woman.  Sing.  Dance.  Hit up a petting zoo.  Feed some ducks.  Enjoy a tasty beverage.  Get a few extra hours of sleep.  Listen to Dead Air Podcast.  Or Dead Cells Podcast.  Or HorrorHound Radio.  Those ones are pretty great.  Before we close this year out though, thank you for listening.  It's been an odd year, but the select few of you who gave a shit, made this year worth a shit!

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

“Roller Mobster”-Carpenter Brut

“You Suck”-Strapping Young Lad

“Cone Of Shame”-Faith No More

"On The Rise"-Samael

“Mass Darkness"-Ihsahn

Thanks for listening to Episode 107 of BindTortureKast, despite us not covering an indie or underground film for this one.  Sorry guys and gals, but not really, because this is Steve and my chance to FINALLY talk about "Krampus".  Yes, I know we are late with our reviews, and virtually every other horror podcast is probably talking about this film, but fuck it!  We love "Trick r' Treat" and have been very excited about this, ever since it was announced over a year ago.  So listen, or don't! If we are only good for the more extreme and underground stuff, feel free to skip this episode (and the next episode as well), and join us in January for some more "traditional" style episodes!  For the rest of you, thanks for listening and enjoy the show  

Music On This Episode (in order or appearance);

“Split-Tongued”-Profundi

“Namaste” (live)-Devin Townsend

 Good god.  We've been talking about this one for-fucking-ever, haven't we?  Well, for this, the 106th episode of BindTortureKast, we are FINALLY getting to review an honest-to-goodness release of "Goodnight Mommy".  Sheesh, this thing has been a long time coming.  Anyway, will Steve and I share Luke's rabid love of this film?  Well, if you would not only like the answer to that question, but also to know the source of Luke's constant...aroma, keep on listening.

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

“Sleep”-Switchblade Symphony

“Alone”-Funker Vogt

“Watch You”-Devin Townsend