Hey kids.  Thanks for checking out our 116th episode of awfulness (also known as BindTortureKast).  I am going to spare you having to read the usual bullshit here and just say we are reviewing "Lung II", the sequel to the best film of 2015, "Flowers", directed by Phil Stevens.  You should listen to it.  Also, you should buy it (just as soon as it is available again).  And "Flowers", too.  You should also buy that.  Oh, and Phil's paintings. Get some of those, as well.  Spend your earth moneys at;

manomatulart.storenvy.com

(or fuck off)

 Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

“Lately”-Lera Lynn

“Tyranny Of Thought”-Krallice

(“Chapter 6”)-Flowers OST

Hey kids, and thanks for checking out our 111th episode of B/T/K! This is the first, and likely last, review of its kind.  You see, dearest of listeners, we are not reviewing a horror film for this episode.  It couldn't ever be misconstrued as a horror film!  No, episode 111 is all about the Noel Marshall-directed, 1981 slab of utter insanity known as "Roar".  There are almost no words for the craziness that this movie contains, and as these movies usually tend to do, a cult has sprung up around it over the last few years.  Why?  Well listen in, and we will tell you why!  Once again, we are NOT reviewing a horror movie, so feel free to skip this one if that's not your thing.  For the initiated or flat out curious, I think you are going to enjoy this episode!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

 “Lion” Small Halo

"Lions Walk With Lions”-Gary Shyman

“Notes From Africa”-Devin Townsend

Greetings one and all, and we would like to thank you all for checking out Episode 109 of B/T/K.  For this one, we are taking a look at the newest film from Jason Koch, "Pig Pen". Koch impressed two of us with "7th Day", and this one looked pretty damn nifty, too.  Enjoy the show, and support the underground! Also, support Luke's porn habit. Also-also, the name of the author who wrote "People Still Live In Cashtown Corners" is Tony Burgess.  I get more and more tired as these shows wear on, and besides slurring my words like a drunk, I forget to mention important details like that.  Sue me.

Music on this episode;

Filthpig-Ministry

March of the Pigs (remix)-NIN

The Only Good One's A Dead One-PIG

Thanks for choosing to download or stream the most wretched show on the internet, BindTortureKast.  We aren't the most wretched show because we are the most "FUCKIN' XTREME, DUUUUUDE!!!", but because we are literally one of the worst.  We are ok with that, and have come to terms with it.  What does that say about yourself, though?  Why do you, besides continually seeking out the most extreme and depraved horror films, choose to listen to this mess?  What are you lacking in your life that causes you to inflict this audio travesty upon yourself?  Is it that you enjoy this show, much in the way a predator enjoys watching a dying animal because it knows that it will soon have a meal?  Do you find us "insightful", or "SMRT"?  Or do you simply have no new music to listen to, or new episodes of your other favorite, better podcasts to listen to?  Well, whatever the case, we are happy you are here for our 110th episode, where we will be reviewing the infamous serial killer flick, "Angst".  Yep, we are going back to Germany.  Which Luke always loves.  Will this one bring him around, while satisfying my sweet spot?  Well, at the risk of taking that "sweet spot" comment to more perverted territory, I will stop this rambling mess now, and let you listen.

Also, the story that I referenced (that Lydia wrote) is entitled "Crocodile Rot", and you can hear the lady herself read it in its entirety if you check out Dead Cells podcast.  Its the first one (before Tokyo Ghoul).  Full text is available at http://typicallydia.com, and you can also download the free .pdf or e-book!  Such a generous gal!

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

"Fear"-Project Pitchfork

"Red Meat Attraction"-Leæther Strip

"Go To Hell (Fuck MTV Mix)"-KMFDM

Welcome to Episode 113, everyone.  We hope you are all ready for the long-awaited release from Jimmy ScreamerClauz.  It's been over 100 episodes since we've been graced with another feature-length slab of animated horror from this sick genius, and we could not be more excited to dig into this one.  Enjoy the show, everyone!

Huge thanks to Jimmy ScreamerClauz for allowing us to bother him with more of our inane questions, for yet another interview.  Please support this madman in all of his endeavors. If you don't, The Evil One AND Caine will both go all ghetto on yo' ass, son!

Info and Store: http://screamerclauz.com

Twitter:@screamerclauz

Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/screamer.igotdeletedclawz

https://www.facebook.com/whenblackbirdsfly

https://www.facebook.com/WhereTheDeadGoToDie

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

 “Mutwa”-ScreamerClauz

“Satan’s Rainbow”-ScreamerClauz

"Skunky Cut"-ScreamerClauz

“Sexual Sacrifice”-ScreamerClauz

Greetings, you sick bastards, and welcome to Episode 112 of BindTortureKast.  For this one, we are reviewing what may very well be my most anticipated movie for the last year, "Howl", directed by the incredible Paul Hyett. Hyett impressed the ever-loving crap out of all of us when he gave us "The Seasoning House", in 2013, and when news broke that he was making a MOTHERFUCKING WEREWOLF MOVIE, I was pretty excited.  As an added bonus, we also decided to review "The Seasoning House" for this episode, since we never got to do it for B/T/K.  Also, we managed to get an interview with Paul Hyett, himself.  Yeah.  Oh, that?  No big.  It's just what we do! 

Special Thanks to Mr. Paul Hyatt for graciously allowing us to interview him.  

Twitter: @Paul_Hyett

Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/paul.hyett.3?fref=ts

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

“Howling Theme”-Stephen W. Parsons

“Seasons In The Abyss”-Slayer

“Werewolf”-Steve Moore (from the “Cub” soundtrack)

Hello everyone, and thanks for putting the hate aside, and tuning into Episode 114 of BindTortureKast!  As far as underground and foreign horror goes, Pascal Laugier's "Martyrs" is an absolute favorite for many of us (except Luke...because he's weird and has to be contrary all the time).  While a remake has been rumored for years, the horror world was shocked last year to learn that the remake was not only happening, but had already been shot!  This, predictably, ignited a firestorm, as all of the little trolls came out from underneath their social media bridges and began condemning it before a trailer or even a still had been released.  Well, the remake is finally out!  Will Steve and I, who absolutely love the original, dig it?  Will Luke, who is a silly bastard, finally come around on this whole "Martyrs"-thing? Well, listen in and you will see! Well, not "see", but hear, anyway.

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

“Martyr”-Fear Factory

“Torture”-The Cure

“To Our Martyrs”-Samael

Hi there.  Do you like horror? How about anthologies? What about terrible podcasts?  Well damn, man.  You have come to the right place, as your friends over here at BindTortureKast have decided to dedicate their 104th episode to the new Mexican horror anthology, "Mexico Barbaro".  Hopefully this one continues the recent trend of awesome anthologies in the horror world, and hopefully Luke finally stops throwing mole' at my head.  That shit burns my eye-meats.  Anyway, have fun with this one guys- we did!

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

“La Traicion”-Brujeria

“Brujerizmo”-Brujeria

“Mexico Barbaro”-Transmetal

Hey gore-whores, and welcome to Episode 105 of BindTortureKast.  For this episode, we are once again cracking open the Unearthed Films vault to bring you our insight (and excrement)-filled reviews of one of their newest, the "Faim de Mort Trilogy".  God.  I don't even know where to begin with this one.  So much sheer depravity.  Just how I like it.  It's like Francios Yagopian crawled inside my brain, took a look around, and said "Sure, I can make all of this into three short films!".  Well, he would've probably said it in French, which would have just sounded nicer, anyway.  Still, be sure to listen into these reviews.  It could go one way or the other, but I would be shocked if Steve or Luke feel "meh" about this nasty piece of filth!  Other than that, it's just a lot of crap.  You can still listen if you want to, but I wouldn't. 

 Music on the episode (in order of appearance);

“Pedafly”-Skinny Puppy

“Comatose”-Frontline Assembly

“Pusher Man”-Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats

 Good god.  We've been talking about this one for-fucking-ever, haven't we?  Well, for this, the 106th episode of BindTortureKast, we are FINALLY getting to review an honest-to-goodness release of "Goodnight Mommy".  Sheesh, this thing has been a long time coming.  Anyway, will Steve and I share Luke's rabid love of this film?  Well, if you would not only like the answer to that question, but also to know the source of Luke's constant...aroma, keep on listening.

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

“Sleep”-Switchblade Symphony

“Alone”-Funker Vogt

“Watch You”-Devin Townsend