Hello everyone, and welcome to episode 75 of BindTortureKast.  While I know I said we would be reviewing a whole bunch of great films for this special April 1st Episode, we had a change of plans.  We WERE going to review such loved gems like the Nightmare on Elm Street remake, Ouija, I Know What You Did Last Summer, as well as a special James Wan Triple Feature.  Unfortunately, I like making the audience suffer as much as Luke likes making ME suffer, so we decided to review a little indie film that absolutely NOBODY seems to love, and certainly has gotten NO big push from Radius TWC into over 1200 theaters (from a VOD release).  I would say "I'm sorry", but we both know that I am incapable of remorse, so TRY and enjoy this episode.  It's been two weeks since our last recording, so you can expect a monolithic-sized amount of content in the usual sections of the show that I am unwilling to alter because I am scared by any and all forms of change.  Thanks for your continued support everyone, and please remember to leave us some feedback and reviews where you can.  iTunes, Stitcher, Libsyn; it is all good, baby!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

“It Follows”-Minor Threat

“Title”-Disasterpeace (from the “It Follows” Strk.)

“Father”-Disasterpeace (from the “It Follows” Strk.)

“Detroit”-Disaterpeace (from the “It Follows” Strk.)

“Doppel”-Disasterpeace (from the “It Follows” Strk.)

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Hello everyone, and welcome to the 73rd episode of the semi-weekly wreteched abomination (in podcast form) known as BindTortureKast.  This week, we are reviewing the Danish flick, "When Animals Dream".  This is a little film I covered in our news segment when B/T/K was just a little undulating maggot, freshly pooped out of Mama Fly.  It was compared to the modern classic "Let The Right One In", and as we are all pretty big fans of that film, we decided to give it a go.  Will we like it as much as LtROI? Well, probably not, lets be honest.  Maybe, just maybe though, we will love it in its own lycanthropic way.  Other than that; the usual news, calendar releases, ill-fitting music, and terrible jokes.  Thanks for listening guys and gals.  We love doing this show, and yourt feedback is always welcome.  Hit us up, leave us reviews, whatever you got!

Also, before any of our more knowledgeable listeners point out that "An American Werewolf in London" did in fact NOT come out before "The Howling", but rather, a few moths later in the same calendar year, I would like to point out that I am an idiot.  So there.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

“Animal”-Prick

“Lucky Animals”-Devin Townsend

“Bend Over”-Animal Alpha

“I Live Your Dream” (remastered)-Project Pitchfork

“Lady Of My Dreams”-VAST

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Hello, Hello, one and all.  Thanks for downloading, streaming, or being forced to listen (while secured in a chair) to episode 74 of BindTortureKast.  Boy, did you pick a good one to check out.  Not only is this the one where we review the amazingly depressing film, "Morris County", but we also arranged to interview its Director, Matt Garrett.  Besides directing some amazing films, Matt keeps himself pretty busy bringing underground shorts and feature length horror to Philadelphia, PA.  So, we were eager to talk all things film with him.  Besides all of that fun stuff, Luke and I also talk Monster Mania; our experiences (good and bad), our thoughts (dumb and dumber), and anything else we decided to talk about.  Other than that, it is business as usual as we get into Calendar Releases, News, and debasement of the spirit.  Thanks for listening, and we will be back on April 1st, when we review "I Know What You Did Last Summer", the movie that was too good to bother with being an actual horror movie, and the lone example of why the 90's REALLY WERE the BEST time for horror! 

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Bite The Hand That Bleeds”-Fear Factory

“The Perpetual Horrors”-Naglfar

“Void”-Miserylab

"Wasteland"-Fahrenheit 451

“Suicide”-Devin Townsend

“End”-The Cure

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Hey, there.  Thanks for checking out BindTortureKast, Episode 72.  For this one, we WERE going to review some Thai films, namely the "Art Of The Devil", parts 2 and 3.   These were some crazy fucking movies that I saw in 2014, so I was unsure if Steve and Luke would be game, but I figured we'd try.  Then Luke's Asian-ignited narcolepsy started acting up, so I figured we'd try "The Voices" instead.  At the very least, we will finally get to review an ACTUAL horror-comedy, unlike last month's aborted "Suburban Gothic" review.   Anyway, thank you to everyone who takes the time, each week, to listen to this dreadful mess of a show.  You all make this a lot more fun, and help to distract us from the sad and crushing reality that we are three grown men, talking over Skype, about other people's more important work.  Ah crap, I just reminded myself that's all podcasting really is.  Ok, well, I am going to go cut something on me, but YOU guys enjoy the show!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Mr. 44 (Sam Speaks Mix)”-The Electric Hellfire Club

“Criminally Insane”-Slayer

“Insane”-Raunchy

“Tragic Hero”-Funker Vogt

“Voices In The Fan”-Devin Townsend

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The following podcast is meant to document and depict the perils of know-it-all-ism, specifically as it pertais to BindTortureKats's reviews of Lucifer Valentine's pseudo-documentary, "Black Metal Veins", in order to clearly illustrate the physical, psychological, emotional and spiritual destruction caused by posturing assholes who would dare to critique another's work.  In no way is the following podcast meant to encourage others to take up this wretched hobby; conversely, this podcast is meant to act as a strong deterrent to online film reviews of any kind by portraying the realities of utter morbid despair and self annihilation of three ridiculous "men".  This podcast delves into the infinite black void of sadness, pain and loss that can never be filled by Luke's cheap stabs at Chris' receding hairline, Steve's OWN addiction to Borderlands, or Chris' borderline anorexia.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

I realize that ALL of this show’s musical selections are from the same band.  “Black Metal Veins” is the ultimate movie of it’s kind, and Emperor were the ULTIMATE Black Metal band of all time.  I have now explained myself.  It’s not just me being lazy.  For once.

“Curse You All Men!”-Emperor

“Depraved”-Emperor

“Thus Spake The Nightspirit”-Emperor

“Into The Infinity Of Thoughts”-Emperor

“A Fine Day To Die”-Emperor

“With Strength I Burn”-Emperor

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Greetings, one and all.  Welcome to Episode 71 of BindTortureKast, your go-to show for reviews and insights on underground, indie, and extreme horror.  As well as dillusion.  We got dillusion down to a science on this bitch!  Anyway, for this episode, we will be reviewing "Chained", directed by the fantastic Jennifer Lynch.  We decided to bring you our thoughts on one of the best serial killer films of all time, and certainly one of the most bleak portrayals of a lunatic I have seen in forever.  Miserable stuff guys and gals, but why else would you be listening, right?  Enjoy the show, and please remember to leave us some feedback if you have time.  We like reading that stuff, mainly because we need constant validation for our pathetic little "hobby".

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

“Brute” (In Your Face Mix)-KMFDM

“Strap Me Down”-Leaether Strip

“Wrong Side”-Strapping Young Lad

“Shining Kingdom”-Samael

“Painiac (Nothing Touches Me)”-PIG

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Hello, dear, sweet listeners.  Thanks for giving episode 69 of BindTortureKast a download/pity-listen.  That sure was nice of you.  Anyway, for this week's episode, we have decided to review the recent-ish shocker, "7th Day".  It has generated a lot of buzz, and we decided it was finally time to take the plunge.  Is it any good?  Did it make me forget about the wretchedness of "Suburban Gothic", the film we were originally going to review this week?  Why am I writing this crap, when I am almost positive nobody reads it?  The answer to two of these burning-like-the-gon questions may be answered if you will be so kind as to listen to this episode in its entirety.  I know the temptation to fast forward through Steve and my ramblings in order to get to Luke's almost-godlike wisdom may seem overwhelming, but please, we put a lot of work into our..umm...talking, so try to listen to the whole thing.  Also, lets all be adults and NOT make any obvious sexual references to the number of this show.  Again, I know it goes against our natural urges, but we can all be grown ups, right?  No?  Ok, fuck it then.  Boobs and butt sex.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

“Psalm 69”-Ministry

“Nothing”-Rosetta Stone

“Temple Of Love”-The Sisters Of Mercy

“Walking Through The Wonderland”-Malaise

“About The Now”-Miserylab

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Hey, everyone. Welcome to BindTortureKast, now all 68-y and even more wonderful than we were last week.  For this week's show, its time to head back to France, and review a little movie from 1989 called "Baxter", the heartwarming story of a sweet little boy (who just happens to be infatuated with Nazis) and his lovable dog (who is a certifiable sociopath). Yep, its a real family-oriented film, this week.  Hope you enjoy the show, and please feel free to leave us some feedback on iTunes and Stitcher.  Luke said that for every review we get, positive or negative, he will quit drinking by that many hours out of the day.  We will get him sober yet, dear listeners.  Oh, and that thing I said earlier about being more wonderful than we were last week...lies.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Paris Skies”-Big Electric Cat

“Shake Dog Shake”-The Cure

“Hey Chihuahua”-The Dogbones

“DoG”-ohGr

“Starry Eyes (End Credits Theme)”-Jonathan Snipes

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Greetings B/T/K-faithful, and welcome to our second "Best Of Insert-Year-Here" episode, now with 100% more 2014.  Yes, it was quite a year for indie, underground, and extreme horror; so rather than put forth the effort to cover something new, why not just repackage old reviews in the form of "new" discussions and send this year off with this bloated episode of rehashes, tired jokes, is-it-or-isnt-it homo-eroticism, and run-on sentences with too many commas.  All joking aside, we really enjoyed this last year of not only films, but podcasting for you awesome cats.  Thanks for making this a great first full calendar year for us!  We are looking forward to the great underground art of 2015, talking more with you guys, and awkward, moist breakfasts with Luke.  As a side-note, just to further illustrate how professional I am, I neglected to mention what my most hated film (AKA: The ABSOLUTE WORST) of 2014 was "Dysmorphia".  I am writing this only becuase it bothers me that I neglected to say it.  This does not mean look it up, or see it.  For the love of $atan, stay far away from that wretched abomination!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

“Fire! Fire! Fire!”-Animal Alpha

“Deathray”-Devin Townsend

“Weed Out The Weak”-Hypocrisy

“Rejoice”-Devin Townsend

“Sandra & Abril”-Julio Pillado

“Motherfucker”-Faith No More

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Hello everyone, and thanks for tuning into the newest episode of BindTortureKast.  The 66th episode, actually.  For this episode, we are going to be reviewing the newest film from those beautiful Italian bastards, Necrostorm.  The film is called "Judy", and we were all pretty excited when this one got released back in Nov/Dec of 2014.  Does this one live up to the Necrostorm name, or is this a big bloody misstep for a company we have grown to love so much.  Well, you have already downloaded or streamed the episode, so it would be ridiculous for me to tell you what we thought here in the show description, would it not?  No, dear friend, I will not just fork over that kind of information like so many Luke-insults.  Other than that; a smattering of news, a dollop of calendar releases, and a mega-ton cargo container full of odors.  All for you.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Shine”-Strapping Young Lad

“The Forsaking”-Fleshgod Apocalypse

“Church Of Tiamat”-Tiamat

“Bring Out Your Dead”-Naglfar

“Rabble Rouser”-MDFMK

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