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Hello, one and all.  Welcome to the last official review episode of BindTortureKast for 2014.  For this, our 64th Episode, we are taking a break from all manners of corpse-fucking, self-mutilation, and other pleasantries to bring you our reviews of the new indie comic-based film, "The Scribbler".  Fear not though, this is not a spandex-wearing affair, this is some dark and gritty shit, and hopefully Luke and Steve dig it as much as I did.  If not, well fuck 'em.  This was a smaller episode, but it's all leading up to our big 2014 Wrap-Up for Episode 65.  So enjoy it kids, and thanks for tuning in to another weekly dose of stupidity.  Also, I was just kidding about the "spandex" crack, a few sentences back; Luke ALWAYS wears spandex!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“The Whole World Is Weird”-The Dogbones

“Division Of Mind”-Frontline Assembly

“Eli”-Bosnian Raimbows

“Never Believe”-Ministry

“Never Gonna Get Us”-The Dogbones

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Bonjour, and welcome to the 63rd episode of BindTortureKast, and for this episode, we are once again heading back to France for a little Bustillo and Maury action.  That's right, we are bringing you our reviews of their last two feature films, "Livide" and "Among The Living".  While "Inside" was their almost-universally loved debut, these last few have been divisive to say the least, so we are going to break it down for you as only we can; with desperation.  Other than that, you can expect a shockingly small amount of News, Calendar Releases, and what Chris did for the last 7 days.  What was he up to, I wonder.  Probably something involving lubricants and Luke.  Haha, just kidding; there were no lubricants involved.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

“Blooddrenched”-Hypocrisy

“Blood”-Blackfield

“The Betrayal”-Fleshgod Apocalypse

“illicit”-Skinny Puppy

“Void”-The Amenta

“Blackwater Park”-Opeth

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Hey guys, thanks for downloading the fantastic 62nd episode of BindTortureKast.  For this episode, we decided to review the recently-released body-horror film, "Eat".  We are all going into this with very little information, but we sure do love us some self-harm on the show (hence, us doing a podcast to begin with!), so hopefully this one will be great. If not, well, at least you can look forward to...ummmm....you can look forward to some great...uhhh....some great....yeah.  We have absolutely NOTHING you can look forward to, and I am horribly sorry to have wasted your time.  

 Go to prettypeoplepictures.com to support a new and fresh voice of underground horror!!!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Flesh Is The Law”-Genitorturers

“War Princess”-Devin Townsend

“California’s Bleeding”-Amen

“Lovecraft’s Death”-Septicflesh

“Please Remember My Name”-Oleska Lozowchuk

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Ahoy-hoy, pig-fuckers.  BTK are back with our fabulous 60th Episode spectacular.  What movie are we reviewing for this most historic episode?  Nothing!  That's right, we are just trying a little experiment out this week.  No regimented, stiff and awkward conversations, just three distinguished assholes talking about horror.  If a review or two sneaks its way in, then so be it.  If not, well, there's a ton of other (far better) horror podcasts you could listen to, instead.  Have at it!   If you choose to keep listening, you can expect news and calendar releases, Luke and Chris being wonderful, and Steve just trying desperately to hold it all together!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

“Murasaki Baby”-Gianni Ricciardi and Akira Yamaoka

“March Of The Poozers”-Devin Townsend

“Ziltoid Goes Home”-Devin Townsend

“Z2”-Devin Townsend

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Hey everyone, and thank you for once again downloding the latest episode of BindTortureKast.  We've talked about it, teased it, postponed it, but the moment has finally arrived. "American Guinea Pig: Bouquest Of Guts And Gore"!!!! Will it, CAN IT possibly live up to a mountain (of eviscerated corpses) of hype?  Well, its one of our smaller episodes, so you shouldnt have to wade through too much of our usual bullshit to get your answer about what Luke and I thought of Unearthed Films' first entry into their recent revival of this infamous series.

Hello there.  Hi.  How are you?  Oh, me?  Why, I could NOT be better.  Why? Well, I am pretty darn excited because its BindTortureKast's 67th episode.  You know, the one where we review the docu-horror film, "Zero Killed".  There truly are not many words that can describe this one, and it epitomizes what we feel and preach; Horror as Art!  Hopefully you have had a chance to see this film before listening, but if not, we think that by the end of this episode, you will think three things;

1.) "Zero Killed" sounds like an AMAZING experience, and I should get me a copy RIGHT FUCKING NOW! Which would be the right thing to think.

2.) Chris has the patience of a saint to be able to deal with Luke on a weeky basis.  I mean REALLY; his ignorance and lack of anything AT ALL intelligent to say is mind-boggling.

3.) For all of his ridiculous nonsense, Luke must smell like an Angel.  This would ALSO be the right thing to think.  Trust me, he smells like divinity itself.

Other than that, the usual boring nonsense which (quite honestly), you could just skip right past.  It doesnt REALLY matter, now does it?  Just more sadness that will really only take away from other, more productive, things that you could be doing. You could be learning a new language, studying how the human brain works, being romantic with your wife/husband/gerbil, or finally replacing that fire extinguisher.  Instead, you listen to us. While I truly do believe that "Fire Safety" is a conspiricy designed to allow extraterestrials even more ownership of us human cattle, I am sad that you choose to finish this awful mess of a show.  Sad, and humbled.  Thanks for giving us some of your time, everyone.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

“Days Of Revenge”-Rammalah

“Revenge”-KMFDM

“Vermin”-The Amenta

“The Murder Manifesto”-Naglfar

“Zero”-The Amenta

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Hey guys, and welcome to Episode 61 of BindTortureKast.  For this HIGHLY ANTICIPATED episode (by me, anyway), we have decided to not only talk about Clive Barker's classic film "Nighbreed", but also review the recently excavated/re-assembled "Director's Cut".  Both of these were recently released as a gorgeous Blu Ray box set from the fine folks over at Scream Factory.  We, like the rest of you, could not wait to get our sweaty little hands on the beautiful set and see if the fabled "Cabal Cut" really is all that different from the butchered theatrical cut.  So basically, just a WHOLE LOT of "Nightbreed", all in a wasted attempt to appease you, the lovely (and very attractive, and did-I-mention patient?) listner.  Did it work?  No?  Meh.  Other than that; news, calendar releases, odd noises, odder noses, Skype farts, yelling, sadness, crying, and finally, embarrassment.  Speaking of, I recently watched Luke perform Karaoke Limp Bizkit.  Truly, the Tribes of the Moon themselves would gasp in horror at the sights and sounds of that strange man and his nocturnal proclivities.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

(All of this episode’s music is taken from the Cradle Of Filth album, “Midian”)

“Tortured Soul Asylum”

“At The Gates Of Midian”

“Creatures That Kissed In Golden Mirrors”

“Cthulhu Dawn”

“Tortured Soul Asylum”

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Happy Halloween, dear listeners, and welcome to our third and final spooooky holiday themed-episode for October.  Our 59th episode, to be specific.  All of our Halloween fun has been leading up to this episode, where we review the fantastic little film, "WNUF Halloween Special".  This is a newer film, meant to look like an old TV special.  Luke and Steve are new to this one, so maybe they'll find it to be the magical little gem that I do, or maybe they will grow tired of the unending stream of faux 80's "commercials" and porno 'stache's.  Probably NOT the porn 'stache's.  Really, who could EVER get tired of Dr. Fuzzenstein?  Anyhoo, this is our grand send-off of our favorite month, so listen in and revel in the depression that is BindTortureKast!  Second Halloween is in the books, people!  Also, we all apologize for the first segment dragging on, but we havent talked in a while so....meh.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

“The Hunter”-“Father’s Day” (sntrk)

“Déjà vu”-Iron Maiden

“When Autumn Storms Come”-Naglfar

“Flux/Mental Maelstrom”-Mortiis

“Halloween”-Ministry

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Hey kids, and welcome to Episode 58 of BindTortureKast.  For our second Halloween-themed episode of the month, we have decided to review a film that Luke first suggested a year ago, but Chris shot down like so many of his unwanted sexual advances.  That film, dear downloader/streamer, is Magnet's "Murder Party".  This is a fun horror-comedy that manages to not only entertain, but also skewer the pretentious art-collective clans.  You know; those assholes that misuse the word "Kafka-esque", and talk about how their recent work doesnt match the intensity and sincerity their "earlier work"...which was only done a few months prior.  Yeah, THOSE douchebags.  Anyway, as an added bonus, Luke and Chris decided to have a "man-party" and squeeze in their mini-reviews of the highly-anticipated film, "The ABC's Of Death 2", also from Magnet.  Will this anthology of 26 shorts be as big of a hit as the first one was for us?  Well listen in to find out.  I DO NOT divulge that kind of information here.  I refuse.  Actually, it's kind of rude that you would even want me to.  What the hell am I, some kind of information-divulging...type...guy?  Actually, I am.  Just not any kind of information anyone needs or should ever want.  Information Society's album "Don't Be Afraid" is one of my favorite albums of any genre.  I know, I know; "What's On Your Mind" may NOT be your bag, but "DBA" is an incredibly dark album full of great industrial misery.  See?  Information about Information Society. Pointless!  None of this makes any sense, whatsoever.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“The Gentle Art Of Making Enemies”-Faith No More       

“We Are Artists”-Brendon Small

“A Great Mass Of Death”-Septicflesh

“Murderous”-Iron Lung Corp.

“The Art Of Dying”-Gojira

“Tonight We Murder”-Ministry

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Greetings, and welcome to Episode 57 of BindTortureKast.  This episode may be a little light on the extreme gore, but it DOES start off our month of Halloween-themed episodes, meant to help celebrate our favorite holiday as only BTK can; with lots of stuttering, slurring, insults, and penis-references.  Nothing new there, I suppose.  Anyway, for this episode we have decided to review the recent Scream Factory re-release of the curious little were-flick, "Ginger Snaps".  We then go from all of the estrogen-fueled coming-of-age silliness into a discussion on what movies we want to see Scream Factory re-release.  A wish list, if you will.  Or wont.  Whatever.  Enjoy the show, ladies and germs.

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

“Civil Disguise”-Stolen Babies

“Howling (theme song)”-Stephen W. Parsons

“The Scream”-Birmingham 6

“Beast Of Man”-Arch Enemy

“Majestic Beast”-Amorphis

“Gender Of The Beast”-Zimmers Hole

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