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Hello everyone.  Thanks for checking out Episode 84 of BindTortureKast.  For this one, Luke and I are back for the second in our "Awful Mystery Show Of DOOM" series.  For this one, we will just say no to Vomit Gore, and will instead be celebrating 3 really great Indie films that have recently released, or will be releasing soon.  Want to know which films they are?  NOPE! Listen to the fucking episode.

I WILL say this;

PLEASE, for the love/hate of whatever deity you may or may not believe in, DO NOT listen to the spoilers for our first movie review of this show, unless you have already seen it.  I have made it very handy-dandy for you, and included the times to track forward through.  Here they are; 7m9s-18m25s.  You can thank me once you have seen the movie!  Or not, either way, just heed this warning.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

"Blood Ocean"-Dethklok

"Hang 'Em All"-Carpenter Brut

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Hello everyone, and thanks for checking out the 85th episode of BindTortureKast.  For this one, our last of June 2015, we will be discussing the brand spankin' new Artsploitation release, "Der Samurai".  Its an absolutely crazy looking movie, and I personally could not wait for this thing to finally get its North American release.  Hopefully you have gotten a chance to see it (legally, you thieving bastards), because we are finally getting the chance to weigh on this festival-favorite.  Besides our really great opinions which come off as extremely well thought-out, and NEVER horrible, you can expect the usual time-killer segment of news and calendar releases.  This is all in a desperate attempt to justify paying for this ridiculous show, each and every month.  It's like when I write up these stupid fucking show descriptions that I am sure 2 people take the time to read.  None of it matters, right?  Its all just nonsense.  I  somehow manage to stay entertained, though.  As long as you find yourself OCCASIONALLY enjoying our stupid voices, it is all worth it, and if you dont, three things;

1.) I am sorry

2.) Make better life choices

3.) Thanks for listening, anyway

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

“Godlike”-KMFDM

“No Man’s Land”-Klute

“Fleischverstarker”-Project Pitchfork

“Slow Motion”-Lights Of Euphoria

“Stratherian”-The Ocean

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Greetings everyone, and welcome to the 83rd episode of BindTortureKast, a weekly show that celebrates all that is right with indie, underground, and extreme horror.  For this week's episode, we chose to replace our previously scheduled movie with a better one, because that's just how we roll.  Why waste our time and yours with a "lets tear this apart" kind of review.  No need for any of that nonsense; we can leave that to some of the other shows out there.  You come here for our honest opinions about stuff that (hopefully) we will all like, and we do not want to disappoint. So, we decided to review a little movie that just hit VOD called "We Are Still Here".  It had a great trailer, stars the wonderful Barbara Crampton, and seems to be all the buzz-buzz.  While we like horror movies, we absolutely LOVE buzzing, so listen in for our reviewzzzz.  Other than that, the usual time wasters in the form of news, calendar releases, and what we watched this week.  All tidied up with some music exactly TWO of our listeners will appreciate!  That's ok, as long as you are all enjoying at least a tiny part of the show, I am happy.  Well...that isnt ENTIRELY true.

(I've never been happy)

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Assimilate”-Skinny Puppy

“Empty Room”-Born For Bliss

“Here To Stay”-PIG

“Out Of The Blue”-Funhouse

“Corrupt”-Depeche Mode

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Due to international shipping hating me and apparently wanting me dead from anxiety, we have decided to move some movie reviews around for BindTortureKast's 80th episode.  We are very happy that you have decided to download this one, however, as this MAY be one for the books.  Yes, yes- come one, come all, believers and haters alike; join in the glory of Tom Six' final installment of the most infamous series of films in recent years.  I am speaking, of course, about none other than "The Human Centipede 3: Final Sequence".  We have watched it, given our verdicts, and nobody will ultimately care.  We are at peace with that, at least.  This episode, much like the films themselves, will probably piss (at least) a FEW people off.  So, sorry in advance!  Try and enjoy the episode, anyway.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“A Congealed Clot Of Blood”-Carcass

“Valley Of The Damned”-Hypocrisy

“Misanthrope”-Ihsahn

“Abysmal Descent”-Naglfar

“Withered Hand Of Evil”-Uncle Acid And The Deadbeats

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Why hello there, you fantastic little downloaders and streamers.  Thanks for checking out our 82nd episode of BindTortureKast.  For this episode, we are finally getting to review "Horsehead" (AKA: "Fievre"), from our good friend at Black Fawn Distribution.  This is a little film I covered forever ago on the show, as a movie I absolutely could not wait for.  Well, that is a bit of an overstatement.  I mean, I DID technically wait, although I chose NOT to wait for the American release from Artsploitation Films, choosing to import it from Canada, instead.  Well, my added postal fees means we can get you a very early review of this incredibly surreal-looking film.  Will it live up to my near-ridiculous expectations?  Well, keep on listening and you will find out.  Also, if you are reading this, maybe you are the type who cares a little more than the average person.  If thats the case, please, for the love of great Satan, leave us some reviews on iTunes or Stitcher.  It'd mean quite a bit to us, and it would cause me to stop the cutting, at least for one night.

All music featured on this episode is take from the "Horsehead" OST, composed by Benjamin Shielden.  Its a great soundtrack, and you should get yourself one.  Its better for your ears than we are, I promise.  In order...

 “The Key”

“Intracluster”

“The Crossing”

“Cold Sun (Opening Credits)”

“Symmetry”

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Hello everyone, and welcome to Epsidoe 78 of BindTortureKast.  You may remember that B/T/K was one of the first podcasts to review/geek-out all over the underground sensation "Found.", well-before it ever got its proper release through Macabre/XLRator last year.  Well, it would only be fitting that we would review "Found."'s film-within-a-film standout, "Headless", NOW its own feature film.  Once again, we are reviewing this a little ahead of its official release, so bear with us if you havent yet gotten to witness its retro-styled gore.  And if you have, well I'm sure you can relate when I say, "I WANT FUCKING "WOLF BABY"!  Thanks for tuning in guys and gals.  You make this show the fun ride that it is.  Believe me, its not the bickering that I edit into semi-cohesive sentences that may or may not pass as a conversation that makes this so much fun!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

“Interlocutor”-CROSSS

“Headhunter” (FLA Mix)-Front 242

“I Only Have Eyes For You"-Tashaki Miyaki

“I’ll Cut You Down”-Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats

“Little Pig”-Devin Townsend

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Hello-hello, one and all, and welcome to episode 79 of BindTortureKast.  For this episode, we WERE going to review a film but due to the fact that the world is filled with some shady liars, we have decided to pull a film out of our ass to review.  Enter "Making Off", from France. A verite'-styled horror film that we have never really heard of?  Well, why the fuck not!  This is the cool thing about our favorite little genre of films; there is always SOMETHING out there that we have never heard of, and theres ALWAYS the possibility that it could be a true hidden gem.  So we shall see, but thanks for coming on this little mystery-excursion with us!  Other than that, you can expect the usual bloated mess of a podcast you have for some reason come to love/like/tolerate, complete with baseless opinions, bad jokes, and (trust me) worse smells!  It's good to be back, y'all!

 Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

 “We, The Gods”-Septicflesh

“AEP”-Red Harvest

“Phosphorror”-Vesania

“Christploitation”-Fear Factory

“The Massacre Must Begin”-Terror

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Hello everyone, and welcome to episode 75 of BindTortureKast.  While I know I said we would be reviewing a whole bunch of great films for this special April 1st Episode, we had a change of plans.  We WERE going to review such loved gems like the Nightmare on Elm Street remake, Ouija, I Know What You Did Last Summer, as well as a special James Wan Triple Feature.  Unfortunately, I like making the audience suffer as much as Luke likes making ME suffer, so we decided to review a little indie film that absolutely NOBODY seems to love, and certainly has gotten NO big push from Radius TWC into over 1200 theaters (from a VOD release).  I would say "I'm sorry", but we both know that I am incapable of remorse, so TRY and enjoy this episode.  It's been two weeks since our last recording, so you can expect a monolithic-sized amount of content in the usual sections of the show that I am unwilling to alter because I am scared by any and all forms of change.  Thanks for your continued support everyone, and please remember to leave us some feedback and reviews where you can.  iTunes, Stitcher, Libsyn; it is all good, baby!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

“It Follows”-Minor Threat

“Title”-Disasterpeace (from the “It Follows” Strk.)

“Father”-Disasterpeace (from the “It Follows” Strk.)

“Detroit”-Disaterpeace (from the “It Follows” Strk.)

“Doppel”-Disasterpeace (from the “It Follows” Strk.)

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Greetings one and all, and thanks for downloading episode 77 of BTK.  We are very happy you decided to check this one out (or at least, I am very happy; I dont now what Steve and Luke feel.  CAN they even feel...?), as we are reviewing a movie that I have been insanely excited to talk about, Phil Stevens' "Flowers".  This is a truly original, darkly beautiful, and insanely horrific slice of hell that needs to be seen to be believed.  It is absolute art (I dont care if I am showing my hand here), and I encourage everyone to send Phil Stevens lots of e-mails, demanding more pressings of the DVD, while we await the Unearthed Films release.  Its an important film, and if you call yourself a fan of the underground and you havent seen it yet, you need to remedy that shit quick, if at all possible!  Other than that; news, calendar releases, and all of the fun music you can shake a frozen turd-stick at!  Thanks for listening everyone!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

“Closing In 2.0”-Information Society

“Flowers In The Dirt”-Daniel Persson and the Weaklings

“Flowers Melt Away”-Fahrenheit 451

“My Last Breath”-Big Electric Cat

“Spirit In A Vacuum”-Mortiis

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