Bite This Onions

Bite This Onions

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Bite This Onions episodes

  • Ep. 14 / AGOT - Ned XI Never Forget

    Hey guys! This was another long one so I hope you don't mind us going short for the rest of the month since we don't have the storage space! It's hard to avoid since there's so much going down tho. Anyway, I have a headache so I'm just going to say we covered Tyrion VII to Sansa III. Soon enough I'm going to stop knowing how to read these Roman numerals. Never forget... to send asks!!!! :P

    PATREON DISCORD

    2 hr 6 min
  • Ep. 13 / AGOT - The 2nd Anedment

    Good morning and kung pow cock everyone! Welcome to Bite this Onions, the podcast where we start reading Ned X around 13 minutes. Shoutout to our Patreon patrons!!!! We love you and can't thank you ENOUGH for helping keep this show afloat. It's still hard to believe people actually give us money for this. Anyways, in this episode that took WAY too long to edit, we cover Ned X to Jon V, some sexy, SEXY chapters with some DOPE combat. We hope you enjoy! Also, I didn't know that links worked in here, so:

    Our Tumblr

    Our Patreon

    2 hr
  • Ep. 12 / AGOT - We GOT Interrupted

    Hey guys! Jadzia didn't know you could apply Discord permissions to voice channels!! The episode was going to be called "Lord Stark, I don't feel so good..." before we were interrupted in the middle of our very on-topic conversation about Overwatch! (We GOT interrupted... hehe... like Game of Thrones). Anyways, we cover Dany III to Tyrion VI with our guest Nico, or QueerlyDeparted on Twitter! Send asks to bitethisonionspodcast on tumblr and also check out our Patreon and Discord server!

    2 hr 1 min
  • Ep. 11 / AGOT - The Elder Thrones I: Skyrim

    Hey Nords I'm sleepy so I'm going to keep this short. Max and Jadzia talk about video games for 20 minutes and then talk about A Game of Thrones! We cover Ned VIII to Ned IX. Also, episodes will be coming out on Saturdays from now on! Send asks (bitethisonionspodcast.tumblr.com), donate to our Patreon, tell your friends about our podcast, and enjoy the episode!!! We love you!!!!

    1 hr 52 min
  • Ep. 10 / AGOT - Weed Jokes About Highgarden

    Hello gays! It's been a while, so we're here with an ACTION PACKED 2 hour episode FILLED with some of the longest and best chapters we've gone over so far - Ned VII to Arya III. We talk about nothing for a long time....... Anyways, ENJOY and also SEND ASKS!!!!! bitethisonionspodcast.tumblr.com.... also we have a Patreon!! Consider giving our broke asses some money!!

    2 hr 20 min
  • Ep. 9 / AGOT - Clown of the Crown

    Hey hedge knights! Hope you had a great week OR we hope you had a stressful week and you're settling down on this fine Saturday morning to bite this onions with us! This week, we discussed Ned VI to Sansa II, some GOOD ASS chapters. Also, did you know that iTunes censors cuss words in the description? We just noticed lol. Anyway, enjoy our most ace positive episode yet!!!! SEND ASKS AND ALSO WE HAVE A PATREON...

    1 hr 49 min
  • Ep. 8 / AGOT - God is a eunuch

    Hello Snowchiha Clan! Welcome to the 8th episode of Bite This Onions, which is just filled to the brim with internet troubles since Jadzia is back at school! We hope you don't mind the jumps and weird choppy audio at times. Anyways, in this short episode, we cover Ned V and Jon IV, 2 excellent chapters where we meet some cool characters like Alyn! SHOUTOUT TO NICO LANNISTER FOR BEING OUR 1ST $10 PATRON! As promised, our Discord server will probably be live by the time the episode is out. We're busy ;____; Enjoy! SEND ASKS and listen to ++ the LOONA EP as well as sweetener by Ariana!

    1 hr 9 min
  • Ep. 7 / AGOT - BTO Behind the Layers

    Hello kinslayers, we're back! This one's jam-packed with depression, guilt, stress, longing, frustration, pain, and some other wack shit! Also, this episode was so long that we had to cut out most off-topic stuff, so there might be some weird jumps, sorry about that! Anyways, in this episode, we cover Arya II to Bran IV, and none of it is fun to read! We hope you enjoy the episode regardless!

    Anyways, awesome reminder to send us asks to bitethisonionspodcast on Tumblr and also to consider becoming a patron on https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions

    2 hr 27 min
  • Ep. 6 / AGOT - Shimada Castle Black

    Good morning thots! It's 4 in the morning and Jadzia is typing this after a sensual 4 hour Stardew Valley session. Sad! Anyways, in this episode, we discuss Jon III to Tyrion IV and deliver THE hottest takes possible, we think. We love all of you so much, and enjoy the episode!

    1 hr 52 min
  • Ep. 5 / AGOT - The BlackElroys

    Hey, locals. In this episode, we talk about how Tumblr is a bad site for minors and how Jadzia was a H*mestuck probably (sad!). We also do shoutout some of our amazing listeners and Patrons this week!!! We love you. In addition to that, we cover Ned III to Cat IV, some juicy political chapters! Enjoy! Also hit up our Patreon and SEND ASKS :3

    https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions

    1 hr 48 min

About Bite This Onions

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Hey! We're Jadzia and Max, the only 2 black fans of ASOIAF, and we're here to close read literature for the first time since high school. Jaime Lannister is a god among men. Jon Snow is Lil Uzi Vert.…