On this episode: Total destruction, from mountain to shore!

When it comes to lording over other Satanist writers, Byron has got the goods.

It's our 200th episode, and we're finally, completely giving the devil his due.

Time to fire up the coals for a modest proposal as we grill some historians about some of their most brazen claims.

We're getting our just desserts, but what exactly do Satanists have coming to us?

It's all about the haves, the have-nots, and the shouldn't-haves as we gaze longingly at this particularly pernicious sin.

Put on a pretty dress and come with us to the goat shed to enjoy the taste of butter, because we're living deliciously even if there's hell to pay.

Nobody ever makes sacrifices to Satan, so why the pop cultural obsession with this idea? We take a stab at it.

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Some people like to wine and dine their god, but for Modern Satanists that's a meal we're more likely to chew up and spit out.