When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a...witch?

We're turning a naked eye to a revealing Satanic practice and baring all on its origins.

It's time to cut the cards AND cut to the chase as we give tarot cards a straight deal with the devilish history of everyone's favorite spooky deck.

We fall headfirst down a waterslide of evangelical madness with the most baffling and bizarre takes from our private Satanic Panic literary stash.

Lucifer's the light of the world, but not everyone is so enlightened about the significance of that name. Here to help light up our lives, we're joined by the Presbytera of the Church of Lucifer.

I find myself a genius, a thief, a liar, a general moral vagabond, a fool more or less, and a philosopher. It serves to keep me wondering what the devil has in store for me.

Apparently some people really will buy anything, even the insultingly credulous sales pitch of a former "Satanist High Priest" turned comedian for Christ.

Don't worry, jokes about religion always land great, there's no way this can possibly go awry.

We curate the whitewashed history of dark arts.