Put on a pretty dress and come with us to the goat shed to enjoy the taste of butter, because we're living deliciously even if there's hell to pay.

Nobody ever makes sacrifices to Satan, so why the pop cultural obsession with this idea? We take a stab at it.

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Some people like to wine and dine their god, but for Modern Satanists that's a meal we're more likely to chew up and spit out.

Pure evil is all well and good, but what happens when fundamentalists take purity too far--and teenagers and women end up paying the price?

You’ve heard what we think of some of the most notorious tomes in Lucifer’s Library, so now we’re bringing you the insights and outrages of an unsuspecting public.

As we learned from the Life of Brian, we are all individuals--but what does that mean for our Satanic sensibilities?

We're returning to our Ritual Rolodex and giving Satan a bad name.

Happy new year! In honor of the auspicious Year of the Snake we’re revisiting our favorite scriptural serpent with a Satanically subversive perspective on the fruits of Genesis.

The only thing that burns hotter than Hell is a question without an answer, so once again we’re uploading the most loaded questions about Satanism from the unsuspecting public.