Black On Both Sides

Episode #36

Kunta is mad because Marvel doesn’t care about black people. But wait…What about Black Panther? What about Wakanda? Doesn’t matter they cast Captain Marvel as a white woman even though she should have been black and Kunta is ready to have a sit-in. In other caucasian news, a woman is the victim of cosmic karma when she tried to get a selfie up close and personal near the jaguar cage. Yep, her arm. Luckily she survived to be a not so morbid lesson to anyone wishing to challenge death.

R Kelly is out on bail…AGAIN. Apparently, the “broke” entertainer found yet another woman or group of women to rescue him from the system. IF all of these women keep coming to his aid, isn’t it time we start questioning the people speaking ill of him? I mean, all of these wealthy women couldn’t be wrong.

Speaking of wrong…Gayle passes the torch over the persecution wall to her partner Oprah who is providing a platform to the recently outraged MJ “victims”. Are these two plotting something? MJ has had his music stripped from radio stations across Canada and New Zealand.

Robert Kraft doesn’t so kids…but slaves are a go. Funny how the owner of the spas has been seen palling it up with trump and Kraft. Operative? Kunta thinks so.

Manafort gets 75% less than the sentence guideline for his role in treason. Meanwhile, Jussie gets charge with 16 felonies. The world ain’t fair.

Episode #36

Kunta is mad because Marvel doesn’t care about black people. But wait…What about Black Panther? What about Wakanda? Doesn’t matter they cast Captain Marvel as a white woman even though she should have been black and Kunta is ready to have a sit-in. In other caucasian news, a woman is the victim of cosmic karma when she tried to get a selfie up close and personal near the jaguar cage. Yep, her arm. Luckily she survived to be a not so morbid lesson to anyone wishing to challenge death.

R Kelly is out on bail…AGAIN. Apparently, the “broke” entertainer found yet another woman or group of women to rescue him from the system. IF all of these women keep coming to his aid, isn’t it time we start questioning the people speaking ill of him? I mean, all of these wealthy women couldn’t be wrong.

Speaking of wrong…Gayle passes the torch over the persecution wall to her partner Oprah who is providing a platform to the recently outraged MJ “victims”. Are these two plotting something? MJ has had his music stripped from radio stations across Canada and New Zealand.

Robert Kraft doesn’t so kids…but slaves are a go. Funny how the owner of the spas has been seen palling it up with trump and Kraft. Operative? Kunta thinks so.

Manafort gets 75% less than the sentence guideline for his role in treason. Meanwhile, Jussie gets charge with 16 felonies. The world ain’t fair.

Episode #35

What’s Hot

Tristan Thompson apparently can’t do anything right. He can’t even get out of the relationship correctly. This Kardashian is willing to do whatever it takes to keep her man this time. #freetristain

What’s the difference between wealthy and rich? Young Dolph and Keyshawn Johnson move in very different ways. Some people can’t get robbed no matter how hard they try and others lose half a million at Cracker Barrel.

R. Kelly gets out and it’s all because of a daycare owner who used her wrongful death settlement money as collateral. What’s worse…her daughter being memorialized by bailing out Kellz, or the fact that she is supposed to be protecting kids at her job and released a alleged child molester?

What’s Real

Cohen had a big day but I didn’t get the info. I watched it, but had to mute the sound due to being at work. Apparently, the Republicans didn’t hear it either as they decided to #muteCohen at every turn. Is Cohen a dirtbag? Yes. Is his testimony likely tainted? Yes. But does he know where the bodies are buried? Most likely. Did Republicans have any questions for him? No.

Kunta went on a Cohen deep dive about reimbursements and racism. I have trouble connecting the dots as to how this will really affect Trump enough to put him behind bars. Only time will tell. Kunta is sure that one of the many courts after Trump will likely succeed.

MArk Meadows uses a human prop that Kunta can’t get over. He feels like this is as much a sign of racism as any other we have discussed. Meanwhile Trump flies off to meet with the Korean Dictator and gets nowhere. I feel like Trump was a prop in that meeting. Both he and the black woman in the Mark Meadows press conference accomplished about the same.

Cism

Coonman’s wife hands out cotton souvenirs for the balck kids she was teaching about the history of Virginia. Can this family not get anything right? Meanwhile a Maryland Democrat hot mics the N word and has to apologize.

Episode #35

What’s Hot

Tristan Thompson apparently can’t do anything right. He can’t even get out of the relationship correctly. This Kardashian is willing to do whatever it takes to keep her man this time. #freetristain

What’s the difference between wealthy and rich? Young Dolph and Keyshawn Johnson move in very different ways. Some people can’t get robbed no matter how hard they try and others lose half a million at Cracker Barrel.

R. Kelly gets out and it’s all because of a daycare owner who used her wrongful death settlement money as collateral. What’s worse…her daughter being memorialized by bailing out Kellz, or the fact that she is supposed to be protecting kids at her job and released a alleged child molester?

What’s Real

Cohen had a big day but I didn’t get the info. I watched it, but had to mute the sound due to being at work. Apparently, the Republicans didn’t hear it either as they decided to #muteCohen at every turn. Is Cohen a dirtbag? Yes. Is his testimony likely tainted? Yes. But does he know where the bodies are buried? Most likely. Did Republicans have any questions for him? No.

Kunta went on a Cohen deep dive about reimbursements and racism. I have trouble connecting the dots as to how this will really affect Trump enough to put him behind bars. Only time will tell. Kunta is sure that one of the many courts after Trump will likely succeed.

MArk Meadows uses a human prop that Kunta can’t get over. He feels like this is as much a sign of racism as any other we have discussed. Meanwhile Trump flies off to meet with the Korean Dictator and gets nowhere. I feel like Trump was a prop in that meeting. Both he and the black woman in the Mark Meadows press conference accomplished about the same.

Cism

Coonman’s wife hands out cotton souvenirs for the balck kids she was teaching about the history of Virginia. Can this family not get anything right? Meanwhile a Maryland Democrat hot mics the N word and has to apologize.

Episode #34

Black History month is almost over. And what a turbulent one we have had this year. Obama has been out and about this month and even made time for some NCAA rivalry. He was courtside to see Zion explode out of his shoe. Was this poor craftsmanship or a 300 pound man-child doing what he does to all of his clothes…Or was Obama to blame???

Jussie gets caught up and we can’t determine how to punish him. Obviously, there is wrong doing, but how many non brown people have done this type of thing? In some cases, brown people were even hurt or killed in the process. Lets keep the same energy and figure out a equal punishment for this guy.

Fresh off of a Super Bowl win, Robert Kraft is caught getting a happy ending. Meanwhile fresh off of a 14 year old body part, Robert Kelly finds himself inside a jail cell. I can already guess how this will probably end for both of them, but Kunta has faith in the system.

We are all (not all of us) triggered by blackface. What about Confederate Army uniforms? I’m not, however Kunta thinks that anyone who wears this uniform is racist…even if they are part of a historical reenactment. At some point we have to move on from the symbols. They only have power when you assign power to them.

Episode #34

Black History month is almost over. And what a turbulent one we have had this year. Obama has been out and about this month and even made time for some NCAA rivalry. He was courtside to see Zion explode out of his shoe. Was this poor craftsmanship or a 300 pound man-child doing what he does to all of his clothes…Or was Obama to blame???

Jussie gets caught up and we can’t determine how to punish him. Obviously, there is wrong doing, but how many non brown people have done this type of thing? In some cases, brown people were even hurt or killed in the process. Lets keep the same energy and figure out a equal punishment for this guy.

Fresh off of a Super Bowl win, Robert Kraft is caught getting a happy ending. Meanwhile fresh off of a 14 year old body part, Robert Kelly finds himself inside a jail cell. I can already guess how this will probably end for both of them, but Kunta has faith in the system.

We are all (not all of us) triggered by blackface. What about Confederate Army uniforms? I’m not, however Kunta thinks that anyone who wears this uniform is racist…even if they are part of a historical reenactment. At some point we have to move on from the symbols. They only have power when you assign power to them.

Episode #33

This episode is a little different than the normal BOBS. We discuss little politics and instead get into the issue of integrity. How important is integrity? How much money would it take for you to dance? What about TI? What about Floyd? What about Jay-Z? What about Jussie? What about Kaep? Last but not least, what about Steve?

Episode #33

This episode is a little different than the normal BOBS. We discuss little politics and instead get into the issue of integrity. How important is integrity? How much money would it take for you to dance? What about TI? What about Floyd? What about Jay-Z? What about Jussie? What about Kaep? Last but not least, what about Steve?

Episode #32

All is good on this side of the wall. How do we know? Because the bloke is behind bars. They are giving Savage no chill on getting him the eff up out of here. Or are they? He is still being detained after what seems like an eternity compared to how long they held Slick Rick. Speaking of the UK, Kunta is ready to cancel Liam Neeson for his comments about revenge. I am not so quick to throw a person away. Are there any redeeming qualities in his confession?

Can we cancel Gucci yet? How dare they make a sweater look like blackface? I’m just wondering if anybody that can afford Gucci cares if black people are offended?

— Breaking News —

Kunta wants to cancel a whole state. Why can’t The Commonwealth of Virginia get their stuff together. It seems like every other day a new member of their Government realizes that one time they put on blackface for something or rather. You reckon’ I should tell y’all bout that time I so forth and so on. Be on the lookout for more Virginia blackfaces…but not from black people.

Episode #32

All is good on this side of the wall. How do we know? Because the bloke is behind bars. They are giving Savage no chill on getting him the eff up out of here. Or are they? He is still being detained after what seems like an eternity compared to how long they held Slick Rick. Speaking of the UK, Kunta is ready to cancel Liam Neeson for his comments about revenge. I am not so quick to throw a person away. Are there any redeeming qualities in his confession?

Can we cancel Gucci yet? How dare they make a sweater look like blackface? I’m just wondering if anybody that can afford Gucci cares if black people are offended?

— Breaking News —

Kunta wants to cancel a whole state. Why can’t The Commonwealth of Virginia get their stuff together. It seems like every other day a new member of their Government realizes that one time they put on blackface for something or rather. You reckon’ I should tell y’all bout that time I so forth and so on. Be on the lookout for more Virginia blackfaces…but not from black people.