Black On Both Sides

Episode #28

Okay, okay, I lost the bet to Kunta and must sing the Texas Longhorn fight song that they stole from the railroad. I am a man of my word, so let the singing begin. – Speaking of singing, R Kelly is on everyone’s timeline. Even though we had agreed not to speak about it, we have to weigh in on the future of celebrity when it comes to sexual allegations. – Did I say celebrity? Is Tiffany Haddish a celebrity? Of course she is. Should she be? I don’t know. If you base that question on her New Year’s Eve performance, I would say no. But hey, everyone has a bad day at work, right? – Kevin Heart backed Tiffany and now Ellen has forgiven Kevin for his “anti-gay” remarks. She is now backing his decision to throw his name in the hat to be host of the Oscars. I am not watching it even if Black Jesus hosted it.

Gang violence erupts in Houston and this time they racially profile a white man as the shooter. Nonetheless, a black girl is the victim and we have more black on black crime that no one will march in protest of.

Trump decides that his cabinet should get raises even in the midst of a government shutdown. By the way, no tax returns until the Govt. opens up again. Kunta and I weren’t getting a return anyway.

Episode #28

Okay, okay, I lost the bet to Kunta and must sing the Texas Longhorn fight song that they stole from the railroad. I am a man of my word, so let the singing begin. – Speaking of singing, R Kelly is on everyone’s timeline. Even though we had agreed not to speak about it, we have to weigh in on the future of celebrity when it comes to sexual allegations. – Did I say celebrity? Is Tiffany Haddish a celebrity? Of course she is. Should she be? I don’t know. If you base that question on her New Year’s Eve performance, I would say no. But hey, everyone has a bad day at work, right? – Kevin Heart backed Tiffany and now Ellen has forgiven Kevin for his “anti-gay” remarks. She is now backing his decision to throw his name in the hat to be host of the Oscars. I am not watching it even if Black Jesus hosted it.

Gang violence erupts in Houston and this time they racially profile a white man as the shooter. Nonetheless, a black girl is the victim and we have more black on black crime that no one will march in protest of.

Trump decides that his cabinet should get raises even in the midst of a government shutdown. By the way, no tax returns until the Govt. opens up again. Kunta and I weren’t getting a return anyway.

Episode #27

We have reached the end of another year. The first end to a year of Black On Both Sides. We want to thank everyone for listening and plan on making 2019 an even better year for the Sides. But before we leave 2018, we must talk about a few things.

Bone Thugs have a beef with the Migos? No, you didn't miss anything. There wasn't anything to miss. This beef is nonexistent. Well unless you consider a Bizzy pulling out a rifle reminiscnet of Maw and Paw. In other Kunta news, Gucci Mane Lemonade turns 10 today and Kunta can't hold back his excitement. Clone or no clone, Kunta is a fan.

Trump is retracting his ownership of the wall debacle. Now he is blaming the Dems for the shutdown of the government. Honestly, what is 5 billion dollars to this country? We spend so much money on other things. I blame the Dems as much as I blame him.

Even beyond that Kunta exposes Trump for lying to the forward deployed military about their 10% raise which ended up being 2%. I actually agree with this. The last thing we want is those troops out there to know the truth and pack it up.

Happy New Year!

Episode #27

We have reached the end of another year. The first end to a year of Black On Both Sides. We want to thank everyone for listening and plan on making 2019 an even better year for the Sides. But before we leave 2018, we must talk about a few things.

Bone Thugs have a beef with the Migos? No, you didn’t miss anything. There wasn’t anything to miss. This beef is nonexistent. Well unless you consider a Bizzy pulling out a rifle reminiscnet of Maw and Paw. In other Kunta news, Gucci Mane Lemonade turns 10 today and Kunta can’t hold back his excitement. Clone or no clone, Kunta is a fan.

Trump is retracting his ownership of the wall debacle. Now he is blaming the Dems for the shutdown of the government. Honestly, what is 5 billion dollars to this country? We spend so much money on other things. I blame the Dems as much as I blame him.

Even beyond that Kunta exposes Trump for lying to the forward deployed military about their 10% raise which ended up being 2%. I actually agree with this. The last thing we want is those troops out there to know the truth and pack it up.

Happy New Year!

Episode #26

Kunta thinks that Christmas brings the best out of everyone, even if we can’t say it at work. How many Happy Holidays did you give out this year? Santa is watching. And Kunta is using that to keep his kids in line.

Kunta affirms to protect this planet from enemies both foreign and domestic. He is signing up for the Space Force just so that he can say Nanu Nanu and wear the cool visor glaesses like in Star Trek. Yes he made fun of this before. He seems serious, though.

Speaking of serious, it looks like the government has shut down. Is that why Mattis quit? No pay? Trump is looking to fire the Federal Reserve boss as well. Chaos in the White House. And apparently no one is looking out for this country outside of it’s walls.

Hey, but try and have a great Christmas. Yes, I said Christmas…not Holidays.

Episode #26

Kunta thinks that Christmas brings the best out of everyone, even if we can’t say it at work. How many Happy Holidays did you give out this year? Santa is watching. And Kunta is using that to keep his kids in line.

Kunta affirms to protect this planet from enemies both foreign and domestic. He is signing up for the Space Force just so that he can say Nanu Nanu and wear the cool visor glaesses like in Star Trek. Yes he made fun of this before. He seems serious, though.

Speaking of serious, it looks like the government has shut down. Is that why Mattis quit? No pay? Trump is looking to fire the Federal Reserve boss as well. Chaos in the White House. And apparently no one is looking out for this country outside of it’s walls.

Hey, but try and have a great Christmas. Yes, I said Christmas…not Holidays.

Episode #25

When KingKunta is running half marathons, his body weakens like an old man. Because of this, he can’t hang at parties. By 10:45 he is heading to the door. But not before noticing how much pain women put themselves through to be beautiful. Trust me that it isn’t more painful that waking up with a beard full of grays and looking 10 years older than you are. Put that in your spanx, ladies.

KingKunta changes his stance on the border caravan. Asylum seekers deserve and are awarded certain liberties by law in this country. Why aren’t we holding up our side of the law? Do we tear gas asylum seekers? Do we allow little girls seeking asylum to die in our custody? Apparently, we do. At least under a zero tolerance policy, we do. Once again, I end up being forced to defend the President’s position only because Kunta’s left-leaning outrage is so emotional. Above all, I have to agree that anyone neglected in our custody is insane. I am not sure if coming here is better or worse than just staying where you were. Pun intended this is the insane asylum.