ALERT! NO MORE MR. NICE GAY! We now have enough paying sisters to keep satisfied that we are changing our schedule-- we'll be alternating every week between free and paid episodes. If you don't like it, blow us! Or send us $4 on Patreon and gain access to every episode, every week. This week is paid, but it's a real banger episode-- you definitely don't want to miss babe.

Pollen: It's the Reason for the Sneazin'!

We're back, and not a moment too late! This week, the girls have a therapeutic venting sesh over life's greatest quandaries-- whether tis nobler in the mind to have a gay coworker, or to wish you were an owl who was still allowed in Great American Bagel. Plus-- is the only way to regain our online privacy to constantly lie? There's more but I honestly can't remember. Drain gang!

THEN, we discuss the picture seen 'round the world-- Lana Del Rey and her new boyfie Jack Donoghue. We judge the photo's artistic merits, but wind up going on a really long rant about twinks-- maybe the most definitive thing anyone's ever said about twinks and why they'll never understand Lana. 

Lastly, we try to discuss Christian Walker and Kehlani fighting in the Starbucks line and wind up discussing Grindr and the Gay Coomer Mindset. In the business, that's what they call a MISDIRECT. We feel you'll enjoy.

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