Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

By Blake WexlerComedy
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Blake's Takes for God's Sakes episodes

  • The Best Children’s Games From The 90s

    This Week’s Blake’s Takes

    1. Intro: There’s A Crack in Your Butt (00:00 to 24:38)
    2. Favorite Games From My Childhood (24:45 to 45:01)

      3. Blake’s Patreon:

      Patreon.com/blakewexler

      See Blake Live:

      https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

      46 min
    3. The Best Teeth, What I’d Teach

      This Week’s Blake’s Takes

      1. Intro: A new member of my mouth family (00:00 to 18:04)
      2. Ranking the teeth (18:11 to 25:46)
      3. The best school subjects to teach (25:53 to 46:26)

        4. Blake’s Patreon:

        Patreon.com/blakewexler

        47 min
      6. Calzones are Sandwiches

        This Week’s Blake’s Takes

        1. Intro: Peg leg baseball bats (00:00 to 10:42)
        2. Cancel Culture Part LVIII (10:50 to 25:57)
        3. Modes of Sandwiches: (26:04 to 46:22)

          4. Blake’s Patreon:

          Patreon.com/blakewexler

          47 min
        4. Bruise Willis

          This Week’s Blake’s Takes

          1. Intro: Why improv doesn’t work on TV, no more heckling at sports games, random thoughts (00:00 to 23:28)
          2. Rodent Reviews (23:36 to 47:09)

            3. Blake’s Patreon:

            Patreon.com/blakewexler

            48 min
          4. Any Boat Can Tug

            This Week’s Blake’s Takes

            1. Intro: Blake auditions for Mare of Easttown in front of a snake (00:00 to 23:11)
            2. Boats, a passionate plea for aircraft carriers (23:18 to 43:36)

              3. Blake’s Patreon:

              Patreon.com/blakewexler

              Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'

              • iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes
              • Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
                • 44 min
              • An Egg That’s Ready To Hatch, On His Terms

                This Week’s Blake’s Takes

                1. Intro: Doing the road (00:00 to 18:45)
                2. Euro 2020: The Special Hello Edition (18:53 to 38:50)
                3. Essential male grooming (38:57 to 45:35)

                  4. Blake’s Patreon:

                  Patreon.com/blakewexler

                  Blake Headlines Indianapolis - June 18, 2021: https://indianapolis-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/144124

                  46 min
                4. “Nice while he was alive!” – Reviews of Live Fish

                  This Week’s Blake’s Takes

                  1. Intro: Getting radon poisoning, looking up men’s shorts from the basement (00:00 to 15:33)
                  2. Blake reacts to pet reviews of the comet goldfish, rubber lip plecostomus, Cory Catfish and more (15:42 to 46:50)

                    3. Blake’s Patreon:

                    Patreon.com/blakewexler

                    Blake headlines Indianapolis - June 18, 2021: https://indianapolis-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/144124

                    48 min

                  About Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

                  From the publisher's feed

                  Through (often incoherent) free-association, comedian Blake Wexler improvises 45 minutes of takes on subjects ranging from his own massive legs to the best animated bears of all time.