Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

By Blake WexlerComedy
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Blake's Takes for God's Sakes episodes

  • Body Parts That’d Be Hilarious-Looking If They Were Huge

    This Week’s Blake’s Takes

    • Intro: General nonsense (00:17 to 18:26)
    • Getting Blood Drawn (18:34 to 26:00)
    • Big Funny Body Parts (26:07 to 51:10)

      • Blake’s Patreon:

      Patreon.com/blakewexler

      Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'

      • iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes
      • Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
        • 52 min
      • Jawbreaker Candy Ball Gag

        This Week’s Blake’s Takes

        • Intro: New Patrons (00:00 to 19:35)
        • Best Sleeping Positions to be Attacked In (19:42 to 33:58)
        • The Case for Standby Vaccination Lines (34:08 to 42:55)

          • Blake’s Patreon:

          Patreon.com/blakewexler

          Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'

          • iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes
          • Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
            • 44 min
          • Murder Among The Mormons Guy Does Blake’s Spider Joke

            This Week’s Blake’s Takes

            1. Intro: A Listener’s Second Chance (00:00 to 22:17)
            2. I Love Counterfeiting, Murder Among The Mormons (22:22 to 36:40)
            3. Cities I’d Like To Visit Post-Pandemic (36:47 to 46:40)

              4. Blake’s Patreon:

              Patreon.com/blakewexler

              Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'

              • iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes
              • Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
                • 48 min
              • Is Piglet Winnie-the-Pooh’s Son?

                This Week’s Blake’s Takes

                • The Best Animated Bears: (12:59 to 45:26)

                  • Blake’s Patreon:

                  Patreon.com/blakewexler

                  Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'

                  • iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes
                  • Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
                    • 46 min
                  • Peak, Pit and Void

                    This Week’s Blake’s Takes

                    • Intro: What if I was a sexy pink cartoon cat (00:00 to 13:07)
                    • The Void: (13:13 to 26:00)
                    • Patrice O’Neal Documentary: (26:07 to 42:31)
                    • Allen v Farrow (42:39 to 52:32)

                      • Blake’s Patreon:

                      Patreon.com/blakewexler

                      Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'

                      • iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes
                      • Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
                        • 53 min
                      • It's Blake's Birthday for God's Sakes

                        Blake takes you on a car ride as he goes to get a cheesesteak.

                        Blake’s Patreon:

                        Patreon.com/blakewexler

                        Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'

                        • iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes
                        • Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ



                          • 20 min
                        • Tom Brady’s Skin is Made of Lips

                          This Week’s Blake’s Takes

                          1. Intro: I want a doctor (00:00 to 16:50)
                          2. Tom Brady’s Skin: (16:57 to 29:39)
                          3. Snow: 29:45 to end

                            4. Blake’s Patreon:

                            Patreon.com/blakewexler

                            Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'

                            • iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes
                            • Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
                              • 50 min
                            • Fruit

                              This Week’s Blake’s Takes

                              1. Intro: The bread table (00:18 to 08:02)
                              2. Fruit: Blake talks about fruit for over 35 minutes (08:10 to 44:14)

                                3. Blake’s Patreon:

                                Patreon.com/blakewexler

                                Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'

                                • iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes
                                • Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
                                  • 45 min
                                • Ripe for a Ball Pit

                                  This Week’s Blake’s Takes

                                  1. Intro/Chapstick (0:19 to 11:36)
                                  2. Farts (11:44 to 24:06)
                                  3. Blondies 24:13 to 26:36)
                                  4. Moving (26:43 to 36:30)
                                  5. The Best Masks (36:38 to 48:18)

                                    6. Blake’s Patreon:

                                    Patreon.com/blakewexler

                                    Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'

                                    • iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes
                                    • Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
                                      • 49 min
                                    • The Muppets, Gonzo is a Pervert, Biden Inauguration

                                      This Week’s Blake’s Takes

                                      1. The Biden Inauguration (2:49 to 16:40)
                                      2. The Muppets (16:47 to 38:50)
                                      3. Best Streaming Services (38:58 to 46:35)

                                        4. Blake’s Patreon:

                                        Patreon.com/blakewexler

                                        Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'

                                        • iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes
                                        • Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
                                          • 47 min

                                        About Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

                                        From the publisher's feed

                                        Through (often incoherent) free-association, comedian Blake Wexler improvises 45 minutes of takes on subjects ranging from his own massive legs to the best animated bears of all time.