Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

By Blake Wexler

Through (often incoherent) free-association, comedian Blake Wexler improvises 45 minutes of takes on subjects ranging from his own massive legs to the best animated bears of all time.... more

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How many episodes does Blake's Takes for God's Sakes have?

The podcast currently has 168 episodes available.

Blake's Takes for God's Sakes episodes:

January 13, 2021I Have No Use for Horses, and You Can’t Ride a Donkey
This Week's Blake's Takes
Intro (00:19 to 9:50)

The Best Small Vehicles (9:57 to 26:44)

Detroit-Style Pizza vs Chicago Deep Dish (26:50 to 33:46)

Politics: There’s no excuse for unrequited decency (33:53 to 44:47)
Blake’s Patreon:
Patreon.com/blakewexler
Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'
iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
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46min
January 06, 2021I Haven’t Clogged a Toilet in Over Four Years
This Week’s Blake’s Takes
Bursting into rooms is really funny

Michael Richards

No fear worse than seeing you’ve clogged the toilet:

I can’t stop flushing baby wipes:

Best soap to use in shower:

Catfish

I love Apple Pay

A Sneaker Recommendation
Blake’s Patreon:
Patreon.com/blakewexler
Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'
iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
...more
44min
December 30, 2020Gators are America's Most Fascinating Animal
This Week’s Blake’s Takes
Hernando Cortez’s chest hair

Crabbing

Celebrating holidays the day before

Gators

There’s something embarrassing about British people

Track suits

The South’s Coronavirus approach

Florida

It’d be sad but also pretty funny to find my head in a marsh
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'
iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
...more
46min
December 23, 2020The Twelve Days of Wexmas
Blake gives his takes on each day of The 12 Days of Christmas, awarding the gifts from that weird song about birds to various listeners.
There’s also a jingle that’s comically long and for that he apologizes.
Blake’s Patreon:
Patreon.com/blakewexler
Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'
iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
...more
42min
December 16, 2020Animal Life
This Week’s Blake’s Takes
Leisure: Blake reads a book he wrote when he was 6 years old, titled “Animal Life” (12:40 to 28:58)

Politics: Vaccines are much less scary than getting blood drawn (29:06 to 46:03)

Sports: Carson Wentz (46:10 to 53:58)

Relationships: NextDoor South Carolina (54:05 to 1:01:08)
Blake’s Patreon:
Patreon.com/blakewexler
...more
1h 2min
December 09, 2020 Behind the Scenes of Blake's New Album: “Live From The Pandemic”
This Week’s Blake’s Takes
Blake interviews himself about today’s surprise release of his third career stand-up album, “Live From The Pandemic”, recorded at Steel Stacks in Bethlehem PA on October 22, 2020.
iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Live-Pandemic-Explicit-Blake-Wexler/dp/B08PJ176FS/ref=sr_1_9?dchild=1&keywords=Blake+Wexler&qid=1607521552&sr=8-9

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41min
December 02, 2020 WEXIUM: The Vow/Seduced, an all-NXIVM episode
This Week’s Blake’s Takes
Blake is joined by NXIVM expert Jackie to discuss the cult and the two documentaries centered around it.
Blake’s Patreon:
Patreon.com/blakewexler
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54min
November 25, 2020 Long-Distance Drinking: The Thanksgiving Episode
This week Blake essentially speaks for 45 minutes about how to stay awake on Thanksgiving.
Blake’s Patreon:
Patreon.com/blakewexler
...more
47min
November 18, 2020Livin La Vida The Sopranos
This Week’s Blake’s Takes
Intro: A cascade of masculine podcast reviews

Relationships: Make a Christmas List (11:03 to 21:06)

Sports: A Par-3 Shit Show (21:15 to 28:34)

Leisure: Living That Sopranos Lifestyle (28:41 to 39:34)

Politics: Trump was never going to concede (39:41 to 44:34)

Close: My dog’s photoshopped Christmas penis
Blake’s Patreon:
Patreon.com/blakewexler
Donate if you can:
BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla
NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794
ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
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49min
November 11, 2020The Rogan Podcast, But For Men
This Week’s Blake’s Takes
Intro: My podcast is Rogan, but for men

Leisure: Order the medium pizza (10:24 to 16:20)

Politics: A return to decency (16:25 to 26:35)

Relationships: Why everyone was so horny after the election (26:42 to 31:44)

Sports: It’s time to dress like a golfer 24/7 (31:51 to 42:56)
Blake’s Patreon:
Patreon.com/blakewexler
Donate if you can:
BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla
NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794
ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
...more
45min

FAQs about Blake's Takes for God's Sakes:

How many episodes does Blake's Takes for God's Sakes have?

The podcast currently has 168 episodes available.