Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

By Blake WexlerComedy
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Blake's Takes for God's Sakes episodes

  • I Have No Use for Horses, and You Can’t Ride a Donkey

    This Week's Blake's Takes

    1. Intro (00:19 to 9:50)
    2. The Best Small Vehicles (9:57 to 26:44)
    3. Detroit-Style Pizza vs Chicago Deep Dish (26:50 to 33:46)
    4. Politics: There’s no excuse for unrequited decency (33:53 to 44:47)

      5. Blake’s Patreon:

      Patreon.com/blakewexler

      Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'

      • iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes
      • Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
        • 46 min
      • I Haven’t Clogged a Toilet in Over Four Years

        This Week’s Blake’s Takes

        1. Bursting into rooms is really funny
        2. Michael Richards
        3. No fear worse than seeing you’ve clogged the toilet:
        4. I can’t stop flushing baby wipes:
        5. Best soap to use in shower:
        6. Catfish
        7. I love Apple Pay
        8. A Sneaker Recommendation

          9. Blake’s Patreon:

          Patreon.com/blakewexler

          Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'

          • iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes
          • Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
            • 44 min
          • Gators are America's Most Fascinating Animal

            This Week’s Blake’s Takes

            1. Hernando Cortez’s chest hair
            2. Crabbing
            3. Celebrating holidays the day before
            4. Gators
            5. There’s something embarrassing about British people
            6. Track suits
            7. The South’s Coronavirus approach
            8. Florida
            9. It’d be sad but also pretty funny to find my head in a marsh

              10. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

              Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'

              • iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes
              • Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
                • 46 min
              • The Twelve Days of Wexmas

                Blake gives his takes on each day of The 12 Days of Christmas, awarding the gifts from that weird song about birds to various listeners.

                There’s also a jingle that’s comically long and for that he apologizes.

                Blake’s Patreon:

                Patreon.com/blakewexler

                Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'

                • iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes
                • Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
                  • 42 min
                • Animal Life

                  This Week’s Blake’s Takes

                  • Leisure: Blake reads a book he wrote when he was 6 years old, titled “Animal Life” (12:40 to 28:58)
                  • Politics: Vaccines are much less scary than getting blood drawn (29:06 to 46:03)
                  • Sports: Carson Wentz (46:10 to 53:58)
                  • Relationships: NextDoor South Carolina (54:05 to 1:01:08)

                    • Blake’s Patreon:

                    Patreon.com/blakewexler

                    1 hr 2 min
                  • Behind the Scenes of Blake's New Album: “Live From The Pandemic”

                    This Week’s Blake’s Takes

                    Blake interviews himself about today’s surprise release of his third career stand-up album, “Live From The Pandemic”, recorded at Steel Stacks in Bethlehem PA on October 22, 2020.

                    iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes 

                    Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ

                    Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Live-Pandemic-Explicit-Blake-Wexler/dp/B08PJ176FS/ref=sr_1_9?dchild=1&keywords=Blake+Wexler&qid=1607521552&sr=8-9 


                    41 min
                  • Livin La Vida The Sopranos

                    This Week’s Blake’s Takes

                    • Intro: A cascade of masculine podcast reviews
                    • Relationships: Make a Christmas List (11:03 to 21:06)
                    • Sports: A Par-3 Shit Show (21:15 to 28:34)
                    • Leisure: Living That Sopranos Lifestyle (28:41 to 39:34)
                    • Politics: Trump was never going to concede (39:41 to 44:34)
                    • Close: My dog’s photoshopped Christmas penis

                      • Blake’s Patreon:

                      Patreon.com/blakewexler

                      Donate if you can:

                      BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

                      NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

                      ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

                      49 min
                    • The Rogan Podcast, But For Men

                      This Week’s Blake’s Takes

                      • Intro: My podcast is Rogan, but for men
                      • Leisure: Order the medium pizza (10:24 to 16:20)
                      • Politics: A return to decency (16:25 to 26:35)
                      • Relationships: Why everyone was so horny after the election (26:42 to 31:44)
                      • Sports: It’s time to dress like a golfer 24/7 (31:51 to 42:56)

                        • Blake’s Patreon:

                        Patreon.com/blakewexler

                        Donate if you can:

                        BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

                        NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

                        ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

                        45 min

                      About Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

                      From the publisher's feed

                      Through (often incoherent) free-association, comedian Blake Wexler improvises 45 minutes of takes on subjects ranging from his own massive legs to the best animated bears of all time.