Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

By Blake WexlerComedy
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Blake's Takes for God's Sakes episodes

  • Getting Married During a Pandemic Is Easier Than Cheering for The 76ers w/ Mike Hemcher

    This Week’s Blake’s Takes

    • My legs are so big they broke my car (00:15 to 9:11)
    • Relationships: Pandemic Wedding w/ Mike Hemcher (9:20 to 30:45)
    • Sports: The Sixers w/ Mike Hemcher (30:53 to 45:51)
    • Leisure: How Blake Would Defeat a Natural Disaster (45:58 to 56:27)
    • Politics: Jerry Cuckwell Jr. (56:35 to 01:08:20)
    • Mike's Twitter: @ShireNation

      Patreon:

      Patreon.com/blakewexler

      Donate if you can:

      BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

      NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

      ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

      1 hr 11 min
    • Mississippi’s Flag Should Be A Possum Attacking A Google Search Bar

      This Week’s Blake’s Takes

      • I Wear a Diaper To Show Off My Legs: (00:18 to 15:42)
      • Leisure: Tom Hanks’ Greyhound (15:49 to 24:58)
      • Relationships: Love in a Heat Wave (25:06 to 33:31)
      • Sports: Should College Athletes Play (33:39 to 38:18)
      • Politics: Mississippi’s New Flag (38:26 to 43:33)
      • Patreon:

        Patreon.com/blakewexler

        Donate if you can:

        BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

        NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

        ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

        45 min
      • Movie Theaters Should Sell Chips

        This Week’s Blake’s Takes

        • Relationships: Mailbag! (2:33 to 20:54)
        • Politics: Political Signs are Weird (21:02 to 28:46)
        • Leisure: Drive-In Movies (28:52 to 34:42)
        • Sports: Personalize Your Merch (34:49 to 40:48)
        • Special Hellos! (40:55 to 43:56)
        • Patreon:

          Patreon.com/blakewexler

          Donate if you can:

          BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

          NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

          ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

          45 min
        • South of the Bored-er

          Blake’s Takes

          • Politics: USPS is Awesome (6:00 to 19:20)
          • Leisure: South of the Border (19:31 to 27:18)
          • Relationships: My Mom’s Garage is Awesome (27:28 37:20)
          • Sports: League Stereotypes Dictate COVID Success (37:29 to 46:20)
          • Patreon:

            Patreon.com/blakewexler

            Donate if you can:

            BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

            NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

            ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

            48 min
          • Back to the Blakesics

            This Weeks Blake’s Takes

            • Relationships: Listener Questions (5:43 to 18:32)
            • Leisure: Flying During the Pandemic (18:37 to 30:21
            • Politics: Avoiding COVID Fatigue (30:30 to 36:30)
            • Sports: Baseball is the perfect pandemic sport (36:40 to 41:19)
            • Patreon:

              Patreon.com/blakewexler

              Donate if you can:

              BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

              NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

              ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

              43 min
            • Todd Glass on Stand-Up in the COVID Era

              Todd's Takes for Pod's Sakes! 

              Donate if you can:

              BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

              NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

              ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

              Blake's Patreon:

              Patreon.com/blakewexler

              55 min
            • Blake Records with a Total Stranger

              Blake & Courtney’s Takes

              • Intro (00:18 to 5:00)
              • Leisure: Introductions/The Best Pasta Types (5:10 to 19:20)
              • Politics: Voting By Smartphone (19:31 to 29:00
              • Relationships: COVID Parenting (29:06 to 42:06)
              • Sports: NBA Bubble Bursts (42:15 to 52:54)
              • Courtney’s Instagram account: @cjoff18

                Donate if you can:

                BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

                NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

                ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

                Patreon:

                Patreon.com/blakewexler

                55 min
              • DeSean Jackson, T&L's 100 At-Home Activities, Different COVID Pages, Common Racist Phrases

                This Week's Blake's Takes

                • Sports: DeSean Jackson (02:00 to 10:20)
                • Leisure: Travel & Leisure’s Top 100 At-Home Activities (10:26 to 28:00)
                • Relationships: Being On Different COVID Pages (28:07 to 36:29)
                • Politics: Common Phrases With Racist Roots (36:36 to 47:42)
                • Donate if you can:

                  BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

                  NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

                  ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

                  50 min
                • Confederate Statues, Don’t Cook with your Partner, Liverpool, Go for a Damn Drive

                  This Week’s Blake’s Takes:

                  • Politics: Confederate Statues (6:08 to 18:59)
                  • Relationships: Don’t Cook With Your Partner (19:05 to 25:41)
                  • Sports: Liverpool FC (25:47 to 34:45)
                  • Leisure: Go for a Drive 34:51 to 40:05)
                  • Donate if you can:

                    BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

                    NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

                    ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

                    42 min
                  • “Cancel Culture”, Blake’s Favorite TV Shows, Athletes Named Smith, Daddy

                    This Week's Blake's Takes

                    • Intro: Hummingbirds Don’t Have Legs: (0:21 to 5:53)
                    • Politics: “Cancel Culture” (06:01 to 20:04)
                    • Leisure: My Favorite TV Shows of All Time (20:13 to 38:21)
                    • Sports: The Best Smiths (38:31 to 46:19)
                    • Relationships: Daddy (46:22 to 50:45)
                    • Donate if you can:

                      BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

                      NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

                      ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead


                      54 min

                    About Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

                    From the publisher's feed

                    Through (often incoherent) free-association, comedian Blake Wexler improvises 45 minutes of takes on subjects ranging from his own massive legs to the best animated bears of all time.