Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

By Blake WexlerComedy
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Blake's Takes for God's Sakes episodes

  • A Very Important Tweet, Name-Calling, Relationship Mailbag, Guessing the Rules of Field Hockey, Commercials are Too Loud

    This Week’s Blake’s Takes:

    • Going Viral: 0:15 to 4:25
    • Politics: Chappelle and The Rules for Insults (04:27 to 11:30)
    • Relationships: Listener Questions (11:38 to 28:33)
    • Sports: Blake Guesses What Field Hockey Is (28:43 to 35:32)
    • Leisure: Why Are All My TV Volumes Different (35:45 to 38:25)

      • Donate if you can:

      BLMLA: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

      NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

      ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

      ——

      Blake’s hosting virtual Zoom quizzo: $35, team up to 8 people, sign up here for week of 6/15 to 6/19: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k8t3EGubbwKbzMPnxxS4fR-227KxpDzqhwL26iLwknw/edit?fbclid=IwAR30b6Jn1AvX-9ha8IiERhNaG0dDWkd9Nsvr5gNVqC1YRgC8hFmYg7SDueo#gid=0

      42 min
    • Impeach Old Deuteronomy, Drunk Pro Sports, The Near-Future of Stand-Up, Sex Words

      This Week’s Blake’s Takes:

      • Politics: Old Deuteronomy from Cats was an Awful Leader (03:23 to 15:37)
      • Sports: Which Professional Sport Would be Most Dangerous if Everyone There was Drunk (15:48 to 33:27)
      • Leisure: What Stand-Up Will Look Like in the COVID Era (32:41 to 43:22)
      • Relationships: All Words for Sex are Gross (43:25 to 49:15)

        • BLM

        BLMLA : https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

        NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

        ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

        54 min
      • Black Lives Matter

        This week's Blake's Takes:

        • Intro/Politics: Black Lives are Essential (00:23 to 8:20)
        • Sports: Kareem is Underrated (8:21 to 16:02)
        • Leisure: Key & Peele (16:04 to 25:54)
        • Relationships: How to Break Up With a Racist (25:57 to 36:22)

          • A Few Places Where You Can Donate:

          • BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla 
          • NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 
          • ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead 
            • 37 min
          • Jokes for May 25 to May 29

            Segments:

            • Friday Jokes Announcement: 00:18 to 02:57
            • Jokes: 02:58 to 04:32

              • More:

              • Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler
              • More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums
              • Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
                • 5 min
              • Quarantine Birthdays for Your Special Someone, Mass Gatherings, Sports Without Fans, Quibi

                This Week’s Blake’s Takes:

                Relationships: Quarantine Birthdays for Your Special Someone (6:00 to 18:43)

                Politics: Mass Gatherings During The Pandemic (18:54 to 25:19)

                Sports: Giving Fans a Presence During Fanless Sports (25:29 to 34:38)

                Leisure: Quibi (34:46 to 41:31)

                • Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler
                • More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums
                • Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
                  • 43 min
                • Jokes for May 18 to May 22

                  Blakeing News!

                  • Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler  
                  • More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums
                  • Happy fucking Memorial Day! 
                    • 3 min
                  • Everyone Should Be a Furry, Wear Your Mask, Most Embarrassing Sports Moments and Game Night

                    This Week’s Blake’s Takes:

                    Relationships: It’s Time for Everybody to Become a Furry (7:36 to 20:56)

                    Politics: Wear Your Face Coverings (21:03 to 28:50)

                    Sports: Blake’s Most Embarrassing Sports Moments (29:00 to 39:58)

                    Leisure: Game Night (40:08 to 47:00)

                    • Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler
                    • More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums
                    • Write the weirdest 5-Star review you can think of and Blake will read it on the podcast
                      • 49 min
                    • Jokes for May 11 to May 15, 2020

                      Blakeing News!

                      • Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler 
                      • More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums  
                      • Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
                        • 3 min
                      • Couples Costumes Rule, FDR Overstayed His Welcome, Hiking is the Best Exercise, and When Sports Should Come Back

                        Relationships: Couples Costumes Rule (3:53 to 18:01)

                        Politics: FDR Overstayed His Welcome (18:13 to 30:21)

                        Leisure: Hiking is the Best Exercise 30:32 to 38:10)

                        Sports: When Sports Should Come Back (38:20 to 47:26)

                        • Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler
                        • More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums
                        • Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
                          • 52 min
                        • Jokes for May 4 to May 8, 2020

                          Blakeing News!

                          • Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler
                          • More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums 
                          • Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
                            • 4 min

                          About Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

                          From the publisher's feed

                          Through (often incoherent) free-association, comedian Blake Wexler improvises 45 minutes of takes on subjects ranging from his own massive legs to the best animated bears of all time.