Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

By Blake WexlerComedy
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Blake's Takes for God's Sakes episodes

  • Electional Support Animals with Georgea Brooks

    This Week’s Blake’s Takes *Election Special*

    • Intro: Blake’s election take
    • Leisure: Best ways to destress (10:59 to 24:37)
    • Sports: Comfort Games (24:44 to 40:40)
    • Relationships: Using our pets as an emotional crutch (40:48 to 49:00)
    • Politics: How we’re feelin’ (49:05 to 1:00:06)

      • Blake’s Patreon:

      Patreon.com/blakewexler

      Donate if you can:

      BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

      NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

      ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

      1 hr 8 min
    • The Keto Kaelin Diet with comedian Gary Petersen

      This Week’s Blake’s Takes

      • Intro: The Jesus Christ Superstar of Stand-Up
      • Leisure: What the hell are we supposed to eat for breakfast (8:54 to 20:37)
      • Politics: The Los Angeles Bubble (20:45 to 37:20)
      • Relationships: Who the hell should date a comedian? (37:27 to 44:31)
      • Sports: Softball (44:38 to 58:25)

        • Gary’s Album:

        https://deadandmellow.com/gary-petersen

        Blake’s Patreon:

        Patreon.com/blakewexler

        Donate if you can:

        BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

        NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

        ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

        59 min
      • Drinking Whiskey With My Girlfriend’s Grandmother

        This Week’s Blake’s Takes

        • Intro: Why podcasters shouldn’t join a network
        • Sports: Worst Places to get in a fight at a pro sporting event (13:40 28:49)
        • Politics: How to win a student council election: (28:56 to 40:12)
        • Leisure: Fall Pickin' (40:20 to 45:39)
        • Relationships: Next Door App (45:47 to 52:12)

          • Will’s Album:

          https://willabelescomedy.bandcamp.com/album/the-pride-of-hagerstown-the-tall-tales-and-tragic-truths-of-will-abeles

          Blake’s Patreon:

          Patreon.com/blakewexler

          Donate if you can:

          BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

          NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

          ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

          54 min
        • Laughing About Crying About Old Break-ups

          This Week’s Blake’s Takes

          • Intro: Blake’s return to live stand-up
          • Politics: Nextdoor App Explodes (6:50 to 14:47)
          • Sports: No Asterisk for Pandemic Championships (14:55 20:01)
          • Relationships: Blake & Comedian Will Abeles talk about their worst Break-ups (20:10 to 42:45)
          • Leisure: Comedian Will Abeles Discusses Recording a Comedy Album on Zoom (42:42 to 57:37)

            • Will’s Album:

            https://willabelescomedy.bandcamp.com/album/the-pride-of-hagerstown-the-tall-tales-and-tragic-truths-of-will-abeles

            Blake’s Patreon:

            Patreon.com/blakewexler

            Donate if you can:

            BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

            NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

            ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

            59 min
          • Blake Picks Apart Everybody's Posts on Nextdoor

            This Week’s Blake’s Takes

            • Intro: The Demonization of Intellect
            • Politics: How to feel about the pig’s COVID Diagnosis (12:10 to 19:02)
            • Relationships: DM Mailbag (19:07 to 36:35)
            • Sport: Blake roasts the Nextdoor posts in his neighborhood (36:41 to 47:20)
            • Leisure: Some thoughts before Blake’s return to stand-up (47:27 to 51:45)

              • Patreon:

              Patreon.com/blakewexler

              Donate if you can:

              BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

              NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

              ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

              54 min
            • Recapping a Presidential Debate Before It Happens

              This Week’s Blake’s Takes

              • Intro: Blake Quotes Caitlyn Jenner, Forgets Her Name
              • Politics: Recapping the first presidential debate before it happens (11:36 to 21:51)
              • Leisure: Golf is not a sport but I like it (21:58 to 36:38)
              • Relationships: Tell your kids to compliment me, but not in a try-hard kind of way (36:44 to 44:29)
              • Sports: I love ties (44:36 to 49:26)

                • Patreon:

                Patreon.com/blakewexler

                Donate if you can:

                BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

                NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

                ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

                51 min
              • How To Look Hot When It’s Cold

                This Week’s Blake’s Takes

                • NXIVM: (0:18 to 10:31)
                • Relationships: How to look Sexy In The Winter (10:39 to 24:06)
                • Leisure: Best Places to be During an Earthquake (24:14 to 37:08)
                • Politics: Debates Don’t Matter This Year (37:16 to 45:57)
                • Sports: The DH Rules (45:05 to 47:59)

                  • Patreon:

                  Patreon.com/blakewexler

                  Donate if you can:

                  BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

                  NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

                  ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

                  51 min
                • You Must Use Baby Wipes

                  This Week’s Blake’s Takes

                  • California Burning: (0:18 to 11:26)
                  • Relationships: Separation Anxiety/Mailbag (11:33 to 25:58)
                  • Politics: How I’d fit in at the Indoor Trump Rally (26:06 to 39:23)
                  • Sports: Creating A Special At-Home Football Experience (39:30 to 47:35)
                  • Leisure: Wipe Your Ass Correctly (47:42 to 54:42)

                    • Patreon:

                    Patreon.com/blakewexler

                    Donate if you can:

                    BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

                    NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

                    ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

                    57 min
                  • Legs Legs Legs Legs Legs Legs

                    This Week’s Blake’s Takes

                    • Gender Reveal Parties: (0:18 to 12:41)
                    • Relationships: My Legs Are Sexually Attracted to One-Another (12:49 to 26:50)
                    • Sports: If My Legs Got Kicked Out of a Tennis Match (26:57 to 35:06)
                    • Politics: My Legs Were Offended By Trump’s Military Comments 35:13 to
                    • Leisure: My Legs Went to a Bar (43:38 to 49:10)

                      • Patreon:

                      Patreon.com/blakewexler

                      Donate if you can:

                      BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

                      NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

                      ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

                      51 min
                    • They Flew An Airplane Into My Legs

                      This Week’s Blake’s Takes

                      • I Was Leg-Shamed: (0:18 to 12:57)
                      • Leisure: “Alone” (13:04 to 26:05)
                      • Sports: Mini Basketball Hoops (26:14 to 35:35)
                      • Relationships: Throw Your Dog a Birthday Party (35:44 to 41:16)
                      • Politics: Vote Yes on Prop 22 (41:25 to 51:04

                        • Patreon:

                        Patreon.com/blakewexler

                        Donate if you can:

                        BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla

                        NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794

                        ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead

                        53 min

                      About Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

                      From the publisher's feed

                      Through (often incoherent) free-association, comedian Blake Wexler improvises 45 minutes of takes on subjects ranging from his own massive legs to the best animated bears of all time.