Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

By Blake WexlerComedy
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Blake's Takes for God's Sakes episodes

  • Reptile Reviews Part II

    This Week’s Blake’s Takes

    1. Intro: General nonsense, meeting Jeff Goldblum (00:20 to 10:46)
    2. Blake reads pet reviews of The Very Red Bearded Dragon, the Cuban False Chameleon, The Pacman Frog, and much much more! (10:54 to 42:51)

      3. Blake’s Patreon:

      Patreon.com/blakewexler

      Blake headlines Indianapolis - June 18, 2021: https://indianapolis-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/144124

      44 min
    3. Lourdes of the Rings

      This Week’s Blake’s Takes

      1. Intro: In a basement (00:20 to 23:33)
      2. Proposal/Engagement takes (23:40 to 42:49)

        3. Blake’s Patreon:

        Patreon.com/blakewexler

        Blake headlines Indianapolis - June 18, 2021: https://indianapolis-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/144124

        44 min
      4. Reptile Reviews Part I

        This Week’s Blake’s Takes

        1. Intro: Blake discusses the rate structure for how much he’d charge for giving away parts of his fingers and toes to four patrons over a 1 year time period (00:20 to 21:20)
        2. Slippery Pets: Blake starts by listing the best Amphibian pets, then starts reading customer-written reviews from people who bought reptiles at Petco (21:27 to 48:07)

          3. Blake’s Patreon:

          Patreon.com/blakewexler

          49 min
        3. All You Need To Do Stand-up Is A Basketball

          This Week’s Blake’s Takes

          1. Intro: Tonight’s taping at Helium (00:00 to 10:51)
          2. Dealing With Hecklers (10:58 to 25:41)
          3. Hot Dogs (25:51 to 44:11)
          4. Moved Into Philly (44:21 to 51:09)

            5. Blake headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499

            Blake’s Patreon:

            Patreon.com/blakewexler

            52 min
          5. Why Won’t U2 Leave Me Alone

            This Week’s Blake’s Takes

            1. Intro: General nonsense/apparently I had an eating disorder in my mid-20s (00:00 to 27:24)
            2. Supply chain issues (27:31 to 38:04)
            3. Special Hellos – Patron Problems: (38:11 to 50:28)

              4. Blake headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499

              Blake’s Patreon:

              Patreon.com/blakewexler

              51 min
            4. Comedy & Social Issues; My Legs Gave Birth

              This Week’s Blake’s Takes

              1. Intro: Comedians can’t ignore social issues (00:00 to 10:02)
              2. Manifest Destiny, a gender reveal party for my legs’ offspring: (10:09 to 39:42)
              3. A puppet made fun of me when I was a young comic (39:48 to 46:43)

                4. Blake headlines Penn’s Peak in Jim Thorpe, PA – April 24th: https://twitter.com/KricketComedy/status/1384531690366832645?s=20

                Blake headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499

                Blake’s Patreon:

                Patreon.com/blakewexler

                Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'

                • iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes
                • Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
                  • 48 min
                • My Ride’s Here: One Year Anniversary Show

                  This Week’s Blake’s Takes

                  1. Intro: Robes, a big announcement, old man noises (00:00 to 27:28)
                  2. A Year of Takes: (27:36 to 34:26)
                  3. They Threatened To Shoot Me (34:33 to 51:44)

                    4. Blake headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499

                    Blake’s Patreon:

                    Patreon.com/blakewexler

                    Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'

                    • iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes
                    • Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQThis Week’s Blake’s Takes


                      • 53 min
                    • Bad Roommates

                      This Week’s Blake’s Takes

                      • Intro, Young Hercules, the college admissions scandal wasn’t that bad of a crime, apartment hunting (00:00 to 26:37)
                      • Bad Roommates (26:47 to 50:23)

                        • __________

                        Blake headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499

                        Blake’s Patreon:

                        Patreon.com/blakewexler

                        Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'

                        • iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes
                        • Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
                          • 51 min
                        • My Body Looks Like a Kia Soul

                          This Week’s Blake’s Takes

                          1. Intro: Hayley was actually Eminem’s favorite model airplane plane (00:20 to 17:14)
                          2. Vaccines/Sincere Time (17:20 to 36:38)
                          3. Dressing my dog up as a wolf featuring Ollie: (36:45 to 41:30)

                            4. Blake Headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499

                            Blake’s Patreon:

                            Patreon.com/blakewexler

                            Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'

                            • iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes
                            • Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
                              • 42 min

                            About Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

                            From the publisher's feed

                            Through (often incoherent) free-association, comedian Blake Wexler improvises 45 minutes of takes on subjects ranging from his own massive legs to the best animated bears of all time.