Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

By Blake Wexler

Through (often incoherent) free-association, comedian Blake Wexler improvises 45 minutes of takes on subjects ranging from his own massive legs to the best animated bears of all time.... more

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How many episodes does Blake's Takes for God's Sakes have?

The podcast currently has 168 episodes available.

Blake's Takes for God's Sakes episodes:

June 02, 2021Reptile Reviews Part II
This Week’s Blake’s Takes
Intro: General nonsense, meeting Jeff Goldblum (00:20 to 10:46)

Blake reads pet reviews of The Very Red Bearded Dragon, the Cuban False Chameleon, The Pacman Frog, and much much more! (10:54 to 42:51)
Blake’s Patreon:
Patreon.com/blakewexler
Blake headlines Indianapolis - June 18, 2021: https://indianapolis-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/144124
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44min
May 26, 2021Lourdes of the Rings
This Week’s Blake’s Takes
Intro: In a basement (00:20 to 23:33)

Proposal/Engagement takes (23:40 to 42:49)
Blake’s Patreon:
Patreon.com/blakewexler
Blake headlines Indianapolis - June 18, 2021: https://indianapolis-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/144124
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44min
May 19, 2021 BLAKE'S ENGAGED (to be wed)
This is not an episode but we'll be back next week!
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3min
May 12, 2021Reptile Reviews Part I
This Week’s Blake’s Takes
Intro: Blake discusses the rate structure for how much he’d charge for giving away parts of his fingers and toes to four patrons over a 1 year time period (00:20 to 21:20)

Slippery Pets: Blake starts by listing the best Amphibian pets, then starts reading customer-written reviews from people who bought reptiles at Petco (21:27 to 48:07)
Blake’s Patreon:
Patreon.com/blakewexler
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49min
May 05, 2021All You Need To Do Stand-up Is A Basketball
This Week’s Blake’s Takes
Intro: Tonight’s taping at Helium (00:00 to 10:51)

Dealing With Hecklers (10:58 to 25:41)

Hot Dogs (25:51 to 44:11)

Moved Into Philly (44:21 to 51:09)
Blake headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499
Blake’s Patreon:
Patreon.com/blakewexler
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52min
April 28, 2021Why Won’t U2 Leave Me Alone
This Week’s Blake’s Takes
Intro: General nonsense/apparently I had an eating disorder in my mid-20s (00:00 to 27:24)

Supply chain issues (27:31 to 38:04)

Special Hellos – Patron Problems: (38:11 to 50:28)
Blake headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499
Blake’s Patreon:
Patreon.com/blakewexler
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51min
April 21, 2021Comedy & Social Issues; My Legs Gave Birth
This Week’s Blake’s Takes
Intro: Comedians can’t ignore social issues (00:00 to 10:02)

Manifest Destiny, a gender reveal party for my legs’ offspring: (10:09 to 39:42)

A puppet made fun of me when I was a young comic (39:48 to 46:43)
Blake headlines Penn’s Peak in Jim Thorpe, PA – April 24th: https://twitter.com/KricketComedy/status/1384531690366832645?s=20
Blake headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499
Blake’s Patreon:
Patreon.com/blakewexler
Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'
iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
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48min
April 14, 2021My Ride’s Here: One Year Anniversary Show
This Week’s Blake’s Takes
Intro: Robes, a big announcement, old man noises (00:00 to 27:28)

A Year of Takes: (27:36 to 34:26)

They Threatened To Shoot Me (34:33 to 51:44)
Blake headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499
Blake’s Patreon:
Patreon.com/blakewexler
Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'
iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQThis Week’s Blake’s Takes
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53min
April 07, 2021Bad Roommates
This Week’s Blake’s Takes
Intro, Young Hercules, the college admissions scandal wasn’t that bad of a crime, apartment hunting (00:00 to 26:37)

Bad Roommates (26:47 to 50:23)
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Blake headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499
Blake’s Patreon:
Patreon.com/blakewexler
Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'
iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
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51min
March 31, 2021My Body Looks Like a Kia Soul
This Week’s Blake’s Takes
Intro: Hayley was actually Eminem’s favorite model airplane plane (00:20 to 17:14)

Vaccines/Sincere Time (17:20 to 36:38)

Dressing my dog up as a wolf featuring Ollie: (36:45 to 41:30)
Blake Headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499
Blake’s Patreon:
Patreon.com/blakewexler
Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic'
iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
...more
42min

FAQs about Blake's Takes for God's Sakes:

How many episodes does Blake's Takes for God's Sakes have?

The podcast currently has 168 episodes available.