Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

By Blake WexlerComedy
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Blake's Takes for God's Sakes episodes

  • F-Marry-Kill: Dionysus, Siren, Centaur

    Blake talks about coping with old break-ups, and gives his takes on X-Mas decorations including why gingerbread houses are just old food you can’t eat.

    Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    Book Blake Wexler & friends for your office party: [email protected]

    44 min
  • Thanksgiving's Vibrating Sword

    Blake talks about how Thanksgiving needs to innovate, and then gives his takes on the best containers to drink out of

    Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    Book Blake Wexler and comedians Darryl Charles & Chip Chantry for your office party: [email protected]

    45 min
  • Find Humor in my Ignorance

    Blake gives his takes on the mid-terms, his southern road trip and dunking his hand down the back of a wealthy business man's pants.

    Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    43 min
  • BTFGS Election Day Special!

    Blake talks about his relationship with politics, his voting history, why politicians beyond the local level shouldn’t be put on a pedestal and predicts the senate races.

    Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    43 min
  • The City of Brotherly Love Is Blind

    Blake talks about why Philadelphia is the way that it is, getting revenge on a dentist, and Love is Blind.

    Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    43 min
  • Blake’s Mistakes For God’s Sakes

    Blake makes a massive apology, and gives his tips on how to best optimize your air travel.

    Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    42 min
  • How Old Is A Boy

    Blake gives his takes on boy ages, why colds are good, the worst school project ever, and species of birds.

    Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    45 min
  • There Is No Right Fielder, But There Is A Wrong Fielder

    This week Blake gives his takes on people cutting airport security because they're late, Low T-ea, having the schedule of a child and inattentive parents. 

    Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    41 min
  • Redact that! Fall Special Hellos

    This week Blake gives his takes on Nazi Luftwaffe Commander Herman Goering, booty shorts and autumn special hellos to the patrons.

    Low T-ea at 9pm ET on Thursday!

    Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    52 min
  • British Butts Look Like Vanilla Sheet Cake

    This week Blake gives his takes on the Bering Strait, talking with your windows open, and the problematic World Cup

    Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    45 min

About Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

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Through (often incoherent) free-association, comedian Blake Wexler improvises 45 minutes of takes on subjects ranging from his own massive legs to the best animated bears of all time.