Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

By Blake WexlerComedy
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Blake's Takes for God's Sakes episodes

  • I Don't Feel Pretty!!!

    This week Blake gives his takes on why he doesn't feel pretty, suntan lotion application, JFK and the features of a live events that he prioritizes the most. 

    Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    42 min
  • Street Signs Designs

    This week Blakey baby examines the ideal window to drink a hot coffee, Joe Camel’s disgusting snout, and gives his takes on street signs.

    Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    42 min
  • I Like To Sit In The Sink; Special Hellos

    This week Blake enters the storm, foot-shafts, talks about why stand-up comedians will never unionize and gives out some Woodland Creature-related special hellos. 

    Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    48 min
  • Unnecessarily Annoying Chores

    Blake asks, what’s better than waking up in a room full of friends? Then talks about shredded underwear and the household chores that are unnecessarily difficult.

    Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    44 min
  • "I Was Stabbed 24 Times"

    Blake talks about his shows in Austin: A City In Identity Crisis, and a wild Uber ride.

    Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    42 min
  • Music is a Very, Very Serious Business

    Blake talks about digging trenches in Lee denim jeans, a fake 36 minute comedy special called Less is Moore, and seeing Rage Against The Machine.


    Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    43 min
  • Portuguese Man Of War

    Blake recaps his wedding and honeymoon.  

    Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    44 min
  • My Passions Are History, Sports and Arguing: The Final BTFGS Snackable Summer Snack Series

    In the third and final installment of the Snackable Summer Snack Series, Blake ranks the jobs he'd do if he wasn't allowed to do comedy.

    Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

    Blake’s Patreon:

    Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    21 min
  • Criquet Bats & Eye Cages: A Special Hello Edition of BTFGS' Snackable Summer Snack Series

    In the second installment of the Snackable Summer Snack Series, Blake gives Special Hellos to his patrons by assigning pieces of sports equipment to each one of them.

    Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

    Blake’s Patreon:

    Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    32 min
  • Grooming Myself: A BTFGS Snackable Summer Snack Series

    In the first installment of the Snackable Summer Snack Series, Blake talks about his impending wedding and why he isn't nervous at all. 

    Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

    Blake’s Patreon:

    Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    23 min

About Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

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Through (often incoherent) free-association, comedian Blake Wexler improvises 45 minutes of takes on subjects ranging from his own massive legs to the best animated bears of all time.